BringThePopcornX
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The comment section below the post about her Harry-video is wild. Even Annas most hardcore fans are calling her out on the bs.
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sweet_tea
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Anna had heard and answered your humble plea. In return, she orders you to apologize for all the misinformation you are putting on Tattle, and to stop making fun of her - or else. So let it be written; so let it be done.All that got me thinking; if Aija so very dutifully delivers whatever Tattle asks for, I wonder what else she could deliver in her desperation....Aija, I would really appreciate a four bedroom house with a garden somewhere in the suburbs, oh and a car would come in handy too. No rush, sometime next week would do. Thanks in advance
sweet_tea
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My dhear eleghant laydieeee, Anna is the most ehleghant stylist ever to exist! This is an investment in your future (because she said so)! And besides, Anna is affluent (because she said so) and therefore is perfectly qualified to style you (because she said so)! Whatever price she charges for her course is automatically worth it, whether is $10 or $10,000 (because she said so)! Long live our queen
witchofwestbyfleet
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10 Items YOU NEED To Look Expensive On A Budget In Spring
You NEED them. All well-dressed women have them! Anna doesn't care if you're sick of the eight or so previous videos she's released on this subject. She's coming back for more! All throughout the video she talks about what eleghunt water goblins wear in spring, showing off various examples from H&M and Zara. There's only so much she's willing to spend before it all gets returned to the store.
1. "Colourful suits" - she shows off cerise tailored trousers and a matching blazer from Zara. The colour is far too bright for her. She gushes that the belt creates a waist. You're still not an hourglass, Anna
2. Denim shirt dresses - thinks it looks youthful and that together with a "conservative" dress makes an "interesting salt and sweet type of mix." WTF? Predictably, the dress she chose looks incredibly matronly on her
3. Silk or satin shirt dresses - again, very granny-hooker-chic, looks like a nightgown with a bit of rope tied around the waist.
4. "Voluminous A-Line Skirt" or in Anna's words "volumous." Anna's skirt finishes at the widest part of her calf (she's not shrieking about "cutting off the leg" now!), makes her look like she has swallowed a beach ball, and is paired with shoes that clearly don't fit because her toes are sticking out.
5. Polka dots - "it's such a CLAHSSIC and TIMELESS piece of print!" She models a sleeveless dress with a sweetheart neckline, this one is from Reformation and a little more expensive. Quote: "we need to have a little polka dress in our arsenal as classy women!" We get a little reference to her HUSBAND who totally loves her in a midi dress!!! Joe's probably more turned on by Arsenal FC.
6. Printed dresses - she goes for a weird geometric print which looks great on the beautiful model on the website, but not so great on Anna Bey. We get a nightmarish Photoshop of Anna on a beach with sunglasses superimposed onto her face.
7. "Pencil skirt dresses" - she means very fitted dresses. Once again she chose one that is an unflattering length and highlights her lack of a waist. Anna thinks EVERY woman should have a dress like this. I'd rather not, thanks
8. Silk dresses - I give up. What is her obsession with silk? She chooses a white version in cheap satin. Quote: "I don't care if it looks like a nightgown." Yeah, we can see that, love
9. Smart shirt - It's wrinkled, made of cheap satin, and in a bright blue that makes her look ghostly pale
Plug for The Eleghunt Stylist. At least put this at the start of the video, not at the end where you have already made it clear you don't have much sense of style at all?
10. High waisted trousers and silk blouse - Makes her look both older and very, very bottom-heavy
She says her next video is ten more tips on dressing for spring. Which means it'll be about something completely different! Place your bets, laydeeeeeez
You NEED them. All well-dressed women have them! Anna doesn't care if you're sick of the eight or so previous videos she's released on this subject. She's coming back for more! All throughout the video she talks about what eleghunt water goblins wear in spring, showing off various examples from H&M and Zara. There's only so much she's willing to spend before it all gets returned to the store.
