Being_Robbo #2

[Happyholly]

Oh I'm stood corrected

I was surprised Its sad but Ivy always seems bottom of the list lately. It was really nice to see her be top.

 

[Greygoose]

I feel like this baby must have a really flat head. He's always laid in bed, on the floor, in a rocker or now pram could they not set up a bit of tummy time for him in the garden or prop him up with some pillows if he is trying to sit?

 

[truffletrot]

I feel like this baby must have a really flat head. He's always laid in bed, on the floor, in a rocker or now pram could they not set up a bit of tummy time for him in the garden or prop him up with some pillows if he is trying to sit?

At that age it’s so easy to entertain them, just put out a big blanket a few toys and some sun cream on, and you can still relax as they can’t move! Must have been so hot for his back in that pram - she posted he was in it at lunchtime then again at night he was still in it!

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Considering how she longed for children, she doesn’t seem to do an awful lot of fun things with them? (Soft play and Spoons doesn’t count)

 

[Theworldhasgonemad]

I feel like this baby must have a really flat head. He's always laid in bed, on the floor, in a rocker or now pram could they not set up a bit of tummy time for him in the garden or prop him up with some pillows if he is trying to sit?

I was thinking that about sitting, my daughter is 5 months & wants to sit up all the time, she'd go mad stuck in her buggy. I suppose its easier just to leave him strapped in, you can nip into the kitchen for wine without worrying

 

[Fineapple]

Did she long for children though, or just the benefits of them- maternity leave, child allowance, trapping a man into lifelong responsibility. She still seems to be the mental age of about 15.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Positively begging for a gifted kitchen

 

[sailorcherries]

Latest stories "Robyn Ivy's being quiet. Just go see what she's doing".
Christ is Chicken Man that lazy?

Poor Ivy, stuck with a man who doesn't seem to want to do any sort of parenting, she's just her mum's baggage.

 

[Ncljones]

I can smell them through my phone.
Robbo-old jizz rag mixed with some Britney Spears eau de toilette, tuna and chewing gum.
Chicken man-BO, damp washing, stale yeasty beer breath and old cheese. Bet he wears week old crusty socks on his feet too. And his pants have skid marks in.

 

[Serious_Susan]

Latest stories "Robyn Ivy's being quiet. Just go see what she's doing".
Christ is Chicken Man that lazy?

Poor Ivy, stuck with a man who doesn't seem to want to do any sort of parenting, she's just her mum's baggage.

I actually think that’s more reflective on Yobbo than chicken man

 

[sailorcherries]

I actually think that’s more reflective on Yobbo than chicken man

Definitely.
It highlights the fact that this man doesn't actually parent and the fact that Yobbo is happy to have her child come down the pecking line because she's getting her hole.

 

[ChubClubThug]

I can smell them through my phone.
Robbo-old jizz rag mixed with some Britney Spears eau de toilette, tuna and chewing gum.
Chicken man-BO, damp washing, stale yeasty beer breath and old cheese. Bet he wears week old crusty socks on his feet too. And his pants have skid marks in.

 

[Happyholly]

Just look at this

 

[Mollymoo2020]

On the beg for peach gin - So embarrassing

 

[Justhereforacreep]

If that was in a garden shed makeshift summer bar that a lot of people do it would look in place, however four litre bottles of gin stuck to her normal kitchen wall is just weird and out of place

 

[Happyholly]

If that was in a garden shed makeshift summer bar that a lot of people do it would look in place, however four litre bottles of gin stuck to her normal kitchen wall is just weird and out of place

Thats what I was thinking! Why would you stick that on the wall?

 

[Greencatfysh]

She could make her own peach gin PRETTY easily

 

[CrazyGiraffeLady]

She could make her own peach gin PRETTY easily

Why make it herself when she can beg for it

 

[Fineapple]

Spirit measures mounted on the kitchen wall. That’s how you know you’re proper white trash.

 

[JoeBloggs]

So she’s taken up a delivery slot when both her and chicken man could easily go to a shop, neither are working so no excuse