Being_Robbo #3

[Spillthatteagirlfriend]

Dogging

Omg why can I picture them as swingers!! He's deffo the type to enjoy watching his misses get nailed by someone else

 

[Justhereforacreep]

Howling, I knew this thread wouldn’t disappoint CM and his giblets on show for the world to see

 

[flamingo29]

I’ve never been irritated by anybodies eyeballs before until I came across Robyn

 

[Mememe9]

Also why was she praising rob for watching football in the back room to not disturb the kids routine like he was doing her a massive favour!!

 

[skintsocks]

Her followers are dropping like flies.

I’m sure she’s lost about 2k over the past few months.

What does she give to her followers though? She constantly snarks about her children, whom she was so desperate for. I was one of those people who kept praying that she would manage to have a child as she seemed so heartbroken at the prospect of having none. Then I felt like an idiot when I realised it was probably for insta. This woman does nothing for her children, she just calls them names and they always seem to be in her way. And now she's a step-mum? I bet she ignores them. All whilst sleeping with her double, and being obsessed with showing off her standard body. Eurgh. I don't honestly care if you're intermittently fasting, biatch, because we all know you have tacky spirit dispensers in your kitchen, so that's where you're getting your calories. #spoonsathome

 

[Whaaaaat]

Who has a freezer big enough for that much milk. As if you could be arsed. Just go to the shop when you need milk like a normal person.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

That’s because the world IS absolutely riddled with covid and has been for most of the year!!!! Dickhead.

 

[BethanyGilbert]

Mason's top knot looks silly. More hair bobble than hair.

 

[Eyerollbrainache]

Thread suggestion - - Odd body views and out of date food, don't fret chicken man, she'll soon be cheating on you.

 

[sailorcherries]

Richie wasn't my cup of tea (neither is CM) but at least Richie always looked clean.

 

[JoeBloggs]

‘AnYoNe WhO gOsSiPs AbOuT yOu Is InSeCuRe AnD jEaLoUs’ okay yobs. It’s not just that your life is hilarious and tragic.

OmG I sooo wish I had that hunk of a sweaty vest wearing slob man in my life Robbo, get over yourself. NOONE WANTS YOUR LIFE!! Stop trying to justify yourself, it’s okay to admit you’ve made the wrong decision.

 

[Curlygirld]

Oh no, just no. I feel like phoebe when she catches Monica and Chandler...

MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!

 

[Fineapple]

I’ve been trying to find lucys account for so long!! Anyone know what it is?

Also why doesn’t she ever post ivy anymore?

Ivy isn’t a child of the Messiah

 

[Wilson585]

Taking all of the cheese off the shelf and gloating about it, THEN saying she’ll freeze it has finally earned her an unfollow from me! Take what you need - there’s other people on tight budgets with needs too

 

[Hereforthehottea]

So is she a mumfluencer , fashion blogger, money saving account, bopo account, diet blogger, ivf insta, cleaning inspo, teenage chat, sexpert, wine taster, foodie blog or what?!!

 

[Showmethemoonie]

Anyone else feeling super uncomfortable about the fat shaming tone this thread is taking re: her partner? Would it ever be ok to say these things about a woman?

 

[Fineapple]

And the fact that she looks like Buzz Lightyear to his Chicken Man..

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR! If someone with photoshop skills (so, not me) could do this photoshopping it would make my day.

 

[Greencatfysh]

Sorry if this offends anyone but her wine choices are just so grim and cheap

 

[Fanaff]

I take it back...he really splashed out on it didn’t he

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Fine buy one block of cheese but just think how many struggling families those blocks could have provided school packed lunches or cheese on toast teas for!!