1. "Colourful suits" - she shows off cerise tailored trousers and a matching blazer from Zara. The colour is far too bright for her. She gushes that the belt creates a waist. You're still not an hourglass, Anna
2. Denim shirt dresses - thinks it looks youthful and that together with a "conservative" dress makes an "interesting salt and sweet type of mix." WTF? Predictably, the dress she chose looks incredibly matronly on her
3. Silk or satin shirt dresses - again, very granny-hooker-chic, looks like a nightgown with a bit of rope tied around the waist.
4. "Voluminous A-Line Skirt" or in Anna's words "volumous." Anna's skirt finishes at the widest part of her calf (she's not shrieking about "cutting off the leg" now!), makes her look like she has swallowed a beach ball, and is paired with shoes that clearly don't fit because her toes are sticking out.
5. Polka dots - "it's such a CLAHSSIC and TIMELESS piece of print!" She models a sleeveless dress with a sweetheart neckline, this one is from Reformation and a little more expensive. Quote: "we need to have a little polka dress in our arsenal as classy women!" We get a little reference to her HUSBAND who totally loves her in a midi dress!!! Joe's probably more turned on by Arsenal FC.
6. Printed dresses - she goes for a weird geometric print which looks great on the beautiful model on the website, but not so great on Anna Bey. We get a nightmarish Photoshop of Anna on a beach with sunglasses superimposed onto her face.
7. "Pencil skirt dresses" - she means very fitted dresses. Once again she chose one that is an unflattering length and highlights her lack of a waist. Anna thinks EVERY woman should have a dress like this. I'd rather not, thanks
8. Silk dresses - I give up. What is her obsession with silk? She chooses a white version in cheap satin. Quote: "I don't care if it looks like a nightgown." Yeah, we can see that, love
9. Smart shirt - It's wrinkled, made of cheap satin, and in a bright blue that makes her look ghostly pale
Plug for The Eleghunt Stylist. At least put this at the start of the video, not at the end where you have already made it clear you don't have much sense of style at all?
10. High waisted trousers and silk blouse - Makes her look both older and very, very bottom-heavy
She says her next video is ten more tips on dressing for spring. Which means it'll be about something completely different! Place your bets, laydeeeeeez
sweet_tea
Well-known member
Then she had better start YouTubing and content creating.
sweet_tea
Well-known member
Rumor has it that Anna is rehearsing her arguments in a mock trial.Imagine Anna down with Tattle members copyright infringement... oh, if only!
Also, since Anna clearly brings Ted everywhere, I'm going to start photoshopping him in every meme I make from now on.
CantHoldUsDown
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At 37 years old and with all the treatments and skin care she claims she's doing she has horrible skin...- Foundation three shades darker
- Dry | malnourished skin
- Dog’s turned into a puppet, it’s officially a circus
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I'm pushing 45 and I can't relate to that dryness and malnourished vibe , how??
vanilla_sky
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We need to focus on what Anna is doing - she is trying to persuade her followers that she is a genuine millionairess and that she knows the secret to getting the luxury life many people. Anna claims that her tips are worth a lot of money and that they are more valuable than an education. As discussed earlier in this thread, the main target of Anna's overpriced courses are women from not so wealthy backgrounds, likely low income, who might not have a lot of education - or are unable to afford higher education - even in countries where tuition is free, you still have to cover the living expenses and if your parents cannot help, you need to work a lot but with the rising cost of living and salaries not matching it is hard.
I almost fell for Banana's course - an while I am a Baltic Eastern European (hereon BEE), with a lot of education and a prestigious, yet low paid job, I thought I could level up and become a better person. Thank all deities that I found Tattle and saw the truth. I saved my money and instead bought myself some stylish clothes
I kinda understand Anna's perception of luxury -- Anna is another BEE, though she is most likely from a Russian speaking family, originally from Estonia. Again, nothing wrong with that. But her background shapes her perception of what millionaire life means. I think that Anna always wanted the oligarch wife lifestyle - that is what the main goal for many BEE ladies is. The problem is that there are many ladies and only just so many oligarchs. These women who do make it and marry an oligarch DO splurge money at incredible pace, and they WOULD wear a 50k$ Birkin to walk a dog if they wanted to - they have unlimited funds and they don't need to preserve the bags. If you look at real estate listings in Moscow, the Rublevka neighbourhood (where the ultra rich live) the houses have incredibly massive walk in closets and even climate control rooms for the fur coats (fur coats are still a status symbol for many Russian speaking ladies no matter what the fashion world does. Every lady, no matter her income level hopes her husband will gift her a nice fur coat - for normal incomes it is likely going to be a rabbit fur, but if the husband tries really hard, maybe mink).
