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She is so desperate to be part of that London set, I think she is planning ahead and getting her face and name known, then when they're older her boys will be pulled into it and hopefully marry into a 'good family' Can just see her, 15 years from now, fawning away at BerT-ee and some minor Royal getting married 🤣
I don’t follow closely but are the boys in boarding or at least a decent day school?. If they have a normal education they won’t infiltrate the upper circles of society imo
 
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It must be killing LA to have to get on that plane to NI . She didn’t get to see Kate and she must have spent thousands. Anyone know how much it is to get into Royal Enclosure? Her dresses were so predictable, they were bought because Kate has worn them or the brand. LA could wear anything and look good, but she chooses clothes that age her to try and fit in to a certain social group.
 
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I’ve not been in this thread for a while but her recent carpetbombing of my timeline has enranged me!

- As others have said she’s ruined her face with whatever she’s done to it. Her lip looks like she had a deformity that’s been corrected rather than the perfectly normal smile she had before. Her nose too. It totally overpowers her face. If I could be bothered I’d scroll back to see the difference but I can’t, I just remember her being pretty.
- Is she posting Getty Images watermarked photos to try to impress us/try to demonstrate she’s a celeb now?!!
- WTF was the thing with Eamon Holmes for Christ sake? He’s utterly in the toilet with me nowadays anyway being on that god awful GBeebies channel so seriously is that a good look?
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Imagine being one of the Royals and Laura Ann standing there every time you turn round. No wonder Harry quit!
I find her obsession with the royals bizarre to the point of mental. The position she always seems to get behind the barriers suggests to me she must be ruthless in her bid to reach the front, elbows out and barging through. You can see her all lippy and nose job no smile though just utter evil to get front row to gurn in a bizarre ‘selfie’ with her beloved royals.
 
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I’ve not been in this thread for a while but her recent carpetbombing of my timeline has enranged me!

- As others have said she’s ruined her face with whatever she’s done to it. Her lip looks like she had a deformity that’s been corrected rather than the perfectly normal smile she had before. Her nose too. It totally overpowers her face. If I could be bothered I’d scroll back to see the difference but I can’t, I just remember her being pretty.
- Is she posting Getty Images watermarked photos to try to impress us/try to demonstrate she’s a celeb now?!!
- WTF was the thing with Eamon Holmes for Christ sake? He’s utterly in the toilet with me nowadays anyway being on that god awful GBeebies channel so seriously is that a good look?
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I find her obsession with the royals bizarre to the point of mental. The position she always seems to get behind the barriers suggests to me she must be ruthless in her bid to reach the front, elbows out and barging through. You can see her all lippy and nose job no smile though just utter evil to get front row to gurn in a bizarre ‘selfie’ with her beloved royals.
Yeah, I came here to say she REALLY wants us to know Getty took her picture. 🤮
 
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I don’t follow closely but are the boys in boarding or at least a decent day school?. If they have a normal education they won’t infiltrate the upper circles of society imo
They're in a prep for a grammar school in Belfast. There aren't really private schools here (Rockport is the only one I can think of) but a few of the grammars have preps. Mild by GB prices, fees are about £5,000 - 5,600.

They'll fit in well in that school though if they're anything like their mother, it's known as the cream of Northern Ireland.... rich and thick 🤣
 
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It must be killing LA to have to get on that plane to NI . She didn’t get to see Kate and she must have spent thousands. Anyone know how much it is to get into Royal Enclosure? Her dresses were so predictable, they were bought because Kate has worn them or the brand. LA could wear anything and look good, but she chooses clothes that age her to try and fit in to a certain social group.
As far as I am aware and someone can correct me if I’m wrong, you have to be a member to purchase tickets to the Royal Enclosure and you can be an invited guest of a member. I am making an assumption that Natalie and her husband are members and All That’s Smug is their guest. I can assure you that most people in that enclosure would have been behaving with decorum and wouldn’t have been doing grinning lip flip selfies with the King and Queen in the background. She’s an embarrassment.
 
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As far as I am aware and someone can correct me if I’m wrong, you have to be a member to purchase tickets to the Royal Enclosure and you can be an invited guest of a member. I am making an assumption that Natalie and her husband are members and All That’s Smug is their guest. I can assure you that most people in that enclosure would have been behaving with decorum and wouldn’t have been doing grinning lip flip selfies with the King and Queen in the background. She’s an embarrassment.
So to become a member you need your application sponsored by 2 existing members who have attended for min 4 years. You can use country club uk to get tickets (concierge type company)...... which seems the easiest route for most.

