annabeyhoax
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Anna Bey wannabes coming out of the woodworks, with migrated filler in hand, to warn us not to stray from the pursuit of elegance. All while wearing a Shein Chanel dupe dress.
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vanilla_sky
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Dear eleghunt mangoes, isn't it amazing what our guru comes up with? Now eleghunce is a subculture! Amazing! I wonder what the Banana would say the staples of this ''subculture'' is? Based on previous Wannabey statements and looks I'd say:
1) granny clothes, preferably in beige tones, must be ill fitting
2) a Chanela or a Hermesa in weird colors to compliment the granny look, like a blue Chanela with a beige quilted jacket
3) any member of the eleghunce ''subculture'' must always sneer and comment how uneleghunt everyone else is to elevate themselves
and finally, 4) to get access to the exclusive subculture, one must pay the Wannabey for her courses to discover all the elite secrets before the hallway/walk in closet door closes and smashes her Chanela.
Otherwise, eleghunce is just a style of dress and not the elite level up nonsense of the Banana.
1) granny clothes, preferably in beige tones, must be ill fitting
2) a Chanela or a Hermesa in weird colors to compliment the granny look, like a blue Chanela with a beige quilted jacket
3) any member of the eleghunce ''subculture'' must always sneer and comment how uneleghunt everyone else is to elevate themselves
and finally, 4) to get access to the exclusive subculture, one must pay the Wannabey for her courses to discover all the elite secrets before the hallway/walk in closet door closes and smashes her Chanela.
Otherwise, eleghunce is just a style of dress and not the elite level up nonsense of the Banana.
vanilla_sky
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Deer eleghunt laydee mangoes, we have been blessed with so many screeenshot of the elghunce granny today! Thank you for doing the hard work of documenting our guru! This is a fantastic record of her posting history even after the stories disappear.
I wouldn't have anything against the Wannabey if all of her schtick was pretending to be rich and ahfluent just for internet likes, but my problem is that she is selling her courses for a massive amount of money that can make a significant dent in the budgets of her less-earning followers.
I was not surprised to see Ted lounge on genuine Hermessa blankets - after all the laydee has all the moneyalibaba luxury store purchases demand. Anna is so lazy influencing that she's now reusing her old content about the party dresses - even her followers caught on to that. Aija, if you repost your older content, you can label it a ''throwback but still relevant'' so that people don't come for you in the comments. The color of the beige-ish Zimmerman dress doesn't suit her coloring much. And because it is not great for her color wise, it doesn't look like a 600$ dress on her.
I wouldn't have anything against the Wannabey if all of her schtick was pretending to be rich and ahfluent just for internet likes, but my problem is that she is selling her courses for a massive amount of money that can make a significant dent in the budgets of her less-earning followers.
I was not surprised to see Ted lounge on genuine Hermessa blankets - after all the laydee has all the money
hannah1000
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Just had to say that I've seen Anna in Geneva (at that polo event she attended last year). I pointed her out to someone who had never heard of her and they whispered "well someone's had plastic surgery" and moved onto another topic. I think she looks okay in some photos on social media, especially as we are used to seeing big lips and fillers on our feeds, but she looks a bit clownish in person. She was not considered elegant looking at that event.
ShootForTheMoon
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Good morning laydeez, so, today Banana is once again proving that;
1) she's not affluent ,and
2) she doesn't live with her husband.
How do we know? Well, she's sharing pics of her fridge. Not only the fridge looks rather small for a supposedly rich woman who is meant to be married to a millionaire, the fridge also looks like it's from IKEA...and it's half empty - WHERE IS FOOD FOR JOE?! Oh, I forgot, Banana doesn't live with her husband...although she may try to make us believe that Joe too is on a green juice fast like she is
PS. bottom shelf on the left there is what appears to be a stack of microwaveable meals, again
1) she's not affluent ,and
2) she doesn't live with her husband.