Anna's dream is that big house and luxury bags to throw around. That's why she stuffed the Chanela in the easyjet/ryanair seat pocket - she wanted to show she is so rich she doesn't care about damaging the bag. That is why the Hermessas are her daily bags. She tries to create a picture of the mega rich laydee.
But in reality, Anna has an average life - sure, she moved to Geneva but she's not living the truly ahfluent life there. Geneva is expensive so no wonder her apartment looks very basic.
BUT the biggest issue I have with Banana is that her tips lean towards escorting (now, if anyone wants to do that, it is up to that person, no judgement from my side. But this is a job someone best get into fully knowing what it entails) and Banana also has a lot of negativity that she spreads - she looks down on less klaasy and elefant people and hopes her followers will do the same. This might create trouble for her followers - they might unwittingly come across as escorts or just plain rude.
Following Banana's style tips won't get her followers very far - they will look like a frumpy granny with a Hermessa. I know very elegant older ladies who don't dress anything like Banana. Banana's eleghunt stylist course likely won't level up anyone's style, I bet in true Banana style it is all generic advice as the course is intended for everybody. If someone wants to dress more elegant and elevated, the best course of action is to find a local experienced stylist who will give the customer personalised tips and clothing selection. This will still cost less than Banana's course.
I almost fell for Banana's course - an while I am a Baltic Eastern European (hereon BEE), with a lot of education and a prestigious, yet low paid job, I thought I could level up and become a better person. Thank all deities that I found Tattle and saw the truth. I saved my money and instead bought myself some stylish clothes
I kinda understand Anna's perception of luxury -- Anna is another BEE, though she is most likely from a Russian speaking family, originally from Estonia. Again, nothing wrong with that. But her background shapes her perception of what millionaire life means. I think that Anna always wanted the oligarch wife lifestyle - that is what the main goal for many BEE ladies is. The problem is that there are many ladies and only just so many oligarchs. These women who do make it and marry an oligarch DO splurge money at incredible pace, and they WOULD wear a 50k$ Birkin to walk a dog if they wanted to - they have unlimited funds and they don't need to preserve the bags. If you look at real estate listings in Moscow, the Rublevka neighbourhood (where the ultra rich live) the houses have incredibly massive walk in closets and even climate control rooms for the fur coats (fur coats are still a status symbol for many Russian speaking ladies no matter what the fashion world does. Every lady, no matter her income level hopes her husband will gift her a nice fur coat - for normal incomes it is likely going to be a rabbit fur, but if the husband tries really hard, maybe mink).
Anna's dream is that big house and luxury bags to throw around. That's why she stuffed the Chanela in the easyjet/ryanair seat pocket - she wanted to show she is so rich she doesn't care about damaging the bag. That is why the Hermessas are her daily bags. She tries to create a picture of the mega rich laydee.
But in reality, Anna has an average life - sure, she moved to Geneva but she's not living the truly ahfluent life there. Geneva is expensive so no wonder her apartment looks very basic.
BUT the biggest issue I have with Banana is that her tips lean towards escorting (now, if anyone wants to do that, it is up to that person, no judgement from my side. But this is a job someone best get into fully knowing what it entails) and Banana also has a lot of negativity that she spreads - she looks down on less klaasy and elefant people and hopes her followers will do the same. This might create trouble for her followers - they might unwittingly come across as escorts or just plain rude.
Following Banana's style tips won't get her followers very far - they will look like a frumpy granny with a Hermessa. I know very elegant older ladies who don't dress anything like Banana. Banana's eleghunt stylist course likely won't level up anyone's style, I bet in true Banana style it is all generic advice as the course is intended for everybody. If someone wants to dress more elegant and elevated, the best course of action is to find a local experienced stylist who will give the customer personalised tips and clothing selection. This will still cost less than Banana's course.
dunhill
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Well, judging from that, she clearly does not shop in Chanel. The sales staff magically appear when needed, they do not trail anyone around their boutiques. Also, the majority of Chanel's goods aren't available online so while there is a seasonal selection online to look at, you have to go to their boutiques to see everything. Hermès is the same too.
