She really has so many nice clothes and such a good body, yet manages to get her proportions all wrong. She goes on about tight top/lose pants, and then pairs a over sized blazer and flowy pants.These shorts truly don’t suit her
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I'm having a really hard time imagining what kind of body these WOULD suit... yikes.These shorts truly don’t suit her
the look like something a tomboy would have worn in the 90’s. Half of her ward drobe is so drab imo and nothing goes together. She even hired a stylist and still most of her outfits are weird. I just don’t like her clothing style at allll lol. Like what are those shoes she’s wearing with them?These shorts truly don’t suit her
This regimen they are on is not doing anything good, neither for current looks nor for longevity. Truly terrible, and it shows this is not a long-term system, it is simply not working for her.
She honestly looks like someone stuck in a debate with herself, because social media keeps pushing this ultra-skinny yet athletic ideal for women, but achieving that would clearly take a lot out of her. Alana declares she just wants to be strong, shredded.
Though in reality, at least to me, judging by the way she approaches food and exercise, it seems like there is some hidden wish to look differently. The issue is that it likely is not realistically achievable in a healthy way for her, because her body composition is simply different.
She honestly looks like someone stuck in a debate with herself, because social media keeps pushing this ultra-skinny yet athletic ideal for women, but achieving that would clearly take a lot out of her. Alana declares she just wants to be strong, shredded.
Though in reality, at least to me, judging by the way she approaches food and exercise, it seems like there is some hidden wish to look differently. The issue is that it likely is not realistically achievable in a healthy way for her, because her body composition is simply different.
Her latest video is so annoying. She talks about the internet being too much. And how every time she goes on instagram there’s someone telling her she has to improve something.
How does she not realize she’s one of those very people!? Like the whole fitness program they just did? Her swearing off (and literally throwing away) devices like red light masks, and now she’s literally shilling one because she’s getting paid.
Is she really that stupid? Does she not see she isn’t any better than other content creators out there? She seems to think she’s more honest and genuine. She needs to get off her high horse because she’s just like them. The call is coming from inside the house lol.
I also wanted to add that I would never take her word on a product that supposedly improves skin, because she has a ton of stuff done to her face. Lasers, Botox, filler, masks, etc. There is no way to know what’s what.
How does she not realize she’s one of those very people!? Like the whole fitness program they just did? Her swearing off (and literally throwing away) devices like red light masks, and now she’s literally shilling one because she’s getting paid.
Is she really that stupid? Does she not see she isn’t any better than other content creators out there? She seems to think she’s more honest and genuine. She needs to get off her high horse because she’s just like them. The call is coming from inside the house lol.
I also wanted to add that I would never take her word on a product that supposedly improves skin, because she has a ton of stuff done to her face. Lasers, Botox, filler, masks, etc. There is no way to know what’s what.
I often wonder how much of it is Dan putting pressure on her. She really seemed to lose her spark ever since she got together with him.
I usually stops watching her for 2 months, then watch again and so on. But you are right, she is stuck at the same place. Always being all about the program, then on the 'resting' months (which are like 10 months) she is like eating really bad. Then she makes a video saying she was eating bad and wants to start over again to eat healthy. Then same cycle. Over and over again.
I was watching this video, she said the program finished 3 weeks ago and after that she have been eating lot of pizza, candies, junk food, basically all she restrict in the program. Honestly, she does the very minimum.
I stopped watching her cause honestly, I thought she was going to be inspiring... but she does nothing but complain. Eating unhealthy. And just filming herself when she eats chicken and oatmeal. No wonder no results.
Oh and all the explainations on why some mornings she didn't woke up earlier. Aka, she needed to sleep more cause her Aura ring told her she needed more sleep.
So many excuses. She just doesn't practice what she preaches (sell).
I feel like she disappeared around the time of the freedom convoy stuff, but I could be wrong
So... if she receives negative feedback, it couldn't possibly be because she needs to improve on something. Oh no, it must be because there's a problem with the person (or multiple people) giving the feedback. 
Influencers will always do mental gymnastics to avoid taking accountability. This is also what happens when someone goes through adulthood without having a job or a boss, and they equate luck/privilege with competence. She basically just lives in an echo chamber of her own thoughts and has become emotionally stunted as a result.
Influencers will always do mental gymnastics to avoid taking accountability. This is also what happens when someone goes through adulthood without having a job or a boss, and they equate luck/privilege with competence. She basically just lives in an echo chamber of her own thoughts and has become emotionally stunted as a result.
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Omfg she just insinuated she's part of the umbrella term of "women in leadership." 
Leadership of WHAT, Allana? Leading women into getting bad fake tans? Leading women into developing eating disorders? Leading women to not washing their hair on a regular basis?
This fake feminism/misogyny stuff drives me nuts because it drowns out the actual misogyny in the world. Allana...you just got some negative feedback and now your ego is bruised. End of story. Huge difference between that and discrimination.
Leadership of WHAT, Allana? Leading women into getting bad fake tans? Leading women into developing eating disorders? Leading women to not washing their hair on a regular basis?This fake feminism/misogyny stuff drives me nuts because it drowns out the actual misogyny in the world. Allana...you just got some negative feedback and now your ego is bruised. End of story. Huge difference between that and discrimination.
