Love how one of the so-called ‘wholesome’ parts of that photo dump was when she took Aster to the cinema, fed her popcorn (huge choking hazard) and watched her kid fall down the stairs ‘from top to bottom’.
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what is she doing with her bottom lip and why does it look like a dog’s a**ehole??I respect that she stopped getting fillers but the BIZARRE pout pose she’s arranged her lips into (plus the mad overlining) is soooo funnyyyyy
It just looks so unnatural and forced. When its meant to be a cute moment with her daughter.
I've never seen such an unflattering outfit, god knows what it looked like without 5 layers of filter/Photoshop. Completely inappropriate for a two year old's party too, she must be the laughing stock of playgroup
The best is the pic of her alone with the birthday cake. Isn’t it supposed to be her daughter’s birthday?
Not only has she finally followed our chantelle, but she got a pic with her! It's a miracle
No sign of Charlie at the party? I wonder how much animosity is there
No sign of Charlie at the party? I wonder how much animosity is there
I have no idea why you’d wear that to a toddler’s birthday 
I have a feeling he’s not even seeing aster…. I don’t know why but the way she speaks sometimes makes me think he doesn’t
The charbonnel champagne truffles… as favours for the adults… in a cost of living crisis no less!
Soo nouveau riche. Cringe!
Does anyone know what happened to the dachshund?
Isn't it her mum's?
Do they still have Pinot?
I think Pinot got shipped off to her dads for a bit in the imminent break up (I’m sure she did a story about it!!!) not sure about now.
I'm sorry but does she own that Skims dress in every colour and nothing else? It's actually insane. That birthday party was soooo Kardashian inspired as well; the theme elements, the OTT outfit, everything for show. Like wear jeans and runners so you can muck about with the toddlers!
As for Chaaaaz, no sign of him and unless he's deleted his account she appears not to be following him on IG anymore (and she did for a while).
As for Chaaaaz, no sign of him and unless he's deleted his account she appears not to be following him on IG anymore (and she did for a while).
How could I forget about Pinot! The real victim in this story.
although how many nights has charlie had her over the last 3/4 months? nobody would say this if it was the other way around! (and no i’m not amelia lol)Really feel sorry for aster - I think Amelia might have been out 3 nights out of the last 4not the first time either - poor kid
Yeah I can't get mad at her for that. If Aster is with Charlie, then Amelia can go out every night if she wants.
She doesn't talk about her childcare arrangements and she doesn't need to. I don't think her parenting is something anyone can criticise, that kid is clearly loved and well looked after.
She doesn't talk about her childcare arrangements and she doesn't need to. I don't think her parenting is something anyone can criticise, that kid is clearly loved and well looked after.