Of coursum it was for show, she really does think shes jesus christ himself the way she needs to let the world know its her happy burfday on xmas dayMerry christmasum toum youm all xx
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Also she had the same birthday cake at Frankie and bennies on Xmas Eve as she does at home Xmas day, either there’s 2 of the same cake or she brought the cake with her to Frankie and bennies just for show? Either way very very odd
Looking at cath as if to say im so done with that fat bleep either she goes or i doNah what the duck is that. I feel like I’ve been haunted
That spooky little bastard needs to go back doonstairs where he belongsNah what the duck is that. I feel like I’ve been haunted
Omg it’s the ghost of Christmas pastNah what the duck is that. I feel like I’ve been haunted
If anyone was cunty enough to gift me that mug, they’d be picking the shards of it out of their headNah, why did no one get me this for crespmas. Crespmas officially ruined
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Well tbf Rickets was at the Birth of JesusNah what the duck is that. I feel like I’ve been haunted
He’s welcome round mine if he does pack his bags and leave. He is less likely to curse me if I welcome him with open arms. And if he does curse me my life couldn’t get much worse so it won’t make a blind bit of differenceOf coursum it was for show, she really does think shes jesus christ himself the way she needs to let the world know its her happy burfday on xmas day
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Looking at cath as if to say im so done with that fat bleep either she goes or i do
That was instantly my first thought too!!Do you reckon an Apple Watch would fit her wrists