Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[Lalala12]

Ellie is actually nuts!

 

[Ticktickmeh]

I think Kizzy is actually just vile. I imagine she's getting trolled a fair amount after all of her behaviour on the show.

I say it every season, I wish they still had reunions to hold them accountable for....

Also knowing Gael and Nathan since had a kid together, the will they wont they story line is a bit redundant.


Edit to add. I'd love to see Cathy come back as Cheif Stew once Ashea 'retires'

 

[Offish]

Wow Alesia is awful. I’m not surprised Jenna was pissed off when she came over and took Eddy to dance and then was telling him it wouldn’t work between him and Jenna I was getting annoyed! Not a fan of Ellie but did like her calling Alesia out the next day…even if it was to the wrong thing lol

I felt so uncomfortable watching Ellie get into bed with Joao. It seemed so desperate.

Totally agree with alllll of this. Also lol at Ellie calling anyone else a pick me pick-me-sia made me laugh tho
I was disappointed with Joao, he seems so completely different this season but alas, still led by little Joao I did think he seemed mega fucked off with alesia during her ‘little chat’, at least he’s got the measure of her I guess!

 

[Louanne]

Il bring this to the new thread as well. I've went right off Brianna. Not only is she a mean girl with Chinny. She's gonna break Harry's heart

I've also seen today on Tzarina's insta that she has blocked Harry and they no longer speak.
She's said she can't explain why yet, so I'm guessing there's a lot to come in the episodes left.

 

[Louanne]

Fair play to Jenna cos Eddy was dull as fuck on that date.
Ellie is deluded but Joao properly ballsed it up.
Alesia and Mike both need to go, pair of useless, arrogant, self-centred twats.

 

[SkinnerBells]

Betul is a reality show breath of fresh air. Her and V should set their own yacht crew company up for awesome women. Aesha as chief stew.

 

[raindropsroses]

I would feel so violated if I were Nathan and found out that I'd been unknowingly sleeping in my colleague's cum

Chef Joy is possibly the best chef of the franchise?

This feels like such a horny season.

 

[JodieGreen123]

Far too much focus on relationships this time round. I don’t understand why Gael and Mrs Sandy had to be brought in for the last episode. So unnecessary.

 

[KerGlr5]

Yeah this is such an awful series, glad the villa part is over with. Can’t believe they’re still persisting with the Instagram style photos every time someone is getting interviewed, we’re aware who they are by now!

 

[Restless Native]

Harry’s ig has photos lying in bed next to a set of nice legs could be Bri? They’re playing it cool with the fans obvs

I went right off Bri towards the end. So I ain't shipping them

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

I dont even think they are still together

Yeah which makes it worse that we have to suffer it while knowing they aren’t even a couple.

 

[Restless Native]

I’m starting to find Jenna more and more irritating. She whines like a child.

Yeah. Mike was a dick. But Jennas whining is very annoying. I don't really like the way shes messing about Eddie either. She cant moan at him for acting the way he is when she was the same with him over Alessia.

 

[DoseofReality]

I want them to film Norma as she gets another text saying they need to find another deckhand/ stew/ chef.

 

[SkinnerBells]

I really like Joy, and I really like the two stews who are not Gen. And both tall Yanks. Good show so far. Awful jerk of a guest!

 

[SkinnerBells]

Run for the hills, V! She’s way too good for him.

 

[Offish]

He'd probably say 'suck it up cream puff!'

‘Here’s your plane ticket home’ accompanied with a dramatic physical handing over of said ticket

 

[disneys]

I’m so glad that Nathan tells Sandy about the gross sheets

at first when Joe told him Nathan was making a joke about it and I thought he’d be weirdly ok with it . I think perhaps if Luke had used that opportunity to apologise things wouldn’t have escalated . But he was smirking and made it worse !

 

[Offish]

João has had a great character arc! He started off as a complete tool, and now he's the golden boy.

I always thought he was hot but now he’s nice and good at his job and generally seems like a good guy too? How unreasonably attractive

 

[whatisawhat]

This is one of the most boring crews. There’s zero sparkle about them.
The patter is dire, & the ‘dad dancing’ 🥱
Even Jason, Daisy & Joao seem subdued.
Bens a broken man right now & I don’t blame him.
I think it’s bullshit that Alesia spits the dummy after one charter, gives Jason an ultimatum & moves to interior to then have a stew with even less experience go in to the galley… & its Ellie although at least she might bring some entertainment.
Alesia won’t learn anything from this. Whatever she wants she gets it seems & if things are hard she doesn’t do it

 

[jackssack]

Hes been dying to get in Kizzys pants

He doesn't have to try hard, she's letting anyone and everyone have a go.