Being_Robbo #2

[BettyRubble]

They’ve both made tits of themselves.
grown women with 4 kids between them telling the internet about Robbo and chicken lickins sexual preferences, both posting pics in their underwear.
Desperado McCringeys, the pair of them.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

I dunno but everything she writes about Rob makes me think he’s a bit of a dick.

 

[Fineapple]

Her sisters photos are all Ivy (with her hair actually brushed) doing lovely things with ribbons family. Have we ever seen her take the kids swimming/park etc?

But that’s not drinking wine. Drinking wine is so grown up and cool! If she didn’t mention drinking wine how would we know that she’s really grown up?

 

[Serious_Susan]

Latest stories "Robyn Ivy's being quiet. Just go see what she's doing".
Christ is Chicken Man that lazy?

Poor Ivy, stuck with a man who doesn't seem to want to do any sort of parenting, she's just her mum's baggage.

I actually think that’s more reflective on Yobbo than chicken man

 

[Fineapple]

She’s posted a meme about what kind of wife she’ll be. The hints for chicken man to propose start now. Surprised they haven’t done it already really.

 

[Fineapple]

Omg, isn't she going to hashtag #1982647dayspostpartum anymore?! Also, pretty sure she’s still including the entire weight of birthing Mason in her weight loss calculation. Yes it must’ve taken real diet willpower and calorie counting to extract that human out of your body.

 

[Greencatfysh]

Can anyone explain to me why Rob getting the snip is better for their family and quality of life? I’m a bit confused. Is it because he can’t use normal contraception so they can’t have sex and so is a grumpy fat oaf more often? Or is it because they’d have no choice otherwise to pop out more babies? Please do enlighten me

 

[Sickofinstacrap]

She's so fucking painful. Jesus christ. You'd be half way through another pregnancy with your #postpartum shite. And dont go on about body positivity and loving your curves when you've been shoving your weightloss down people's throats since Mason was a few days old. She didn't give a fuck about how that would have made new mums feel then. Now she's trying to be relatable. With her nipple piercing. My nipple is pierced shall I remind everyone on my Instagram everyday so everyone knows I am so cool and a sex goddess. Ugggghhh

 

[Greencatfysh]

Has anyone seen that she’s reposted a post by lalalaletmeexplain (who is a whole other problem) and asked for people’s opinions on whether people should care about their partner’s orgasm. She said her and chicken man have been discussing it.

How much dollar are we betting that chicken man is the poster boy for two quick thrusts and then turning over and going to sleep? He probably doesn’t even look away from the TV. She’ll be twerking in front of him in her classy leather dress while he’s completing his Deliveroo order.

She literally talks about sex like she’s 14... very telling of her relationship history and being a chunky girl and getting married so early!

 

[Fatllama]

These two are like 15 year olds. Cringe View attachment 60863

Is she two year old - winkies.
Imagine saying to your fella get ya winki out. Vomit

 

[Sickofinstacrap]

I know it's a shit thing for her grandad to say but also makes me uncomfortable the way she posted it as a way of shaming him for all of her followers to basically call him an asshole. Like the tagline on a nice picture of them. My grandmother said loads of shit like that to me but I would never put up a pic of us and then say about her saying something rude to me. I just find it strange

 

[Hereforthehottea]

It’s all very sad. If she’s out with her mate why aren’t they out somewhere nice for cocktails then a club for dancing or something, not propping up the bar in the empty spoons her fella works in.

 

[Happyholly]

I've just found this thread and I'm sorry but chicken man has killed me. Toy Story will not be the same again. She has definitely lost herself somewhere as she is not the same girl at all.

 

[ChubClubThug]

And where is she staying? Robbo and Chicken Man's room doesn't look like it has any crib/cot in it so Mason doesn't seem to be there.
A three bed house would mean Robbo/Chicken Man, Mason/Ivy and the older girls. A four bed would be Robbo/Chicken Man, potentially Mason, Ivy and the older girls sharing, or Mason/Ivy and the older girls with a room each.
Please don't tell me she's the older girls roomhungover and grotty in with their stuff.

I'd be furious as their mother that a stranger was in my home, broadcasting the trampy Step-Mums love of fisting on social media and sleeping with their belongings.

She's probably been on the sofa with free range of the house. What do they even know about this person? She could be anyone! She could be the new Rose West for all they know. Meet up for drinks by all means but don't include the kids. She's even got limited access to her own kids..she sounds delightful. They are the lowest of the low, actual scum. I can't even begin to express my disgust for them.

 

[Fineapple]

She has an open profile, with her car reg and her boys personalised reg () on show, front of house and house number, various details of where she lives AND she has pictures of her niece and nephew.

How thick can you be in this day and age?

I don’t think the Yobbo family are going to be in MENSA anytime soon.

 

[Herefortea24]

Selfish fucking arsehole. Myself and everyone I hold dear works for the NHS and truly is an insult to every single shop worker, delivery driver and all bloody keyworkers at risk daily. Constantly moaning about trivial shit when the world is falling to shit. Go away skank.

 

[Greencatfysh]

But that’s not drinking wine. Drinking wine is so grown up and cool! If she didn’t mention drinking wine how would we know that she’s really grown up?

And not being affected by strong drugs is also really cool. She’s literally like a 14 year old showing off after smoking their first spliff. I don’t think taking opioids and drinking wine is anything to be proud of.

 

[Greencatfysh]

She’s making a lovely classy gin sign for her kitchen. Pretty sure she used to have “live laugh love” above her bed with the ex

Just wanted to highlight this post - she does in fact have this again in their bathroom

 

[Lozzybootyliciousbabe2002]

Wanker

 

[Fineapple]

If chicken mans redeeming quality is his roast potatoes I’d be quickly gliding him into the bin based on the state of them roasties

‘Quickly gliding him into the bin’ has really brightened my day, thank you kindly