Below Deck #5 ⚓️

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Joe is an absolute a.Glad Nathan called him out and told him exactly why he was being a bleep.

Kizzi making it her goal to kiss everyone on the boat [bar Josh - whom she doesn't seem to count], being proud of doing it and then saying she wants to go back and marry the boy she dumped is some next level evil, narcissistic tit.

Also think Sandy sacking off the end-of- season crew dinner for her wife was a bit of a fool move.
Take your crew to dinner to acknowledge their work [take your wife if you really HAVE to], and then slope off with her after.

Some of these people really take a chance on reality TV and start to believe their own hype 🙄
Didn’t caption Lee bring his wife and then leave after the dinner
 
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Sandy hardly featured this year.

Kizzy is going to end up marrying the guy she dumped cos they are engaged. Makes you wonder if it was some weird agreement between them that she could be "single" on the boat for maximum screen time
 
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Sandy hardly featured this year.

Kizzy is going to end up marrying the guy she dumped cos they are engaged. Makes you wonder if it was some weird agreement between them that she could be "single" on the boat for maximum screen time
I think this, she made that weird point of it just being a kiss as she rattled off every one she did and didn't kiss.

And maybe that was why I didn't mind Sandy this season, less screen time.
 
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Far too much focus on relationships this time round. I don’t understand why Gael and Mrs Sandy had to be brought in for the last episode. So unnecessary.
 
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Sandy hardly featured this year.

Kizzy is going to end up marrying the guy she dumped cos they are engaged. Makes you wonder if it was some weird agreement between them that she could be "single" on the boat for maximum screen time
Yeah I thought this too, seems quite common on reality shows these days. Just seemed really weird after all the talk and flirting she did with Joe that she then just ditched him after being all over him in the taxi.
 
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I'm already not looking forward to next Med season because it will just be Nathan pining for the baby like he's the first guy to become a father.
 
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Didn’t caption Lee bring his wife and then leave after the dinner
Yeah, exactly that. Sandy could have done the same.

Also saw that despite Cathy sharing pics suggestive of the fact that she's till with Max, Sandy said on WWHL they have split, and he's now started an OF 🙈
 
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Yeah, exactly that. Sandy could have done the same.

Also saw that despite Cathy sharing pics suggestive of the fact that she's till with Max, Sandy said on WWHL they have split, and he's now started an OF 🙈
Oh Max whyy.

Joe will be next
 
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Watched the finale tonight. Loved V stepping on Kizzi’s foot. Also hilarious that Joe clearly expected a bag and ended up eating noodles by himself.

Max makes my skin crawl. He's so needy and I don’t find him attractive in the slightest. However, I’m literally twice the age of a lot of them so it would be creepy if I started fawning after them.
 
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I tried the med season but couldn't get into it!
Down under has started! Crossover with the RHSLC, should be good!!!
 
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I’m losing my shizzle that it’s not coming up on Prime in Australia
Oh I never realized you were in Australia!
I just watched, enjoyed it! Feisty salty ladies!
I like Ben, but looks like he's going to be a total gob!
 
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Looking forward to BDDU, I need to love it again after Med so nasty with Kizzi and Joe, Iet's never see them again.

A bit of old school crew, Ben is a gob and I'm here for it!
 
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That's strange I watch it on hayu but on Now TV and it's not showing a charge for me
 
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