I saw some tickets for sale for day 1 of the Chelsea flower show - from a company who advise you to not mention where you bought the tickets! there's always a way.
 
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Now she’s “so stressed” about getting Taylor Swift tickets. She’s so relatable for so many people. Not.
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So to become a member you need your application sponsored by 2 existing members who have attended for min 4 years. You can use country club uk to get tickets (concierge type company)...... which seems the easiest route for most.

I saw some tickets for sale for day 1 of the Chelsea flower show - from a company who advise you to not mention where you bought the tickets! there's always a way.
I’m sure looking at the Rushdie’s circle of friends, they could easily be members.
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And now she’s missed a Royal winner at Ascot!🤦‍♀️😂
 
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Now she’s “so stressed” about getting Taylor Swift tickets. She’s so relatable for so many people. Not.
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I’m sure looking at the Rushdie’s circle of friends, they could easily be members.
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And now she’s missed a Royal winner at Ascot!🤦‍♀️😂
shes too old for TS fan girling surely
 
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She is so stupid! She doesnt know what a presale code is. 🙄

I'm surprised she is trying for tickets to Dublin rather than London.
She’s just putting it out there that she wants tickets. Just in case any brands are watching that might want to invite her along.
 
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I’ve not been in this thread for a while but her recent carpetbombing of my timeline has enranged me!

- As others have said she’s ruined her face with whatever she’s done to it. Her lip looks like she had a deformity that’s been corrected rather than the perfectly normal smile she had before. Her nose too. It totally overpowers her face. If I could be bothered I’d scroll back to see the difference but I can’t, I just remember her being pretty.
- Is she posting Getty Images watermarked photos to try to impress us/try to demonstrate she’s a celeb now?!!
- WTF was the thing with Eamon Holmes for Christ sake? He’s utterly in the toilet with me nowadays anyway being on that god awful GBeebies channel so seriously is that a good look?
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I find her obsession with the royals bizarre to the point of mental. The position she always seems to get behind the barriers suggests to me she must be ruthless in her bid to reach the front, elbows out and barging through. You can see her all lippy and nose job no smile though just utter evil to get front row to gurn in a bizarre ‘selfie’ with her beloved royals.
She knows Eamonn (who is definitely not in the gutter) from her time as an Estate agent, one of his children worked alongside her.
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She’s just putting it out there that she wants tickets. Just in case any brands are watching that might want to invite her along.
Tell me you want to go to Taylor Swift without telling me you want to go!!! It’s all a little desperate! Can I also ask what it is about Taylor that has all these women desperate to see her? Talented for sure but hardly worth selling your soul!
 
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She said she's going between reading about taylor swift and the lost Submarine, whilst having a manic expression. . One a pop star, the other tragic story of likely lost lives including that of a teenage boy.
So so heartless.
She should actually learn from her idol kate middleton on how to conduct herself.
 
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She said she's going between reading about taylor swift and the lost Submarine, whilst having a manic expression. . One a pop star, the other tragic story of likely lost lives including that of a teenage boy.
So so heartless.
She should actually learn from her idol kate middleton on how to conduct herself.
I’ll never forget the day the Queen died. Laura Ad was wetting herself while using flight tracker to track the Royal Family all with a manic expression. So utterly tasteless.
 
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I’ll never forget the day the Queen died. Laura Ad was wetting herself while using flight tracker to track the Royal Family all with a manic expression. So utterly tasteless.
And similar lack of respect for the dead when discussing Spencers documentary . Its very notable really.
 
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Several pics of her in the Daily Mail 🙄
I bet she was absolutely wetting herself, getting a couple of pics in the Daily Fail. Stupid, vacuous woman. I had stopped following this thread because she annoys me so much but had to pop back just to see what was being said about her Ascot tackiness!
 
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newbie to this thread - saw posts yesterday on insta at royal ascot. I see Anna blossoming birds follows her and looks like stalks her as her house decor looks exactly the same as this ones!

can someone explain to me how she has so much money? I have an unsettled baby here so can't go through 5 threads lol but just the general gist would be good!
 
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Well her husband doesn't pay his bills and leaves others to pick up the tab. Laura Ad isn't called Laura Ad for nothing. She sells her whole life to the highest bidder and would go to the opening of an envelope. She buys dirt cheap flowers from China and repackages them as luxury bouquets for idiots with more money than wit.
Fair play to her. She makes a fortune and she's thick as mince
 
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