Ashley James #34 Really good DJ & really good Mum, sh1t constantly leaks out of her mouth & bum
Title by @mssmith2006
Hello and welcome to another episode of All About Ashley!
You’d be forgiven for thinking the last one was a re-run, because it was the same old, same old, with just a sprinkling of freshcontent hell.
We saw her boobs.
We heard that she was single for six years.
We were told how much she misses her friends.
We were told she’s moving back to London just because she misses her old life (someone should update Right Move).
We were yet again told she was stitched up wrong (spoiler - she wasn’t).
We saw herdj-ing pressing play on an iPad.
We saw her birth photo. Twice.
We read her ‘it doesn’t trigger me so i don’t care if it triggers you’ post.
We saw her favouring the girl child over the boy.
We also saw her shove 6 month old Adeline into full-time childcare (but starting later in the morning than Alf, because favourite).
We were told Ada takes a bottle. Then we saw that she doesn’t (lovely day x).
We collectively screamed at Ash for sending Ada to childcare without enough milk, in a heatwave, when Ash herself with her giant gifted cup talked about being sooo thirsty.
We saw - too many heartbreaking times - the sadness in Ada’s eyes and the dark circles under them.
We saw Ada being ‘weaned’ (I use that word loosely) and having a (possible) allergic reaction to eggs and salmon, then being fed fish fingers (I’m biting my tongue here).
We heard that she doesn’t believe in #mumguilt.
We read once again her ‘troll making false accusations’ story.
We saw Nana. (What a surprise! Is she the appropriate adult supervising Ashley?)
We (unfortunately) saw her sexualising both her C-section scar and breastfeeding.
We saw Alf, but only for content. Pizza anyone?
We heard their over the top reactions at poor Alf spilling a bit of juice on himself.
We were told that she and TNB were having heated discussions about discipline for Alf (Science of Parenting or nothing, okay Tommy?)
We saw Ash house hunting alone. And getting her hair done. And her nails. And a workout. But she never gets time alone!
I’m sure there’s more, but that’s all horrifying enough.
Lovely day x
Title by @mssmith2006
Hello and welcome to another episode of All About Ashley!
You’d be forgiven for thinking the last one was a re-run, because it was the same old, same old, with just a sprinkling of fresh
We saw her boobs.
We heard that she was single for six years.
We were told how much she misses her friends.
We were told she’s moving back to London just because she misses her old life (someone should update Right Move).
We were yet again told she was stitched up wrong (spoiler - she wasn’t).
We saw her
We saw her birth photo. Twice.
We read her ‘it doesn’t trigger me so i don’t care if it triggers you’ post.
We saw her favouring the girl child over the boy.
We also saw her shove 6 month old Adeline into full-time childcare (but starting later in the morning than Alf, because favourite).
We were told Ada takes a bottle. Then we saw that she doesn’t (lovely day x).
We collectively screamed at Ash for sending Ada to childcare without enough milk, in a heatwave, when Ash herself with her giant gifted cup talked about being sooo thirsty.
We saw - too many heartbreaking times - the sadness in Ada’s eyes and the dark circles under them.
We saw Ada being ‘weaned’ (I use that word loosely) and having a (possible) allergic reaction to eggs and salmon, then being fed fish fingers (I’m biting my tongue here).
We heard that she doesn’t believe in #mumguilt.
We read once again her ‘troll making false accusations’ story.
We saw Nana. (What a surprise! Is she the appropriate adult supervising Ashley?)
We (unfortunately) saw her sexualising both her C-section scar and breastfeeding.
We saw Alf, but only for content. Pizza anyone?
We heard their over the top reactions at poor Alf spilling a bit of juice on himself.
We were told that she and TNB were having heated discussions about discipline for Alf (Science of Parenting or nothing, okay Tommy?)
We saw Ash house hunting alone. And getting her hair done. And her nails. And a workout. But she never gets time alone!
I’m sure there’s more, but that’s all horrifying enough.
Lovely day x
and where she does get comments, it's things like this...
She’s finally let TNB hold precious Angel baby Ad! 