Beckijones4 #72 I don’t have toum explain myself to youm, I’m a grown ass bison & I doum what I want to doum

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Beckijones4 #73
Tubby custard, eyes the colour of mustard, under 18s get her flustered

 

[eggsandwiches]

The fuckin audacity

 

[Sertraline Queen]

This comment

 

[kayefeluu20]

These posts imitating her speech drive me mad. I can't be bothered to read them anymore. Like we get she can't talk properly. Do we have to do it here?

Don't read it then, hope this helps

 

[Sertraline Queen]

She’s not our Tamagotchi ffs

Noum, she’s our Scranagotchi.

 

[Sertraline Queen]

Oh god

Now this wasn’t on me sheet

 

[marniebeau]

HAHAHA who is she trying to kid?!

 

[Sertraline Queen]

Fucking hell @4yogits

 

[whisperchat]

She defo went home and said to her parents ‘soum let’s get a McDonald’s for teeey’ and they both said wtf you fucking planet you had a 3 course TGI’s earlier dont think maccies is really necessary.. and then it exploded into a massive row and cath told her she’s 31 now and she needs to grow the fuck up and look after herself more… then we got the manic petulant behaviour on TikTok. Sped away in the scran mobil & got herself 3 burgers under protest. (Ate one on the way home to try and calm herself down)

 

[wthamidoinghere]

FUCK ME AGAIN

Three words Bison has never said.

 

[Venom]

Becki is a Dinosaur who sets up junk food stations
and when she's full
She's what we call a case of Jaund-ication

 

[LadyMarmalade]

We need a shared google sheet for the take aways. Cals burnt vs Cals consumed. How many walks

She’s not our Tamagotchi ffs

 

[whisperchat]

Tubby custard

 

[Venom]

wobblin' up that hill
with loads of problems
if only she could

 

[Sertraline Queen]

 

[fopperbollocks]

Treating yourself?!?!

How about you treat GIGI to a day off you thick buffet slayer!!

 

[marniebeau]

I’m sorry but where does this actual obese nobody get off sharing quotes like this

 

[goldie341]

Dammit Michaela, ya got me.

 

[Rodeodown]

#73 Lacking in capacity but brimming with audacity (tubby custard)

 

[Ktb]

Lads we’ve got to the stage where she’s standing like Barney the Dinosaur.

I hope those takeaweeeeeeeys were worth it Becki.