Being_Robbo #2

[Realhousemouse]

That pic of him in his vest with the baby in one hand and the beer in the other

 

[InstaLurk]

The thing that got me was that she's suited that it holds her tits in... But all she's doing is trying it on, taking a picture and sending it back if she was out for hours on end, dancing and moving and sweating then yeah I might take her word for it, but she gets sent this tat to take a picture in it and then puts her joggers back on

Agreed, she doesn’t go anywhere. In the fledgling days with chicken vest she would sometimes get to go to the exotic local old man boozer or snooker club to watch him play pool, with her glass of echo falls rosé or pint of snakebite. Now she stays home with all his kids.

 

[Greygoose]

Nothing says responsible parent like broadcasting your youngest child was conceived because you were blind drunk on Xmas day it's not something to be ashamed of, but maybe not something I would shout about after one of her followers has already called her out for being tone deaf to her followers who originally found her because they also had trouble conceiving. If you ask me she's making a point.

 

[Fineapple]

Mason taking one for the team and shitting all over Yobbo. Gwarn boy.

 

[Opalfruit8]

I never understand why people bitch about what they see on here

Everyone here is talking about what they see. If that’s too harsh, maybe adjust your life so you’re not mixing drink and strong drugs and start having some self respect?

 

[truffletrot]

Absolutely buzzing to see these two make absolute tits of themselves!

I’m curious to see what “The Rising Butterfly” looks like sans filters..

5 days ago this ‘Rising Butterfly’ character posted about being an alcoholic, drinking 1 or more bottles of wine a night and today she’s got her stories full of her drinking wine (and her kid sipping it) and a photo of 5 bottles of red wine. Why

 

[Tricia47636]

I feel like her content has totally changed the last couple weeks. Never used to waffle on stories, just posted about family days out and meals. Now it seems she's desperate to get colabs and freebies.

 

[Fineapple]

Yobbo’s life doesn’t half make me sad. Married at 17, career at Wetherspoons, relying on men to fund her, thinks drawing a pair of boobs is top comedy and she can’t even drive? I am saddened.

 

[Realhousemouse]

They look like absolute trash....like something from a Channel 5 program out in their sexy gear sitting eating a chinese in spoons. Rank

 

[Mavismcfield]

I don't think they look related at all.

Are you kidding? They literally have the same face!

 

[paula1234]

I can’t deal with this twat anymore. This postpartum shit absolutely pisses me off. My daughter is 5 months old and I have washed my hair a grand total of once in the last week and a half, I’ve only lost 12lb since she was born too and most days I barely have the energy to hoover but do you know what?! Watching her develop and thrive means so much more than all that!! Yobbo standing in those horrific dresses does absolutely nothing for other new mums and their mental health. She is potentially damaging so many women by flaunting her ‘postpartum’ figure. Yeah go you, you’ve lost some weight but the fact you prefer drinking to spending time with your kids (where is ivy these days I barely see her) says a lot you utter tramp.

 

[sailorcherries]

Again the tramps trampy friend.

Mostly male brain? What even is a male brain!?
Mummy but not all the time? No because you fucked off and left your kids.

 

[DoubleTrouble1712]

I think it’s more usual if you have kids! I don’t and I usually eat dinner about 8pm so 4 is like lunchtime!

 

[Jesspeaches]

You just know they're at 'spoons' getting a staff discounted dinner and double shots on the sly

Having a two meals for £5.95 deal and two pints of snakebite each
They both look like they smell

Also, interesting today she mentioned all of this “I’m a mum, no judgement- I need a night off too” stuff and also that she has done a KIT day at work.
Both of these themes have come up on this thread, Hiiiiii Robbo

 

[Comeagain?!]

The new pic of the "blended" family. She's a beast! How is she so big and chicken man so small?! Why do they have the exact same nose?! How are they not related?!

 

[Greygoose]

The thing that got me was that she's suited that it holds her tits in... But all she's doing is trying it on, taking a picture and sending it back if she was out for hours on end, dancing and moving and sweating then yeah I might take her word for it, but she gets sent this tat to take a picture in it and then puts her joggers back on

 

[sailorcherries]

I know this is Robbos thread but that Jordan is a tramp. Possibly even worse than Robbo.

Hasn't been separated from her husband for two minutes and is already posting conversations from her tinder matches.
So in the space of a few months she - shaved her head, claimed depressed and eating disorders, moved out, is divorcing her husband who clearly financed her massive house and cars as she seems to have neither now and is back on tinder looking for a shag. She also only seems to see her son's sporadically, they probably stay with their dad so she can enjoy her "freedom".

 

[insta(sham)]

What?! She’s actually counted this 39lbs from her weight while still pregnant?! That’s craziness

I only realised this because since having my son 6 months ago have lost 32lbs and was dead chuffed with this, I had a lot more to loose than her was baffled how she is claiming to have lost nearly 40lbs, scrolled back and on her first weigh in after childbirth she posted she was 20lbs down, cue gushing followers telling her she is amazing and she responded to say it was all baby and placenta.Keeping Kate does this too. It’s a real big bear of mine - these dick heads want head pats for losing weight by expelling a child? Not really worthy of congratulations, it’s fairly common sense that if a baby and all its ’extras’ are expelled from your body you will loose a bit of weight! Whilst I applaud any woman who has gone through childbirth it doesn’t make you a weight loss guru!

 

[Greencatfysh]

Had to show us all that her food delivery was OCADO. OCADO, guys. She definitely isn’t a scrubber who got knocked up by a Wetherspoons fatty behind her husband’s back. OCADO.

But then has also just booked a holiday at a travel lodge

 

[ChubClubThug]

Has anyone seen that she’s reposted a post by lalalaletmeexplain (who is a whole other problem) and asked for people’s opinions on whether people should care about their partner’s orgasm. She said her and chicken man have been discussing it.

How much dollar are we betting that chicken man is the poster boy for two quick thrusts and then turning over and going to sleep? He probably doesn’t even look away from the TV. She’ll be twerking in front of him in her classy leather dress while he’s completing his Deliveroo order.

He looks like he'll dip his fat fingers in anything... a bag of pork scratchings, Robbo... It's all the same to him.