Being_Robbo #2

[Fineapple]

I’ve seen Ritchie on tinder. Hope he makes a better choice for a step parent than chicken man.

 

[paula1234]

She’s definitely read here with comments like my own about her going on about her weight loss since Mason arrived. Now suddenly she loves her curves? Fuck off Yobbo and get back to being fisted in spoons you cretin

 

[Sickofinstacrap]

She even talks about herself like she is an alcoholic. It's not normal to joke about drinking that much when you have such a tiny baby and 3 other kids in your care. Lord knows how social services aren't on her case yet

 

[JoeBloggs]

My bets on a threesome with chicken man

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

It’s so nice to see siblings getting along so well.

Also just noticed she’s added a POSTPARTUM highlight to her page so we can all relive the time she hilariously hash tagged #8monthspostpartum.

Jaysus you could get pickles out a jar with those chins

 

[RumNCoke]

So she’s driven 2 hours to buy a McDonald’s, turned the box inside out and took it to the post office to send it to her sister who, understandably, won’t eat it... WHY?!

For the bantz mate!!!11!

 

[Fineapple]

I think it might be because they’re both Jeremy Kyle equivalent toilet water humans who aren’t intelligent enough to stop churning out kids.

 

[Whatisthis1321]

Fuck sake. On the wine and she is talking utter shit on her stories already. Of course your collar bone will stick out like that if you pose like that you numpty. Also you have a jaw because your chin is VERY pronounced

It’s because she has a chin like Desperate Dan from The Dandy comic

 

[theeyeroller]

Does anyone else cringe to the very depths of their soul when they see the #luxegal on her posts? It makes me #shudder. And why is she showing herself off in all these slutty going out dresses? She never goes out?

 

[Chipsandgravy]

No one needs to know she's asked for a birthday fisting!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Mostly struck by how gross it is in this weather to have posted a burger... hot rotting beef and cheese she’s just so classy

That's probably the stench of her after she's been rolling about with chicken man all weekend

 

[Chipsandgravy]

Why do you need new jeans to be sat at home in hot weather?
Why does you X month old (no idea) need a passport when there's a global pandemic among us?
Why does she think anyone cares?

He's 8 months. She's 8 months postpartum. How could you forget with her regular reminders?

 

[Greygoose]

Can you actually imagine if in years to come Ivy and Masey come across this old social media account their mum had and she’s talking about wearing slutty dresses. The absolute shame. Poor kids

I'd be more upset to know she cheated on my dad with a guy who boasts about fisting her and I'd probably feel a bit upset if I was her son too, nobody wants to hear they were a Xmas day, gin soaked pregnancy do they?

 

[Ncljones]

It’s a shame because ultimately her relationship with CM will be the same as with Ritchie. It Just always seemed liked Ritchie truly loved her and CM isn’t really too bothered.

I read CM as cervical mucus. Can you tell I just had a baby?!

 

[NapQueen]

Her body is great, I just wish she’d grow into her chin.

 

[sailorcherries]

Who needs a KIT day to wash dishes and, possibly, pull a pint in spoons!?

 

[Yerrbutnoobut]

Jesus Christ she is TRAGIC! All she does is take pictures in her bedroom and is diving head first in to that mirror. She doesn’t go out, she is literally house bound with the kids. Stop trying to flog these naff clothes no one is buying it!

 

[notyourhunhun]

If you’re happy & in love - you don’t need to declare it on the internet ! I’ve always found that the people that feel the need to “prove” their relationship are always the ones who have problems !! She’s a very bizarre, very immature girl

 

[Jesspeaches]

Can't wait for the tacky Wetherspoons themed shit show

Oh god it’s going to be horrific and I cannot wait

 

[Fineapple]

Ugh god can the government introduce some social distancing between chicken man and vest tops? Bet he has side boob.