How do we know? Well, she's sharing pics of her fridge. Not only the fridge looks rather small for a supposedly rich woman who is meant to be married to a millionaire, the fridge also looks like it's from IKEA...and it's half empty - WHERE IS FOOD FOR JOE?! Oh, I forgot, Banana doesn't live with her husband...although she may try to make us believe that Joe too is on a green juice fast like she is
PS. bottom shelf on the left there is what appears to be a stack of microwaveable meals, again
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witchofwestbyfleet
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10 MUST HAVE!!!!! Eleghunt Items for Spring 2023
Anna has picked out some "feminine, classic, elegant" items for YOU to elevate your spring wardrobe!
1. Reformation "Mika" dress - It's red. Anna gushes about liking the colour red and shares a version of the "distracted boyfriend" meme with him staring at her red dress. Let's just move on, shall we?
2. Sezane "Manhattan" jumpsuit - Yes! Anna is wearing an "experimental" (which sounds like "excremental" as she pronounces it) jumpsuit. TL;DR it's OK to wear one if you have your hair down and wear heels with it so it still looks FEMININE, her primary criterion for clothing. She again claims to have an hourglass figure and that jumpsuits normally "pull up her crotch." She praises the supposedly expensive-looking material, which looks like cheesecloth.
3. Sandro minidress - It's purple: "a pop of colour, which we love in spring, no more black, no more grey." Anna is the only person who suggested one can't wear colour in winter. But now, "we're flourishing in beautiful feminine colours!" She makes a stupid simpering expression. Ted comes in, she makes it look like he's interrupting her but it's painfully obvious she's using him to pull in views
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4. Reformation "Olivette" dress - Another faux-tweed Chanel knockoff mini, she's like a parody of herself at this point. She likes it because it has a waist tie at the back which she says makes the dress fit the position of your waist. I don't think it does? It makes the dress tighter, it doesn't magically change the shape. But she wouldn't wear it because the sleeves "widen the upper body" and she thinks she is too old for short skirts. Ageism isn't eleghunt, Anna dearest
5. Reformation "Deserae" dress - A strapless black dress that doesn't look spring-like at all. Anna doesn't like it because it does not come with a belt like the website showed. You realise you're supposed to check the small print for that? It also slips down (because it's strapless) and she thinks the skirt "cuts off" the leg. I've had an eating disorder and body dysmorphia, and even I've never been as obsessed as she is with the idea of "does this 'cut off' my leg/arm/body and make me look FAT?!" She complains that the dress makes her look "short, wide, and just simply compact." No, the dress doesn't do that. Her body does
6. Sezane "Ann" shirt - Quote: "I want to talk about upperwear, but when I say that, it sounds like we're going to talk about Tupperware" complete with a picture of some Tupperware boxes. WTF? No one says "upperwear" in English anyway. She rambles about the colour of the shirt, complains about the "wash" effect, and thinks that tucking it in into high-waisted trousers gives her the illusion of long legs and a waist. It doesn't
7. Sezane "Barry" cardigan (lilac) - This is the lilac one which she wears with shit-coloured trousers, she describes this combination as "frumpy, boring,, old-fashioned" until she tucks it in and that makes it "elevated!" Well now you're still wearing shit-coloured trousers and an ugly cardigan, but now the cardigan is tucked in *slow handclap*
8. Sezane "Barry" cardigan (white) - Same as the previous but in white, she doesn't say anything about it
9. Sezane "Abelia" blouse - White wrapover top, Anna doesn't like it and complains about it "making her look wider" and not looking like it did on the website. Why are you promoting it to your followers then?
10. Sezane "Ann" shirt - Same as #6 but in navy blue with polka dots, which Anna loves because they are claaaaaaaaaassic. She overuses this word almost as much as Classically Abby (Ben Shapiro's tradwife sister who uses "classic" as shorthand for "fits my restrictive neo-con mores.") This shirt looks old-lady even on the model from the website. For Anna, it completes the granny-hooker chic perfectly!
And of course there are undisclosed affiliate links. Next week she will supposedly be giving more wardrobe advice, I doubt it, the video she says she's going to post is never the one she actually does post
Anna has picked out some "feminine, classic, elegant" items for YOU to elevate your spring wardrobe!
1. Reformation "Mika" dress - It's red. Anna gushes about liking the colour red and shares a version of the "distracted boyfriend" meme with him staring at her red dress. Let's just move on, shall we?
