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Snuddy Skin? 😂 I know it’s meant to be sandy but honestly, as a teacher, this is just insanity. When you put the letters s & n together, they form a digraph, which is one sound - sn, like snow. There’s not room for an ‘a’ sound 😂
I predict this brand will die.
See, my first thought was “Sunday skin” so I guess it’s open to interpretation!
 
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That younger Patterson sister is missing. I hope her little girl is being cared for by the grandparents or something.
 
*“Pissed an assortment” is “pissed in a saucepan”*
WHAT THE FK. Btw they are staying at an accomodation. Not sure if air bnb / hotel etc but I’ve had 2 kids and never ever have I thought I don’t have time for the toilet let me get a bleeping scanpan pot and piss in there. Her baby is 3 weeks old it pretty much sleeps 24/7 at the moment.
 

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Jess Lewis. Can we discuss?
Spends an absolute fortune on Botox…teeth…everything. As a mum of girls she is so problematic. Oldest girl is 11 yet acts like she is 18. Middle one is the family cash cow, they are forever encouraging her and appears in all the videos they share…but at 5 something doesn’t seem right with her? Her speech? I find it strange that Jess and her husband are so into their own looks and appearances yet allow their middle girl to be overweight and sadly we all know will be bullied when she starts school next year? They think she is hilarious (and she actually is) but that cuteness stops once they get a little older? I’ve followed her since Hazel was born and she shares so much, I’m sure she would share if something medically was causing her to be overweight and a little odd?!!!
I think they are definitely cashed up bogans…although her salon charges at least $400 a client so maybe not?!! .
 
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*“Pissed an assortment” is “pissed in a saucepan”*
WHAT THE FK. Btw they are staying at an accomodation. Not sure if air bnb / hotel etc but I’ve had 2 kids and never ever have I thought I don’t have time for the toilet let me get a bleeping scanpan pot and piss in there. Her baby is 3 weeks old it pretty much sleeps 24/7 at the moment.
She doesn't have time to go upstairs to the toilet? So where is she emptying the urine-filled saucepan :sick:
 
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Yep, don’t think the conservatives went and burnt down buildings and torched cars because of what happened. Unlike the other sides usual behaviour. So tolerant after all.

Also, in respect to Bec Judd people don’t like her because she’s not left wing.
Do you mean like when the MAGA trespassed the government buildings after things went badly in the Trump administration.. the side that trashed the entire place and stole flags and then they all got let off the charges because Trump wiped the courts as soon as he got back in? Is that the “side” you mean? Or do you mean the other side who protest for peace & pro choice and equality? I think you mean the non MAGA side but I’m not sure.
 
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Jess Lewis. Can we discuss?
Spends an absolute fortune on Botox…teeth…everything. As a mum of girls she is so problematic. Oldest girl is 11 yet acts like she is 18. Middle one is the family cash cow, they are forever encouraging her and appears in all the videos they share…but at 5 something doesn’t seem right with her? Her speech? I find it strange that Jess and her husband are so into their own looks and appearances yet allow their middle girl to be overweight and sadly we all know will be bullied when she starts school next year? They think she is hilarious (and she actually is) but that cuteness stops once they get a little older? I’ve followed her since Hazel was born and she shares so much, I’m sure she would share if something medically was causing her to be overweight and a little odd?!!!
I think they are definitely cashed up bogans…although her salon charges at least $400 a client so maybe not?!! .
Her dad is also mega rich ! So it’s not all hard work.
 
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Jess Lewis. Can we discuss?
Spends an absolute fortune on Botox…teeth…everything. As a mum of girls she is so problematic. Oldest girl is 11 yet acts like she is 18. Middle one is the family cash cow, they are forever encouraging her and appears in all the videos they share…but at 5 something doesn’t seem right with her? Her speech? I find it strange that Jess and her husband are so into their own looks and appearances yet allow their middle girl to be overweight and sadly we all know will be bullied when she starts school next year? They think she is hilarious (and she actually is) but that cuteness stops once they get a little older? I’ve followed her since Hazel was born and she shares so much, I’m sure she would share if something medically was causing her to be overweight and a little odd?!!!
I think they are definitely cashed up bogans…although her salon charges at least $400 a client so maybe not?!! .
Yesssss, we can 🙌🏼
Definitely a case of cashed up bogans - new money vibes with the spending on fancy cars and the McMansion in fake Mount Martha.
Jess has definitely overdone the Botox/fillers. I can’t stand the clearly sponsored F45/FS8 videos every day and I find it funny that she has made friends with Annabel Gray (Robbie Gray’s wife).
The exploitation of Hazel is gross, and as is the sunburn of the kids every time they go away. Your 1 year old being forward facing and also having tan lines is not a flex.
I’d never go to her salon as all the hair is the same blonde that needs re doing every 8 weeks. From her to do list with the ECG/blood test I’d say there has been a decent ADHD diagnosis.
 
