All That’s Pretty #5

[esoes]

Imagine being in the Royal Enclosure and having these two gauche try-hards lip-synching for their reels all over the place! I cannot comprehend Natalie: She has premier access to things via her FIL and husband’s work, but she acts like someone who is desperate to climb up to lower than where she is just by waking up in the morning.

Omg just saw the lip syncing - so cringe! Also I can't believe Natalie's dress is bespoke, it looks like any standard off the peg mother of the bride outfit from Markies or Debenhams.

 

[Mr Paul Barry John Allen]

Jesus wept, what a sado

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Another thing I forgot to mention after Saturday’s sighting. Bertie was there for a friend’s birthday party (presumably George and Barney got invited along too). All the parents were chatting away to each other, interacting with the children, and joining in with things. But LA and Chris didn’t speak to anyone and didn’t even stand with any of the other parents. Not even with each other. It was all very strange. Even if you don’t know or don’t like the parents of the other children, surely you would make an effort to speak to them or exchange pleasantries? And as I mentioned before in previous post above, Chris and LA didn’t even speak to each other. She spent the day alone sulking about with her face on the floor. The behaviour of a woman who is very unhappy, despite the smiley bubbly facade she portrays online.

 

[tcaketess]

Just seen this mornings getting ready for ascot - what a vacuous individual she is - flogged every part of her getting ready - this only thing that isn’t an affiliated ad is the M&S peanut butter
Also reached a new height of insta-wanker with the Jimmy Choo & Manola Blahnik shoes on the floor on the tanning ad.

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

I think LA and Chris are just together out of convenience now, and financial ties. Said before when I saw them last weekend they are not a happily married couple. You would think she was a single woman from looking at her Instagram. Very unhappy and not content behind closed doors i would say….

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Sorry new here don’t want to read all the threads but maybe someone can answer does she have any inside connections to RF as she always seems to be in the right place at the right time and with good views etc? And got her
Tickets to the concert last night too?! Or is it just a crazy obsession?
Any details and stories appreciated

No she’s just unhinged

 

[Cutthebull]

Princess of Wales not on the carriage list for today. Stalker fail.

 

[haribeau27]

Can’t wait for the boys to bring a Meghan not a Kate home

 

[theoppositeofinfluenced]

Coronation Afternoon Tea at the Dorchester : £125
Coronation Afternoon Tea at Claridges : £100
Carriage ride round Windsor : £75-150

For everything else there’s aff links.

 

[esoes]

Janet’s back

Sarah up next! Thanks a mil x

 

[Heidi88]

So she missed Kate, Charles and Camilla by one day at the Chelsea Flower Show and now she is missing Charles and Camilla in NI

 

[Lovecrisps]

Jesus Christ she’s been away 12 fucking times in 6 months!! I’ve not been away for over 10 fucking years!! Said it before, I’m in the wrong job

No you're not, you can look at yourself in the mirror and know you're a person of integrity, not selling your kids' privacy online and making yourself look like a twat chasing royals.

 

[Cutthebull]

It must be killing LA to have to get on that plane to NI . She didn’t get to see Kate and she must have spent thousands. Anyone know how much it is to get into Royal Enclosure? Her dresses were so predictable, they were bought because Kate has worn them or the brand. LA could wear anything and look good, but she chooses clothes that age her to try and fit in to a certain social group.

As far as I am aware and someone can correct me if I’m wrong, you have to be a member to purchase tickets to the Royal Enclosure and you can be an invited guest of a member. I am making an assumption that Natalie and her husband are members and All That’s Smug is their guest. I can assure you that most people in that enclosure would have been behaving with decorum and wouldn’t have been doing grinning lip flip selfies with the King and Queen in the background. She’s an embarrassment.

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

So is your spelling

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

You would say genital warts were amazing if you got given them for free you disingenuous cunt

 

[Cutthebull]

All That’s Smug - Day One. What on earth is that garbage video “when your hat doesn’t fit in the car”?! They both fit in the car perfectly well. Just as last year, Laura Ad’s hat is underwhelming. Sorry but Natalie’s outfit is frumpy and does nothing for her. It’s like something a much older woman would wear. Fail. For what she must have spent on that, she was robbed. You would think it’s in a designer’s interest to steer a client towards the outfit that is most flattering to them and that’s not it. I’m sure there were others that would have looked way better.

 

[travelbug20]

Couple of questions -

A) Could they not have found time to meet up and do something together rather than Laura having to tag along to a dress fitting? I thought they were besties?
B) WHY is Natalie acting like it's her wedding dress? 5 plus fittings, keeping it a secret? Is she that important? I didn't even know who she was until a few months ago

 

[here4thenose4321]

There’s Craigavon ski slopes too isn’t there the kids have definitely had loads of lessons. No way they are that good on their first ski holiday with no prior experience. How do they find the time?!

They don’t bother with school…

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Heard from a reliable source today that a Nanny is brought on ALL trips with the kids.

But is it a NORLAND nanny?!

 

[Cutthebull]

I wonder what wanky little Tik Tok routine the two blonde idiots will come with this year and think they are hilarious? Imagine actually seeing those two at Ascot last year recording that Paddington sketch. What an absolute pair of saddos.