Ashlie Sugarrushed #13 Taking pills to lose some beef. So she can get married to the testicle with teeth.

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Wow they are going to be hammered early

 

[Mancnet]

She’s beyond tragic!

 

[dizzyizzy]

Hahaha looks like you called it

Making a break for freedom!

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

She said he’s there this weekend for his stag as she’s having to parent on her own

 

[Rosieposey]

I'm surprised her magic potions haven't transformed her hair like

 

[Bobby bunny]

Her breakfast is 10g of oats….wtf
With the chia it’s 100 cals…she’s a 7ft woman ffs she needs about 4 times that…what a fruit loop
Also this thread title may be the best yet but please can we have the bollock and the alcoholic as the next one
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Can we also discuss the state of her arse it’s nearly at the back of her knees

i can't stop laughing at this

 

[SunsetGazebo]

There’s a Lord of the Rings/Smeagol
thread title in this story somewhere but I’m letting someone else have a turn.

Do it, do it, do it…….

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Did she put the tan on blindfolded and asleep?
What happened to the MLM tan of dreams she was flogging? Looked like Rimmel sunshimmer but she was selling if for something ridiculous like £49 a tube

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

It was at the shit bar she seems to think is bouji in Leeds

 

[Rosieposey]

Put it away love, not necessarily talking about the tree either!

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Are colour coordinated hen dos a thing now

Definitely although I couldn’t be arsed with mine, maybe it’s easier when there’s hardly anyone there

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

How much would a diamond that size actually cost? I mean he’s got a good job but he’s not a millionaire!!

If it’s real it’ll be lab grown so maybe £5k but I think we all know it was £90

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

She’s so magic….getting her jollies over someone bringing some whispering angel…like the tacky hat she’s about 5 years behind

*basic…..what a typo she’s definitely not magic
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She just can’t help herself having a dig at her ex can she. Having pre drinks with her friends for her hen yet has posted on instagram all night, must be a riveting night

The pre drinks are today I think before they go out

 

[JSquared]

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Even if it is real it looks to much like a Pandora

This looks nicer than her actual ring

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

I thought she meant that all they’d had was a glass of water because she wasn’t there to make them anything

 

[Rosieposey]

Literally all I see when I see her…

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My thoughts exactly, she looks ill. Vanity

 

[Bobby bunny]

she's got such a weird shaped head.

 

[dizzyizzy]

Does she still have Lumi (the cat) . I don’t follow her anymore because she is so moronically thick I can’t cope, but I look on here, so occasionally dip in. I haven’t seen anything of Lumi though. And I wouldn’t put it past her just to get rid of him if he didn’t fit in with her busy life . Bit like the girls !

 

[Rabbit!69]

I'm nearly positive I've just seen Mingers heading towards the hotel I've just checked into in Newcastle

I’m sure she had said previously his stag do was in Newcastle

 

[crazycakelady]

Living with those pair of twats they’re probably desperate to go and hopefully get a decent meal too

True very true!!!