2. Sezane "Manhattan" jumpsuit - Yes! Anna is wearing an "experimental" (which sounds like "excremental" as she pronounces it) jumpsuit. TL;DR it's OK to wear one if you have your hair down and wear heels with it so it still looks FEMININE, her primary criterion for clothing. She again claims to have an hourglass figure and that jumpsuits normally "pull up her crotch." She praises the supposedly expensive-looking material, which looks like cheesecloth.
3. Sandro minidress - It's purple: "a pop of colour, which we love in spring, no more black, no more grey." Anna is the only person who suggested one can't wear colour in winter. But now, "we're flourishing in beautiful feminine colours!" She makes a stupid simpering expression. Ted comes in, she makes it look like he's interrupting her but it's painfully obvious she's using him to pull in views
Plug for The Eleghunt Stylist
4. Reformation "Olivette" dress - Another faux-tweed Chanel knockoff mini, she's like a parody of herself at this point. She likes it because it has a waist tie at the back which she says makes the dress fit the position of your waist. I don't think it does? It makes the dress tighter, it doesn't magically change the shape. But she wouldn't wear it because the sleeves "widen the upper body" and she thinks she is too old for short skirts. Ageism isn't eleghunt, Anna dearest
5. Reformation "Deserae" dress - A strapless black dress that doesn't look spring-like at all. Anna doesn't like it because it does not come with a belt like the website showed. You realise you're supposed to check the small print for that? It also slips down (because it's strapless) and she thinks the skirt "cuts off" the leg. I've had an eating disorder and body dysmorphia, and even I've never been as obsessed as she is with the idea of "does this 'cut off' my leg/arm/body and make me look FAT?!" She complains that the dress makes her look "short, wide, and just simply compact." No, the dress doesn't do that. Her body does
6. Sezane "Ann" shirt - Quote: "I want to talk about upperwear, but when I say that, it sounds like we're going to talk about Tupperware" complete with a picture of some Tupperware boxes. WTF? No one says "upperwear" in English anyway. She rambles about the colour of the shirt, complains about the "wash" effect, and thinks that tucking it in into high-waisted trousers gives her the illusion of long legs and a waist. It doesn't
7. Sezane "Barry" cardigan (lilac) - This is the lilac one which she wears with shit-coloured trousers, she describes this combination as "frumpy, boring,, old-fashioned" until she tucks it in and that makes it "elevated!" Well now you're still wearing shit-coloured trousers and an ugly cardigan, but now the cardigan is tucked in *slow handclap*
8. Sezane "Barry" cardigan (white) - Same as the previous but in white, she doesn't say anything about it
9. Sezane "Abelia" blouse - White wrapover top, Anna doesn't like it and complains about it "making her look wider" and not looking like it did on the website. Why are you promoting it to your followers then?
10. Sezane "Ann" shirt - Same as #6 but in navy blue with polka dots, which Anna loves because they are claaaaaaaaaassic. She overuses this word almost as much as Classically Abby (Ben Shapiro's tradwife sister who uses "classic" as shorthand for "fits my restrictive neo-con mores.") This shirt looks old-lady even on the model from the website. For Anna, it completes the granny-hooker chic perfectly!
And of course there are undisclosed affiliate links. Next week she will supposedly be giving more wardrobe advice, I doubt it, the video she says she's going to post is never the one she actually does post
Pardon my French
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Anna Bey, we know you're just recycling pictures... No one ever sent you flowers, and you're too broke to get yourself some ...
Nutsymom
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That's accurate on how I perceive Anna Bey. I am an Indian, and i come from old money from both sides (my family and husband's). Enough to not work for whole life. Still women in both families chose to work, because being rich doesn't mean sitting elegant all day and splurging unnecessarily.We need to focus on what Anna is doing - she is trying to persuade her followers that she is a genuine millionairess and that she knows the secret to getting the luxury life many people. Anna claims that her tips are worth a lot of money and that they are more valuable than an education. As discussed earlier in this thread, the main target of Anna's overpriced courses are women from not so wealthy backgrounds, likely low income, who might not have a lot of education - or are unable to afford higher education - even in countries where tuition is free, you still have to cover the living expenses and if your parents cannot help, you need to work a lot but with the rising cost of living and salaries not matching it is hard.