It's one thing to feel defensive and have negative thoughts about people offering you unsolicited feedback, but making multiple public long video rants is another. She needs to work through this with a therapist instead of using it for "content." It makes her look bad.
Agree. Another example: I can't believe she went to a "work" dinner in this top.
The cut and fit are all wrong.
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It’s so grating to see someone SO incredibly privileged witch and moan. I’ve been watching her for so long and I admittedly enjoy a lot of her content. Especially makeup focused stuff because we have the same coloring and skin type.
But she doesn’t go long without posting something that annoys me. Like today’s video. I wish she had deal with the issues of the average person just trying to get by. Even just for a month. I won’t even mention the people living through atrocities we can’t even imagine. I wish she could look at these things and realize her issues are so small. Maybe she’d gain some insight? But i doubt it because emotionally and mentally she seems to be about as deep as a puddle.
And I’m not here to invalidate anyone’s feelings. I know we all get down over things and just because others have it worse than us doesn’t invalidate our negative feelings. But like the poster above said, go to therapy about it. Damn. Don’t make videos waxing poetic about tit that is so insignificant in the larger scheme of things. Especially when you live a very cushy life. It’s insulting and shows how out of touch she is.
It wonder, is Dan like her in this way? Or does he just put up with it? No way to get a read on him since he refuses to be filmed lol.
But she doesn’t go long without posting something that annoys me. Like today’s video. I wish she had deal with the issues of the average person just trying to get by. Even just for a month. I won’t even mention the people living through atrocities we can’t even imagine. I wish she could look at these things and realize her issues are so small. Maybe she’d gain some insight? But i doubt it because emotionally and mentally she seems to be about as deep as a puddle.
And I’m not here to invalidate anyone’s feelings. I know we all get down over things and just because others have it worse than us doesn’t invalidate our negative feelings. But like the poster above said, go to therapy about it. Damn. Don’t make videos waxing poetic about tit that is so insignificant in the larger scheme of things. Especially when you live a very cushy life. It’s insulting and shows how out of touch she is.
It wonder, is Dan like her in this way? Or does he just put up with it? No way to get a read on him since he refuses to be filmed lol.
Hard agree. She's insufferable.
I'm totally speculating here (since he refuses to be filmed lol), so take this with a grain of salt. But in my opinion, just going off of their lifestyle choices? I honestly think their relationship is based on convenience/timing rather than compatibility.
For example, she thinks it's such a compliment that he wanted to move to Toronto and live with her a mere few months after dating. The reality is he probably wanted to split rent with someone, and she was the convenient option.
He's a "bro" and she's a "pick-me," so it aligned. I also think that's one of the reasons why she clings so hard to fitness: it seems like the only thing they have in common, and so much of their lives revolve around it (meal prepping, tennis, waking up super early, etc.). They're so enmeshed in that routine that if one person doesn't want to do it anymore, it all falls apart.I also think that, while he doesn't like to be filmed, Allana also uses this to her benefit. I think she likes only showing the highlight reel.
But again...this is just my opinion/I'm speculating.
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LMAOOO The lack of self-awareness is astounding. These are self-created problems with obvious solutions. These problems are also ironically created from boredom and having too much time on her hands.
The lack of self-awareness is astounding. These are self-created problems with obvious solutions. These problems are also ironically created from boredom and having too much time on her hands. No I totally agree with everything you’re saying. I’ve never gotten vibes that they’re crazy about each other. And you’re so right about Alana being a pick me. I’m sure they love each other but it does seem to be more of a relationship of convenience. Dan has a cushy set up.Hard agree. She's insufferable.
I'm totally speculating here (since he refuses to be filmed lol), so take this with a grain of salt. But in my opinion, just going off of their lifestyle choices? I honestly think their relationship is based on convenience/timing rather than compatibility.
For example, she thinks it's such a compliment that he wanted to move to Toronto and live with her a mere few months after dating. The reality is he probably wanted to split rent with someone, and she was the convenient option.
I also think that, while he doesn't like to be filmed, Allana also uses this to her benefit. I think she likes only showing the highlight reel.
But again...this is just my opinion/I'm speculating.
I could be wrong, but I swear when they first started dating she said that growing up she got on his nerves a little lol. Or something to that effect.
The amount of time she spends stressing over tennis is so odd. Like either play or don’t. It’s not that big of a deal.LMAOOO
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I have a different take on this. The program is so restrictive that I bet her “cheating” is still a really healthy diet, she just has ridiculous standards for what she thinks she’s “allowed” to eat. She always looks fit and lean, so her weight can’t be yo-yo-ing that severely. I think she just has a messed up relationship with her body and the program in general.
Ngl she looks super depressed and unhappy. I foresee a major life change on the horizon. She’s either going to do something impulsive like stop filming entirely, or maybe move, or maybe get a divorce? Or on the flip side, maybe she’ll decide to have a kid in order to distract herself from dealing with her problems?
Idk what it’ll be but… I feel like she’s going to snap in some way and have some big announcement.
Idk what it’ll be but… I feel like she’s going to snap in some way and have some big announcement.
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