Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[Restless Native]

Ellie losing her shit a second time. I can’t help thinking that another captain would have sacked her for her behaviour.

It seems very scripted this year for drama Shame cos Down Under was one of my faves

 

[Offish]

Even Captain Kerry is a dick

I feel like captain Kerry has always had the potential to be a dick, I can’t remember any specific examples right now but I know he’s made little comments here and there and I know I’ve raised an eyebrow, just a touch

 

[soapybubbles]

Feel that as the seasons have gone on and it has grown in popularity that it has gone downhill. The earlier seasons were great

 

[raindropsroses]

I feel like everyone (except Betül) this season had at least one moment where they came across terribly.

 

[LockdownLurker2020]

Down Under still the best one just now imo

yeah cos of captain sexy

 

[JodieGreen123]

I for one am 100% invested in the Cooper and Kat budding relationship. They are the absolute cutest!

 

[BeachBaby]

So is the Med next then? It really has become my least favourite in recent years

I think it's OG below deck next? With capt Kerry and Fraser.

 

[Restless Native]

Kizzy is a pick me bitch.

T Rex arms

 

[Maid22]

Just started watching today's episode, I really don't like Lara, hope she never comes back!!

 

[I_C bread ppl]

Solene was hilarious! Would love to see her on a boat with Ellie and Jenna, it would literally implode!

 

[raindropsroses]

If Cathy doesn't want Max, I'll take him.

He’s so unbelievably clingy. Cathy has all but straight up said to him that she doesn’t want to be his girlfriend, and he’s still yapping about it. Just have a boat shag with your fellow hot person, it doesn’t need to be deep.

 

[Sarah honeysuckle]

Ugh I wish it was normal below deck or sailing yacht. I can’t stand sandy joe or Nathan and after a full series of Aisha recently I can’t deal with another one so soon

 

[raindropsroses]

Nathan told that dude several times to go inside so not sure what his problem is other than he’s an angry, angry man. He’s not a good looking guy and it‘s no wonder he’s had to pay for a girlfriend.

Joy’s accent is so sexy! I want her to read me bedtime stories.

The guest is one of those people who thinks that being rich allows him to treat anyone 'below him' like shit.
I agree re: Joy. "The guy who fired his girlfriend" was a very apt description, even if unintentionally. Still holding out hope for a Joy crashout (on someone deserving, with her delightful accent and way with words). Maybe this Josef dude will walk into the galley or criticise her cooking and she will castrate him.

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

What does that mean?

It is generally used by escorts to advertise the location they work at.

 

[Offish]

I’m actually a bit surprised it isn’t an issue more often, given the wide range of nationalities that seem to work in yachting. Fair play to her for speaking to the captain, always best to face things head on.

 

[squacksquack]

I am a fan of RHOSLC, but my god they did my head in on this, feel sorry for the folks who have no idea who they are!

I was ambivalent towards them but that charter put me right off. Just such incredibly embarrassing behaviour from grown women!

 

[Louanne]

The fact that Ellie has settled into the kitchen well and does as she's asked tells me the producers are lining us up for absolute CARNAGE!

 

[Louanne]

Didn’t caption Lee bring his wife and then leave after the dinner

Yeah, exactly that. Sandy could have done the same.

Also saw that despite Cathy sharing pics suggestive of the fact that she's till with Max, Sandy said on WWHL they have split, and he's now started an OF

 

[cowtastrophe]

Beyond bored now of the Solene/Jess/Barbara/Kyle drama. Why does anyone even want Solene she is a lazy vile girl

I did laugh when she said 'in your box of dead' meaning coffin.

 

[Ticktickmeh]

Why hasn't Solene been fired? The number of chances she gets. It isn't even her being green anymore. She just doesn't care about the job, only cares who she is kissing