Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[Louanne]

Fair play to Jenna cos Eddy was dull as fuck on that date.
Ellie is deluded but Joao properly ballsed it up.
Alesia and Mike both need to go, pair of useless, arrogant, self-centred twats.

 

[SkinnerBells]

Betul is a reality show breath of fresh air. Her and V should set their own yacht crew company up for awesome women. Aesha as chief stew.

 

[JodieGreen123]

Far too much focus on relationships this time round. I don’t understand why Gael and Mrs Sandy had to be brought in for the last episode. So unnecessary.

 

[raindropsroses]

The fact that Gen was going around telling everyone like it was hilarious points to her immaturity.

Honestly, if they'd just cleaned the sheets, it wouldn't have been a big deal. Even if it had all come out publicly, Nathan seems like the kind of guy who would have laughed at it.

 

[KerGlr5]

Yeah this is such an awful series, glad the villa part is over with. Can’t believe they’re still persisting with the Instagram style photos every time someone is getting interviewed, we’re aware who they are by now!

 

[Restless Native]

Harry’s ig has photos lying in bed next to a set of nice legs could be Bri? They’re playing it cool with the fans obvs

I went right off Bri towards the end. So I ain't shipping them

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

I dont even think they are still together

Yeah which makes it worse that we have to suffer it while knowing they aren’t even a couple.

 

[Restless Native]

I’m starting to find Jenna more and more irritating. She whines like a child.

Yeah. Mike was a dick. But Jennas whining is very annoying. I don't really like the way shes messing about Eddie either. She cant moan at him for acting the way he is when she was the same with him over Alessia.

 

[DoseofReality]

I want them to film Norma as she gets another text saying they need to find another deckhand/ stew/ chef.

 

[SkinnerBells]

I really like Joy, and I really like the two stews who are not Gen. And both tall Yanks. Good show so far. Awful jerk of a guest!

 

[SkinnerBells]

Run for the hills, V! She’s way too good for him.

 

[Offish]

He'd probably say 'suck it up cream puff!'

‘Here’s your plane ticket home’ accompanied with a dramatic physical handing over of said ticket

 

[Offish]

João has had a great character arc! He started off as a complete tool, and now he's the golden boy.

I always thought he was hot but now he’s nice and good at his job and generally seems like a good guy too? How unreasonably attractive

 

[whatisawhat]

This is one of the most boring crews. There’s zero sparkle about them.
The patter is dire, & the ‘dad dancing’ 🥱
Even Jason, Daisy & Joao seem subdued.
Bens a broken man right now & I don’t blame him.
I think it’s bullshit that Alesia spits the dummy after one charter, gives Jason an ultimatum & moves to interior to then have a stew with even less experience go in to the galley… & its Ellie although at least she might bring some entertainment.
Alesia won’t learn anything from this. Whatever she wants she gets it seems & if things are hard she doesn’t do it

 

[jackssack]

Hes been dying to get in Kizzys pants

He doesn't have to try hard, she's letting anyone and everyone have a go.

 

[BoPeeps78]

I haven't finished watching this weeks episode yet, but my god Lara-give it up already about the crew mess! Just freaking clean it! You're a stew too. Help out for once! All she has done is boss everyone around. And honestly, I loved that Jason didn't even bat an eye when she was bitching about the crew mess to him. LOL

 

[CaptainHolt]

That was the most boring episode ever.

That stupid stew pretending to be a lesbian to ensure she gets maximum screen time. Urgh.

Frasier doesn't seem to be managing his team very well either.

 

[whatisawhat]

Kat should be a returning cast member. What a sweetheart!
Joy is inspiring.
Luke jizzing on Nathan’s sheets & not changing them is diabolical. I was mad watching!
Any crew member would be disrespectful but your Bosun?
This is turning out to be a decent season. Each crew member seems to have a personality (not necessarily a desirable one) & no one just creating drama for maximum screen time.
Wish they would stop trying to push Nathan & Gael on us like they’re the first people to have a baby 🫠
Cooper is the cutest!

 

[KerGlr5]

Having Sol on as a reality TV star is spoiling it, she’s creating a “love triangle” to ensure maximum camera time.

 

[boatofbubbles]

Nobody so far for me has out done aesha, she's just so loveable and relatable. She don't seem to carry this air of "I'm queen mean girl" like a lot of the cheif main stew.