Beckhams #7 Brooklyn might have married a Peltz, but the Beckham boys are still massive meltz

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Miss Havisham

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dee_mc

That tattoo fascinates me because it breaks the general law of tattoos. You know when someone has a person's or an animal's face inked on them, it always looks shite because there's no life behind the eyes, they're just flat?
Brooky's latest etching fails on the basis that it has MORE life in it than his dead-behind-the-eyes wife 🫢
 
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Jumbojet1251

So it turns out that the cork in his latest culinary creation is to make the dish more tender. But the quote is from an octopus dish.


MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!
 
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Rita Chevrolet

Miss Havisham said:
What does this awful tattoo even try to represent?
Is the snooty looking (badly drawn) missus being dragged down by an anchor with her dads name on it? Or his dads name?

It’s pointless but also really irritating
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Should have inscribed a giant W instead of Dad.................................................
 
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Ohflip

Latest ‘cooking’ video - dog in a papoose and a cork in the bolognaise. I kid you not.
 
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Jimmyjimjams

Wow.
It really captured her resting bitch face
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It's good that he learned two new, albeit very similar words, and used them correctly.
 
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