I almost fell for Banana's course - an while I am a Baltic Eastern European (hereon BEE), with a lot of education and a prestigious, yet low paid job, I thought I could level up and become a better person. Thank all deities that I found Tattle and saw the truth. I saved my money and instead bought myself some stylish clothes
I kinda understand Anna's perception of luxury -- Anna is another BEE, though she is most likely from a Russian speaking family, originally from Estonia. Again, nothing wrong with that. But her background shapes her perception of what millionaire life means. I think that Anna always wanted the oligarch wife lifestyle - that is what the main goal for many BEE ladies is. The problem is that there are many ladies and only just so many oligarchs. These women who do make it and marry an oligarch DO splurge money at incredible pace, and they WOULD wear a 50k$ Birkin to walk a dog if they wanted to - they have unlimited funds and they don't need to preserve the bags. If you look at real estate listings in Moscow, the Rublevka neighbourhood (where the ultra rich live) the houses have incredibly massive walk in closets and even climate control rooms for the fur coats (fur coats are still a status symbol for many Russian speaking ladies no matter what the fashion world does. Every lady, no matter her income level hopes her husband will gift her a nice fur coat - for normal incomes it is likely going to be a rabbit fur, but if the husband tries really hard, maybe mink).
Anna's dream is that big house and luxury bags to throw around. That's why she stuffed the Chanela in the easyjet/ryanair seat pocket - she wanted to show she is so rich she doesn't care about damaging the bag. That is why the Hermessas are her daily bags. She tries to create a picture of the mega rich laydee.
But in reality, Anna has an average life - sure, she moved to Geneva but she's not living the truly ahfluent life there. Geneva is expensive so no wonder her apartment looks very basic.
BUT the biggest issue I have with Banana is that her tips lean towards escorting (now, if anyone wants to do that, it is up to that person, no judgement from my side. But this is a job someone best get into fully knowing what it entails) and Banana also has a lot of negativity that she spreads - she looks down on less klaasy and elefant people and hopes her followers will do the same. This might create trouble for her followers - they might unwittingly come across as escorts or just plain rude.
Following Banana's style tips won't get her followers very far - they will look like a frumpy granny with a Hermessa. I know very elegant older ladies who don't dress anything like Banana. Banana's eleghunt stylist course likely won't level up anyone's style, I bet in true Banana style it is all generic advice as the course is intended for everybody. If someone wants to dress more elegant and elevated, the best course of action is to find a local experienced stylist who will give the customer personalised tips and clothing selection. This will still cost less than Banana's course.
I have seen many millionaire in parties. The true Indian millionaire won't dress top to toe, is sometimes careless with looks, but has high taste for food/cars/liquor etc. and knowledge about their work.
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Whereas nouveau riche and wannabe are more flashy, brand oriented, wearing brands from top to toe, driving cars on EMIs.
Anna Bey's concept on luxury and elegance is all what a wannabe has in her head.
sweet_tea
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Anna Bey recommending makeup products when she be out here looking like this:
Slightly off-topic, but that Charlotte Tilbury foundation she's recommending is garbage - probably one of the many reasons her skin looks so bad.
vanilla_sky
Well-known member
Thread title suggestion: Anna Bey #38: The elegant faker going broke: no husband, no cash, only beat up Chanela and no fresh ideas
Prediction for video content (all meant as a joke, of course, but disclaiming just in case )
''Deer elghunt laydeez, when packing for travel you need to make sure:
1) only use designer luggage - non-branded luggage isn't klaasy
2) do not pack anything practical, like running shoes - so very uneleghunt. A pair of Hermessa sandals will be far more suitable because then everyone knows you do quiet luxury
3)pack all the evening dresses to be always overdressed in public - it is everyone else who is underdressed, not you who is over the top
4)don't pack bags suitable for travel, like unklaasy bum bags. Instead, polish up your Chanelas and Hermessas. Yes, they're also suitable for hiking and forests
! You will be the most eleghunt laydee on the Alpine hiking trail
5) buy my eleghunt granny course cause I need some $$ to pretend I am rich
6) extra travel tip - make everyone very jealous of your ahfluent travel, make sure to take plenty of pictures of the restaurant menus and random arm shots of your travel companions
Mangoes, anything else to add?
