Being_Robbo #3

[flamingo29]

The only time I’ve ever seen her posting her jeans is when she tells us how “everyone always asks where they are from” and tells us where they are from and a swipe up link, it is amazing how people are still ‘asking’ even though she tells us on each post.

Same with Ivy’s bed, always posts it tagging the company and the discount code etc yet strangely she doesn’t really get loads of messages about it and where she got it from so she can post her ad again

 

[flamingo29]

Imagine looking back at your childhood memories and seeing your younger brother on family holidays without you.. so bizarre

 

[Hereforthehottea]

So she has the ‘worst sore throat and cough’ then a few hours later, wine, games and a laugh. She’s definitely one of those ‘I’ve got flu’ types when she has a cold!!!

 

[Nosylurker]

One minute she’s so happy with herself and gives no fucks, the next she’s ‘actively’ trying to lose weight. Riiiiight. Also, doesn’t chicken man have school age children? Wonder who’s home schooling them. It can’t be Yobbo because she’d complain about it 275483636 times a day.

She has one of the most toxic relationships with food, you can tell when she’s “on it” because there’s never any carbs in sight...only chicken and veg. It’s a shame because her behaviour will probably rub off on her daughter and chicken man’s daughter.

 

[sailorcherries]

It sounds like he has taken them out (well, to the supermarket...). Not sure why if she has a cold he is out and about though, unless they've had a covid test and it's been negative of course.

Unless she has any COVID-19 symptoms a test isn't the answer.

Cough? Get tested. Fever? Get tested. Loss of sense of smell or taste? Get tested.
Runny nose, sore head, general under the weatherness? Leave the test for those who need them.

A test will only work on someone displaying COVID-19 specific symptoms, like those mentioned above.

 

[whoareyouu]

Why refer to it as a ‘luxury holiday’? Why not just ‘holiday’? Fuck me furlough pays well.

 

[Eyerollbrainache]

I thought this before. She has no friends that aren't from Insta and they all try hard to push the 'Internet friends' angle.

Even when she was with Richie, her whole life was getting pregnant and holidays. I can honestly say I know this girl for no ambition at all. Just babies, ivf, affairs, yellow sticker food and dieting. How boring at 30?

The more I think about her, the more pathetic I think she is and the less I can snark. She whore her kids out for money on Instagram and that's it. Hey look at my kids #swipe up. Hey look at me in my knickers #swipe up. Hey I have two kids #swipe up.

Yawn.

 

[Greencatfysh]

OmG I sooo wish I had that hunk of a sweaty vest wearing slob man in my life Robbo, get over yourself. NOONE WANTS YOUR LIFE!! Stop trying to justify yourself, it’s okay to admit you’ve made the wrong decision.

I literally hate when people like her pull that card out. My life is really awesome robbo. Seriously, I don’t have to complain on insta about how tired I am from my toddler I had after cheating on my first poor suffering husband. Or work in wetherspoons. Or chug cheap bottles of wine because my new pig man is off watching the footie next door. I’m really, really happy with my life.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Anyone else feeling super uncomfortable about the fat shaming tone this thread is taking re: her partner? Would it ever be ok to say these things about a woman?

She gets a lot of shit about her looks equally. They both do.. as well as comments about both their parenting, or lack of. Oh and the fisting. Nice men don't say things like that so I'm quite glad he gets a bit back from Tattle. He doesn't deserve respect. Out of interest, which posts do you think overstep the mark? Calling him chicken man? This is one of the more tamer threads on tattle I'd say

 

[Nixen]

What is with the out of date food website too? What a tramp. Here’s an idea Robyn- stop breeding and you might have money to buy in date food from normal supermarkets

 

[Mancnet]

This is great. Who puts on Fb as a “life event” getting a Renault Megane?!?!

 

[Fanaff]

How are you going to display the different parts of your Sunday roast now though?

I mean, I didn’t think of that. Maybe I could use actual dishes?! Is that mad?! You know, the things actually designed as serving dishes

 

[Becclo44]

Yes Robyn I’m sure the other three children really appreciated their parents shacking up with a new partner and having a baby together all within the space of 5 minutes. Must have been so great for their development, sense security and happiness Allowing them to just get used to separations, new families etc before adding a new baby into the mix would’ve just been crazy stuff...

 

[Mememe9]

Need to save the money for gin! He’s such a cute kid yano I always want to kidnap him and rescue him from them two! Then while I’m there push her glasses up her nose Cos they piss me off!!!

 

[Whaaaaat]

It's the holidays people are curious about I think

They’re holidays are nothing to write home about though. They book them an insane amount of time in advance and probably make relatively minimal payments each month while skulking around in the yellow sticker section and having no life apart from drinks in the Wetherspoons where they work so they probably get free drinks.

They’re going to haven and then sacking 3 out of 4 kids off to go to mainland Spain in February. Which Mason will have been free, it will be cold and it will be about £400 all inclusive each.

They just prioritise their money different than most normal people so it looks like they’re splashing the cash when they’re really not. Like they live in a 3 bedroomed house with 4 kids, I would personally sack off haven so my kids could have more space but that’s just me

 

[BethanyGilbert]

Do we think they fell out on valentines day because he refused to change out of his vest and pants for their romantic yellow sticker dinner?

He could have worn a pink vest and pants. Made it festive.

 

[Loving the gossip]

Only taking mase on holiday. Surprise Surprise. I think its terrible only taking one kid on holiday.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

I’m all for appreciating the small things but a shower after work, some tea and watching Netflix is a normal night?! What was she used to with the ex if this is special?!

 

[Fineapple]

Still don’t get why she cried on about not seeing her family and then... saw them anyway. Just for the attention?

 

[Sickofinstacrap]

Chicken man looks like he smells of BO and Brylcreem. He fully gives me the creeps