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She doesn't have time to go upstairs to the toilet? So where is she emptying the urine-filled saucepan :sick:
She said she doesn’t have time as a mother (to one 3 week old baby🙄) and the stairs where they’re staying are noisy so didn’t want to risk waking the baby up.
She didn’t say where it was emptied….. I truly can’t 1.imagine ever doing that and 2. Ever admitting to that
 
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The peninsula mumma must be loving the new content and “medical mumma” opportunities now on the gram 🙄 *I genuinely feel bad for her daughter and their situation but why must EVERYTHING become content*
 
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Yesssss, we can 🙌🏼
Definitely a case of cashed up bogans - new money vibes with the spending on fancy cars and the McMansion in fake Mount Martha.
Jess has definitely overdone the Botox/fillers. I can’t stand the clearly sponsored F45/FS8 videos every day and I find it funny that she has made friends with Annabel Gray (Robbie Gray’s wife).
The exploitation of Hazel is gross, and as is the sunburn of the kids every time they go away. Your 1 year old being forward facing and also having tan lines is not a flex.
I’d never go to her salon as all the hair is the same blonde that needs re doing every 8 weeks. From her to do list with the ECG/blood test I’d say there has been a decent ADHD diagnosis.
Never heard of but went for a stalk 👀
The kids look nothing like her or the dad?! Guess that’s what happens when you have so much work done 😦
 
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Yesssss, we can 🙌🏼
Definitely a case of cashed up bogans - new money vibes with the spending on fancy cars and the McMansion in fake Mount Martha.
Jess has definitely overdone the Botox/fillers. I can’t stand the clearly sponsored F45/FS8 videos every day and I find it funny that she has made friends with Annabel Gray (Robbie Gray’s wife).
The exploitation of Hazel is gross, and as is the sunburn of the kids every time they go away. Your 1 year old being forward facing and also having tan lines is not a flex.
I’d never go to her salon as all the hair is the same blonde that needs re doing every 8 weeks. From her to do list with the ECG/blood test I’d say there has been a decent ADHD diagnosis.
Ava and Hazel are absolute brats and I’m sure Goldie will be one too. They both laugh at Hazel when she is been a curd. That cuteness ain’t going to last. She also refuses for there to be any sign of kids living in the house. A few years ago she got rid of the family dog too despite the husband and kids loving it. She is just so toxic and dumps the kids whenever she can…never known a couple that need as much holidays or weekends away 🤣🤣
 
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The peninsula mumma must be loving the new content and “medical mumma” opportunities now on the gram 🙄 *I genuinely feel bad for her daughter and their situation but why must EVERYTHING become content*
Yes it’s bleeping gross. Has she even said what her child has been diagnosed with or still just baiting?
 
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Jess Lewis. Can we discuss?
Spends an absolute fortune on Botox…teeth…everything. As a mum of girls she is so problematic. Oldest girl is 11 yet acts like she is 18. Middle one is the family cash cow, they are forever encouraging her and appears in all the videos they share…but at 5 something doesn’t seem right with her? Her speech? I find it strange that Jess and her husband are so into their own looks and appearances yet allow their middle girl to be overweight and sadly we all know will be bullied when she starts school next year? They think she is hilarious (and she actually is) but that cuteness stops once they get a little older? I’ve followed her since Hazel was born and she shares so much, I’m sure she would share if something medically was causing her to be overweight and a little odd?!!!
I think they are definitely cashed up bogans…although her salon charges at least $400 a client so maybe not?!! .
I think she was on medication when she was born and spent time in the special nursery, hence the body shape. But I could be wrong.
As for being bullied, I think she will be the bully.
Ava seems like a spoilt little tit.
I don't follow her anymore because her head seems so far up her a with her perfect life.
 
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Yesssss, we can 🙌🏼
Definitely a case of cashed up bogans - new money vibes with the spending on fancy cars and the McMansion in fake Mount Martha.
She's not in the affluent part of Mount Martha - closer to Benton Square. No where near the Mount Martha shopping village or the beaches 🤣
 
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Yes it’s bleeping gross. Has she even said what her child has been diagnosed with or still just baiting?
Still baiting but it's an autoimmune disease that attacks the kidneys and the kid needs to be on a reduced salt diet.
 
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