As for not wearing athleisurewear, ha, I obviously missed this memo. As mentioned earlier in this thread, last time I was in Hermès I was in my gym gear and had spilt half my protein shake all over myself. The sales staff couldn't have been lovelier.
Anna obviously watches too much Pretty Woman. Additionally, Anna's lack of self-esteem is showing itself. I imagine everything in this post is based on her own experience and feelings of lack of self-worth.
witchofwestbyfleet
VIP Member
I genuinely don't think she understands that a dog needs exercise and has to be walked, they can't be carried in a bag all day or sit on the sofa watching Netflix with her
vanilla_sky
Well-known member
Even IF Anna is doing it all alone, there is still very little excuse why the pricing is all over the place. This is her money making thing and she is not consistent there. It'd be the same thing if one went to the market and the seller said the strawberries are 6$ a kg, then said no, they're 12$, then changed the price again to 1200$. The customer wouldn't be happy even if it was a solo business doing that.
Aija claims to have a full time assistant, but we haven't even seen an arm of this person.
Sure, English is a foreign language for Aija, but there's nothing stopping her from paying for a service like grammarly or paying for a quick proofreader on fiver. Especially for a business landing page.
But of course she is too busy ski-scorting that she doesn't think about these things. I was also wondering why she was working in the lobby of her Courchevel hotel? Wouldn't her luxurious room have space for that? Or did someone make her leave the room for a while....
Aija claims to have a full time assistant, but we haven't even seen an arm of this person.
Sure, English is a foreign language for Aija, but there's nothing stopping her from paying for a service like grammarly or paying for a quick proofreader on fiver. Especially for a business landing page.
But of course she is too busy ski-scorting that she doesn't think about these things. I was also wondering why she was working in the lobby of her Courchevel hotel? Wouldn't her luxurious room have space for that? Or did someone make her leave the room for a while....
ShootForTheMoon
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Aija, was this necessary? Are you proud of this? I thought that elegant ladies don't share overly private moments and I think that this is one of them. This is an extremely unflattering picture and your face during this procedure should have stayed between you and your beautician. I don't understand what elegant lady (or any sensible woman) would want to share such a private moment when she's on a beautician's bed, half undressed, with no make up on having a facial done.
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I was laughing my head off :-D The 'volumous' skirt made Aija look like the complete and utter milkmaid she is (nothing against milkmaids).
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witchofwestbyfleet
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How To Feel Confident In Luxury Stores (Even Without Money)
Do YOU avoid designer stores because you feel too intimidated? Don't worry, Anna understands you! But ask yourself, why do you feel like you don't belong? Is it because you think they're only for very rich people, or that sales assistants will look down on you? Do you feel pressured to buy but can't afford anything? Anna witters about "impostor syndrome". She gets in a plug for The Fabulous Future Formula, saying that it's for THE LAST TIME, she's going to move on to other subjects!!11 Quote: "This opportunity will not happen again!"
Anna thinks that visiting designer stores is important if you plan to "level up." She talks about Law of Attraction stuff and alignment and energy. She talks about dress code and says not to wear "athlyleisure." Then says that sales assistants profile and judge customers, but this shouldn't happen if you look eleghunt and classy. Also not to wear your Hermessas or Chanellas in a designer store - something she's probably found out the hard way.
How do you "resist the pressure" to buy? Just ... don't buy anything! And try not to take up the shop assistant's time. She says "dear eleghunt sales assistant" for the second time in this video. She suggests saving time by researching your purchases, if any, before you go online. She says to ignore it if the sales assistant follows you around; completely oblivious to how some of her audience will be racially profiled. If the assistant is rude, you can always make a sassy comeback like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. A character that is a true role model for Anna, because Vivian was an escort that's actually successful.
