Being_Robbo #2

[BettyRubble]

Height of tackiness, turning your kitchen into a spoons.

 

[Doingitforthegram]

So she ends her mat leave to go on furlough knowing she wont have to go back to work anytime soon. Stay classy Robbo.

I'm on SMP so getting about 600 a month and could be getting 2500 on furlough but given I'm in no worse off position than i would have been had this pandemic not happened I'm not going to start taking advantage of the situation

 

[Lozzybootyliciousbabe2002]

Who has dinner at 4.45pm? Is that a thing people with kids have to do?

yeah we have dinner at about 4 usually, me and the 2 year old. She’s in bed for 6

Nope! Its just her. She has definitely been on here (Hi Robbo) as Ivy has been all over insta lately!

It’s deffo not just her lol that’s a very normal tea time

 

[Fineapple]

Yeah I remember her saying back in the day that she does 1200 cals a day and no ‘white carbs’. So basically, restrict yourself into an early grave. Fast forward to her reaching her ‘goal weight’ and going back to binge drinking and another accidental pregnancy and then starting all over again. She isn’t even working, don’t see why she can’t get out walking a couple of hours a day with the kids and then ‘be allowed more calories’ if that’s what she’s really going to insist on doing, but she’s just lazy. Girl is a certified idiot.

 

[Fineapple]

Eating a lot of calories to celebrate cutting a lot of calories seems perverse to me. It’s like the slimming worlders who binge on weigh day. She’s a freak.

 

[MindyLahiri]

What does she mean she wishes she could say her baldness was from something more exciting ...hair pulling?! Wtf

 

[Harry]

Why bother posting a pic in your slutty dress blobbo if your going to get changed and go out in something totally different. Oh yeah that’s right she wants people kissing her ass telling her how amazing she looks at 38326 weeks postpartum

 

[Fineapple]

Is she the first person to have a period? And the first to have sex? And the first to neck a bottle of Blossom Hill?

SHE IS SUCH AN EMBARRASSMENT. A mother of two and she’s on Instagram giggling about genitals tehehehehehehe.

 

[BettyRubble]

She’s still friends with the rising grub yes, rising grub deleted all her photos and went back to being healthy basics but she’s back to screenshooting tinderella conversations again so no doubt bff Robbo will be weighing in on all the hashtag bantz them two crazy cats get up to. Hashtag gin hashtag cool hashtag bunch of feckin eejits

Hashtag fisting who could forget that

 

[Fineapple]

She’s drawn boobs on a whiteboard and posted about it. She’s so infantile it’s a bit weird.

 

[sailorcherries]

I think it’s a mixture of insecurity and meeting someone who probably worshipped her, and him being a bit older. Also explains why she’s so weirdly immature now - she never got to be a normal teenager. This is a good read for anyone who doesn’t know the background http://healthmedicinet.com/i2/womans-drastic-weight-loss-after-she-was-told-she-was-too-fat-for-ivf/

Did she actually blame six holidays for her weight gain!?

 

[notyourhunhun]

She’s on Prozac & Diazepam but forever on the wine in the house??

 

[Fineapple]

Can the next thread title involve Wayne and Waynetta please?

 

[Greencatfysh]

Why did she have kids?! And was so desperate for them?! Every other post is about how annoying they are for needing attention/food/looking after. She’s such a grim person honestly

 

[Greygoose]

I feel like this baby must have a really flat head. He's always laid in bed, on the floor, in a rocker or now pram could they not set up a bit of tummy time for him in the garden or prop him up with some pillows if he is trying to sit?

 

[Hinkypunk]

Being fairly new to Tattle I had no idea this thread was here ..

I followed Robbo for ages on Instagram, before she had Ivy. She seemed quite ‘normal’ then. I eventually unfollowed her some time towards the end of last year as I couldn’t stand any more underwear / gifted dress posts. My Instagram feels all the cleaner for not having her on it ...

 

[Mommypig]

Could she be any more obvious about wanting some freebies off Haven? Surely you don’t need to tag the holiday park in every story/post!

 

[Happyholly]

I was on a table next to her, her partner and the two babies just before lockdown.... He was awful to the little girl. Really shouted at her (for no reason as far as i could tell) and made her sob her little heart out. Robyn just sat there and didn’t even comfort her :-(

Please tell me this is a joke. Poor Ivy! I don't have any yet but if someone spoke to my child like that I would furious. I would have to refrain from punching them in mouth. Robyn needs a smack clearly. Why would you let anyone speak to your child like that?

 

[Initforthecheese]

This all makes me feel so sorry for the kids . I wouldn't know what to think if I googled my mum and all that came up

 

[chachama]

Oh my god she is in weatherspoons AGAIN!! And has given her table number for people to send her drinks!!! How awful is that?!