Maybe I'm just old but I don't even know how people like him deal with the logistics and admin of getting a new girl at such short notice and the new girl acting like she's always been his girlfriend. (I mean unless it's her job and he's paying her). But even people with wads of cash still have to put in some work with non prostitutes, can't just text a girl and say "meet me here and be my date". I literally couldn't be arsed.
If he's doing this for our benefit its obvs backfired cos Becky has stopped following and removed all trace on her account, unless he gets to 10k and gets his own thread we'll forget about him by next week!