Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[cshellscshellsonthecshore]

What a horrible bunch of guests!!

The new chef does seem miserable and a flapper, but the guests are so awful.

who takes a black light?!

 

[stinkerella]

I really WANTED to like him .. I was sure he was a non drinker in the past .. he was a bit creepy on WWHL recently too. Step it up Kerry.

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

They all complained about poo in the shower but when Kizzi was changing the toilet hadn't been flushed

 

[Maid22]

I was hoping this series was gonna be better, but it's really not. The editing is so awful it's off-putting.

It really is crap isn't it, and I've gone right off Fraser!

 

[Restless Native]

I think him and Gael have split up now.

 

[CaptainHolt]

Even Captain Kerry is a dick

I think Kerry has a drink issue this season. He's looked quite rough in some of the scenes.

 

[JodieGreen123]

Wasn’t Gael deck though?

I thought it looked like her but figured it can’t be as fictional Norma said no deckies available but now she’s suddenly available immediately as a stew?

ETA: googled Norma and she is real. I take the fictional part back!

 

[Becccaa12]

I might be the only one who feels this way but I personally think all of these problems are coming from the chief stews lack of proper communication. I don’t think she’s a good chief stew at all

 

[Louanne]

Yeah the fact that Bri couldn’t be honest with Lara about how she was managing her and that she was upset and overwhelmed when they’re supposed to be besties, that is not a friendship!

I hope the next one is better, Lara really ruined the vibe in this one.

Tzarina is a lot but I do think she’s got a good heart. Do you think she might be neurodiverse? I am and she reminds me of how I was when I was younger just trying to fit in and not really being me in social situations. As others have said, there’s no way that Lara would have tried half that shit with Ben or some of the other male chefs, she was horrible to Tzarina the whole way through and trying to put it on T as the bad one

Tzarina has openly said on her insta she is neurodiverse and confirmed she has ADHD, which is why she has difficulty processing rejection.

 

[I_C bread ppl]

It’s obvious that the Bosun gets fired!

Rainbeau said on WWHL that the french chef didn’t know him well as they only met once and then never again or something along those lines.

Not that this is a spoiler we can all see it heading in that direction.

The firing of the bosun storyline is getting old bravo.

 

[Restless Native]

This stew with the stumpy arms is making me cringe. Bragging about having 3 sti, cheating on her bf and basically being a slag isn't a flex

Im convinced she will start an only fans. Absolutely desperate for screen time

 

[Maid22]

I've got Below deck med on E4 on here in background, but blimey Aesha as a first stew works hard, and has only 2 other stews, so what exactly is Fraser doing ? He has 3 stews, I haven't seen him doing very much.

 

[cowtastrophe]

God, I can’t stand Solene.

 

[jenmarks]

Weird that Hayu now seem to have another new episode out which you can pay extra to watch?! Errrm no, I'm alright thanks! Read the room guys...

 

[Restless Native]

He got rid of Anthony Bird last season, he should have give her the chop in a similar way!

Seems you can
- be crap at your job
- have a rubbish work ethic
- hold no respect for your line manager
- threaten leaving
- show unwillingness in your extensive learning needs
…… as long as you introduce your family to the boss

Well its the producers decision anyway. Lets face it

 

[Maid22]

I'm much preferring Ellie this season

Never thought I'd say this, but I agree!! Hope it lasts though!

 

[Ticktickmeh]

I think there was a clip on watch what happens live (or a pod cast) where someone asked Dasiy on who causes the most trouble or something like that and Dasiey said Jenna, and now we are starting to see why.... at the time it was just mile and Elisa causing all the drama

 

[Louanne]

Go on V!

 

[Ticktickmeh]

Mibbe getting their own reality tv series or it is something new

Hope not new, what they did with the med season and all their Insta shots was bad enough.

Something feels off with Jason this season and I cant quiet place why yet.

 

[Louanne]

I did read on insta that on the aftershow (whatever that is) that jason had said to Ben to sleep in the guest room. But that was missed off the cameras obv for the kick off to take place

Jason did say however that he gave him permission thinking he was sleeping in a room that wasn't yet prepped for guests.
The way it was edited also meant you didn't know if Jason had given him this permission some time ago for the season [as Ben has regularly slept in the guest cabin] or if explicit permission was given on that night.