BeckiJones4 #99 dressed for prom as big birds twin, colour matching Aunty Dreamliner’s jaundiced skin
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Lool imagine bein 18 and home alone, lickle crate of beer, ten bud and unregulated PlayStation for a week and the next minute the door bangs open and it’s auntie fat prick with a kebab, chep and gazza b in hand asking if they want to make a home alone stayshun
I’d be found swinging from the staircase
I’d be found swinging from the staircase
I wasn't taking the piss - I genuinely think that's a total slay from Shirl, real dedication to her craft. She's the type of woman little kid me would've clung to on the estate - would tell you to duck off and stop annoying her but also would smack anyone who said anything against you. I also respect her for not being a big fat dosserI love leopard print
I reckon me and our Shirl would get on you know.
Oh god she's going to do a grazing table to welcome them back isn't she ?!
Don’t underestimate Becki’s desire to sleep in Paige’s empty bed.
If I read comments like this about me on the internet, I'd probs off myself. Thank duck she can't read
I’ve just got into bed after a little relax 
and I’m so sad there’s no takeaway videum yet 
and I’m so sad there’s no takeaway videum yet 
I unapologetically love Shirl but do apologise for the one time I accidentally typed Shitley
she's trying (and failing) to prove riptor wrongI’ve just got into bed after a little relax
Well you’ve influenced me. Looks like I’m gonna have to relax now as well.I’ve just got into bed after a little relax
Does anyone have the video where the wee animal saw her in Pets at Home and runs away? I have to save it this time!!
I’m worse than Bec Bec with my Sunday routine. Sunday scran, relax, dessert and in bed ignoring my boyfriend by 9pm
I'm still not over that dress. It was disgusting. I know paaaaaygeeee is a child and we shouldnt but duck me!!!!! It looks like she made it herself 
Absolutely vile, yes I said it!
Absolutely vile, yes I said it!Just spotted this comment on her WIEIAD. All of a sudden the fact she was eating in a deserted cafe makes sense - reckon they invited her in to trial their new brekkie menu before it launched. Which would mean undeclared ad, naughty Rebecca.
10000% Becki was invited to Beni. She will have her excuse ready, but inside she’s devvo’ed and suffering major FOMO.
The real reason she didn’t go is because at size 32 there’s no way she’s fitting on the plane and was too scared of all the unfiltered photos and videos at the busy airport etc.
She knows she would get spotted and filmed in the wild, and she wouldnt cope with the heat or not having access to her junk food stash 24/7.
We are going to see some off the charts bingeing this week.
As she gets bigger, her world gets smaller. Keep those sassy clap backs coming, Aunty Fat Prick. We are all so jealous of you.
The real reason she didn’t go is because at size 32 there’s no way she’s fitting on the plane and was too scared of all the unfiltered photos and videos at the busy airport etc.
She knows she would get spotted and filmed in the wild, and she wouldnt cope with the heat or not having access to her junk food stash 24/7.
We are going to see some off the charts bingeing this week.
As she gets bigger, her world gets smaller. Keep those sassy clap backs coming, Aunty Fat Prick. We are all so jealous of you.
I know we're early in the thread but potential thread title right there
I don’t think she’d cope with the walking you do abroad either. Like walk to the beach, walk to restaurants, walk to bars at night she’d be absolutely fucked10000% Becki was invited to Beni. She will have her excuse ready, but inside she’s devvo’ed and suffering major FOMO.
The real reason she didn’t go is because at size 32 there’s no way she’s fitting on the plane and was too scared of all the unfiltered photos and videos at the busy airport etc.
She knows she would get spotted and filmed in the wild, and she wouldnt cope with the heat or not having access to her junk food stash 24/7.
We are going to see some off the charts bingeing this week.
As she gets bigger, her world gets smaller. Keep those sassy clap backs coming, Aunty Fat Prick. We are all so jealous of you.
Can you imagine the relief Caff, Shirl and Payje must feel that auntie calorie isn’t going? They’re free to eat what they want without big Bertha controlling everything and taking all the food for herself