Ashley James #46 Tommy the house Elf - Prisoner of Ash-kaban

[Pat MyCock]

I like Luisa - I was gutted when she fangirled Ashley!

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Daisies
Alf waking early and lying on the changing mat
Sister moving to the US
Alf will be doing yoga at nursery
BAFTA prep

Spoiler: Yesterday’s stories

Red carpet posing
Ashley’s face change when she sees Laura’s phone (everyone else is smiling)

Spoiler: Laura’s stories

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

P&O sponsored the BAFTAs. Never seen someone gloat about their own face/existence as much as her

Oh I didn’t realise that. I’m not sure if it’s better or worse that she was a last minute thought from the actual sponsors, instead of a relevant brand or something

 

[Jjsb]

For someone who suffered so much from a traumatic birth experience you would have thought she would have been invited to the H of P like Louise Thompson was

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Catching up with story uploads

Cupcakes
Donating to charity shops
Selling the gym equipment
Boobie monster
‘Angry’ Ada
Rwanda
Aff links
Last lovely Monday x
Sold the play tent
Naked Alf (cropped)
Dentist (no one told her)
Vaccinations
#nofilter

Spoiler

 

[Stewart123]

Also Alf turned 3 in January and Ada one in march…why has she left it until almost June to have their jabs done?!

Not sure about the one year jabs but mine just had the preschool ones. It’s 3 years 4 months.

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

I wish I knew you in the real world x

Same babe, same 🩷

 

[Multi-21]

It's also weird looking quality and sound not quite in sync?
It makes it look like she's AI generated

I think it’s the weird positioning of the microphone, nestled in her jumper at stomach height.

 

[jacp1992]

What did Lu and Anna say about her on their podcast? She’s had her tattle catch up. She thinks she’s going to be invited to Lu’s parties… dying of cringe for her

What episode is this?

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I don’t know. I’m wondering if she’s about to offload the kids with NNB for a few weeks, hence that “tip” in her post. It’s weird she’s been absent, but I don’t feel like Ash has been any worse than her usual self

BINGO!

 

[willowtree2]

Imagine Ash having to drive the car to London with the kids though

Because she’s such an independant woman

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Are we sure Ryan stayed? I assume he stayed with Lucy and then went for an early morning visit and work out.

 

[willowtree2]

Was she just meant to share the flower show tickets with her close friends group?

Where was this? Nothing on her stories.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

At least they’re both multicoloured today..

I did laugh when she said Rishi should be authentic. Pot kettle?

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She’s on the air quotes already

Fills me with an intense rage when she does that

 

[ItsRebekahVardysAccount]

Why are the kids wearing shoes in the garden? It’s so weird.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Who else is there when she’s getting ready?
Crunchy and make up with her, then is it Tatiana and her agent babysitter Amy the other side?

 

[ilovepizza21]

Thank you We’ve managed to get all passwords reset etc last night but we had to wipe his laptop and start again.

The bastards have emailed him today - clearly realised they can’t get in to his system now.

He had his first GCSE yesterday, it’s all fun here!

Yeah my son did his been a nightmare last few weeks. Xx

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Hi Ash, I know it’s an expensive book, but surely someone “woke” like you should know that “Gypsy” is a racial slur and terms and ideas like “gypset” are also offensive.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Unfortunately though, you have played down birth trauma.
I would love to process what happened to me and move on, I’ve spent £1000s on therapy that I can’t afford, I’ve been medicated, I’ve taken months off work that I couldn’t afford but couldn’t actually function over and above being a mum. I’ve been offered my birth debrief countless times, but rather than feeling excited like our Ashley I am terrified. Terrified to go back to the labour ward where it happened, terrified of letting loose some of the feelings I have managed to suppress.
I’ve been diagnosed with PTSD, generalised anxiety disorder and depression. There are days when getting out of bed feels like climbing Everest.
I do not wish to feel this way but that is how I have been left.
Ashley downplays birth trauma, around the time of her birth a lot of influencers were claiming it.
Until it happened to me I didn’t know it was even a thing.
There’s a difference between actual birth trauma and what Ashley claims, which for the record I think is just deep seated resentment and regret.

I wish I knew you in the real world x

 

[Mollydog]

‘I grew up on a dairy farm so I had lots of cow friends’

The lies

I don’t know much about her. Where did she grow up?