Next video is supposedly "how not to stand out and look like a tourist in European culture", something Anna knows all about, because she is European! As always this means she will post a completely different video next week. That's it, that's the whole thing, possibly Anna's shortest and laziest video ever
Do YOU avoid designer stores because you feel too intimidated? Don't worry, Anna understands you! But ask yourself, why do you feel like you don't belong? Is it because you think they're only for very rich people, or that sales assistants will look down on you? Do you feel pressured to buy but can't afford anything? Anna witters about "impostor syndrome". She gets in a plug for The Fabulous Future Formula, saying that it's for THE LAST TIME, she's going to move on to other subjects!!11 Quote: "This opportunity will not happen again!"
Anna thinks that visiting designer stores is important if you plan to "level up." She talks about Law of Attraction stuff and alignment and energy. She talks about dress code and says not to wear "athlyleisure." Then says that sales assistants profile and judge customers, but this shouldn't happen if you look eleghunt and classy. Also not to wear your Hermessas or Chanellas in a designer store - something she's probably found out the hard way.
How do you "resist the pressure" to buy? Just ... don't buy anything! And try not to take up the shop assistant's time. She says "dear eleghunt sales assistant" for the second time in this video. She suggests saving time by researching your purchases, if any, before you go online. She says to ignore it if the sales assistant follows you around; completely oblivious to how some of her audience will be racially profiled. If the assistant is rude, you can always make a sassy comeback like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. A character that is a true role model for Anna, because Vivian was an escort that's actually successful.
Next video is supposedly "how not to stand out and look like a tourist in European culture", something Anna knows all about, because she is European! As always this means she will post a completely different video next week. That's it, that's the whole thing, possibly Anna's shortest and laziest video ever
tacokitten
Chatty Member
Do you think she's still dreaming of Bassam? Poor guy had to relocate to another continent to get away from her 
ShootForTheMoon
Well-known member
So laydeez, just a week ago I commented how Aija doesn't even have a dog bed for Ted...and what do you know? A week later and Aija is proudly showing a dog BAG that converts into a dog BED 
Well done, Aija, for going over and above to follow Tattle's instructions.
And another case: also a week ago I commented how Aija doesnt' mention her husband in her day to day activities. Yes, you guessed it! Aija delivered once again and this time she and her husband went glasses shopping (Errr, supposedly. There was the shop shown but no sight of her husband again so we'll have to take her word for it and believe that she was really with him and that she wasn't just sitting in a shop alone...you know, just like she did many times before in hotel lobbies etc. But the weekend is not over, if we get lucky then maybe tomorrow we'll get to see his wrist or his elbow).
All that got me thinking; if Aija so very dutifully delivers whatever Tattle asks for, I wonder what else she could deliver in her desperation.... Aija, I would really appreciate a four bedroom house with a garden somewhere in the suburbs, oh and a car would come in handy too. No rush, sometime next week would do. Thanks in advance
Well done, Aija, for going over and above to follow Tattle's instructions.And another case: also a week ago I commented how Aija doesnt' mention her husband in her day to day activities. Yes, you guessed it! Aija delivered once again and this time she and her husband went glasses shopping (Errr, supposedly. There was the shop shown but no sight of her husband again so we'll have to take her word for it and believe that she was really with him and that she wasn't just sitting in a shop alone
...you know, just like she did many times before in hotel lobbies etc. But the weekend is not over, if we get lucky then maybe tomorrow we'll get to see his wrist or his elbow).All that got me thinking; if Aija so very dutifully delivers whatever Tattle asks for, I wonder what else she could deliver in her desperation....
Aija, I would really appreciate a four bedroom house with a garden somewhere in the suburbs, oh and a car would come in handy too. No rush, sometime next week would do. Thanks in advanceHi ladies, I enjoy the humour here from time to time, but have not kept up in a very long time! I noticed something on the Elegant Stylist checkout page. Are my eyes playing tricks on me, or is this a $600 or $1k a month subscription??
What do you get for $1k a month with Anna, personal 1:1 coaching?
What do you get for $1k a month with Anna, personal 1:1 coaching?
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annabeyhoax
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To become a Royal Expert, Anna would have to be able to speak, clearly and eloquently, to an audience above her High School level of education. We can all heave a sigh of relief knowing that we will never see the likes of her anywhere near the Royals.