Prediction for video content (all meant as a joke, of course, but disclaiming just in case
)''Deer elghunt laydeez, when packing for travel you need to make sure:
1) only use designer luggage - non-branded luggage isn't klaasy
2) do not pack anything practical, like running shoes - so very uneleghunt. A pair of Hermessa sandals will be far more suitable because then everyone knows you do quiet luxury
3)pack all the evening dresses to be always overdressed in public - it is everyone else who is underdressed, not you who is over the top
4)don't pack bags suitable for travel, like unklaasy bum bags. Instead, polish up your Chanelas and Hermessas. Yes, they're also suitable for hiking and forests
! You will be the most eleghunt laydee on the Alpine hiking trail5) buy my eleghunt granny course cause I need some $$ to pretend I am rich
6) extra travel tip - make everyone very jealous of your ahfluent travel, make sure to take plenty of pictures of the restaurant menus and random arm shots of your travel companions
Mangoes, anything else to add?
The water goblin
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“Be discreet with brand names and logos.“
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Pardon my French
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No Anne Bey, you're not coming with anything new... Just the same old shit that you microwaved again
And now you just help other women to get just as deluded as you are
And now you just help other women to get just as deluded as you are
ShootForTheMoon
Well-known member
Is it just me, or is Aija's English getting worse?Some stories for you my lovely elegant mangos
nanndini
Member
I know, I know but the fat fingers in combination with the black shirt somehow give me eastern European guy vibes, i don't know why
Now this is how I imagine how clients
vanilla_sky
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It seems Aija is intensely reading Tattle, congrats dear eleghunt mangoes! It seems we have rattled her.
We are like a whole office full of Banana's assistants. Isn't that fancy? If we all work hard, Aija will soon be able to buy herself a private paper plane!
Is it just me, or is Aija running out of ideas for content? Now she is just whining about how everyone is hating on her cause she is so rich and eleghunt.
We are like a whole office full of Banana's assistants. Isn't that fancy? If we all work hard, Aija will soon be able to buy herself a private paper plane!
Is it just me, or is Aija running out of ideas for content? Now she is just whining about how everyone is hating on her cause she is so rich and eleghunt.
iamyou
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Is this a sofa-bed ?
Does she own a bed?
She has a sofa-bed in her office-home.
anyways, i dont care for her fake brand blankets. what matters is that 1 year old is still a puppy, he needs attention and good care
he doesnt get enough play time, clearly banana doesnt nurture him enough
where are his toys?
justice for teddy
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dunhill
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I popped into Hermès on the way home from the gym to buy a scarf for my mama (for Mother's Day). I was still in my work-out clothes, covered in sweat and drinking a protein shake, some of which I had split down my hoodie 
. The lovely sales staff were wonderful and laughed when I apologised for the state of me. I thought of Anna when I was in there - I have no doubt she would have been horrified by me and declared me neither elite or elegant
. The lovely sales staff were wonderful and laughed when I apologised for the state of me. I thought of Anna when I was in there - I have no doubt she would have been horrified by me and declared me neither elite or elegant ShootForTheMoon
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'The public will get access on Tuesday, if any items are left'. OMG, seriously, Aija?! Don't overestimate yourself. I think most items will be left. Who on earth would be so desperate and want to buy Aija's sweaty, misshapen shoes and her used swimsuit
ShootForTheMoon
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Nah, it's not Joe. Joe's hands were more feminine-looking (for lack of a better word) last time we saw him and his skin tone is darker than this guy's.. And something about this guy's body composition doesn't seem to fit Joe's. My bet is that she's on an escort trip; her client took her for a long weekend abroad and she's trying to convince us that it's her husband. Yeah, the guy is married clearly, but not to Banana. Nice try, Aija, but I am not buying your crap.
...although, who knows, upon seeing our comments, Aija may get even more determined to prove Tattle wrong (as usual) and will show us more of this guy over the weekend. Can we look forward to another picture of 'her husband' at the hotel lifts taken without his knowledge? I think so