All That’s Pretty #5

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Hi Laura-Ann. Can you kindly do us all a favour and fuck off? Thanks a mill xx

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Get a life you sad bastard

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Not a fan but I do think she is quite obviously dyslexic, so the spelling errors aren't really her fault

I am dyslexic. She is thick.

 

[Duchesspink]

I’m sorry I have to disagree
Do you have locks on your tent when you go camping? glamping is glam camping what did she want a security pass


Never felt insecure or under potential attack for one second of my stay - but then I’m not an emptied head like Laura Ad

I was dubious before I went about how see through they are and how close you might be to another pod as I have major anxiety and also am used to living in the city now for longer than I lived in the country

But they are all configured in such a way among little hills and how they are angled you can’t see next door and they can’t see you

The bathroom section of the pod is completely covered and doesn’t have see through walls

But then we went as a couple

Maybe if she wanted to be less worried she shouldn’t have talked so much about going alone or expose her whole life on Instagram

I agree. She was there to do a job and she did a shit one
Ignored the dress code or didn't read her info that came with the invitation, openly slated the place she stayed by complaining that she couldn't sleep all night and anyone could climb a fence and come to your unlockable pod.
Shes thick as mince.
A tent doesn't have a lock, most glamping pods don't have locks.
She didn't sell that place to her followers at all.

 

[ArdeeGal]

In the space of two days she’s dubbed herself a Royal reporter and Head of social media for the King. She certainly has a high opinion of herself, for someone married to her brother

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Do I bite my tongue about her latest stories? Or do I say what we’re all thinking?

Fair to say she reads here. I said last week how she never does any charity work or gives to others less fortunate. Low and behold here she is posting stories with this young man who has raised over £50,000 for charity. I feel like this is her clutching at straws. “Look at me! With someone who does charity work!” Because if that was in any way genuine, she wouldn’t need to get pictures of him, or post to her stories. All for clout as usual. And that £50k he’s raised for charity over the past 8 years? I can guarantee you are given more than the equivalent of that in gifts and holidays in a year you greedy selfish Cunt

 

[Justcyrious]

She missed every walkabout this weekend which probably proves she doesn’t get inside information.

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Could she make it any more obvious how raging she is that she has to attend Natalie’s 5th dress fitting instead of going to stalk Kate & William in Soho I’m sure Natalie will be delighted when she watches those stories back LA

 

[lavendervase]

Imagine being one of the Royals and Laura Ann standing there every time you turn round. No wonder Harry quit!

 

[Mr Paul Barry John Allen]

She's a dick who's went on near 10 holidays this year.

That enough of a recap?

 

[allaboutthegossip]

Did anyone see Natalie’s stories when she was talking about buying clothes for her daughter? She had got a few bits from Next and was saying how she could get them dirty/ruined in Nursery and it was fine. When my kids get clothes from Next they are their good clothes It was as if only peasants buy their kids clothes from there. Her privilege is off the scale.

 

[Glassofmalibu]

She spends more time out and about in London than I do and I live here.

 

[lessthaninfluenced]

In the space of two days she’s dubbed herself a Royal reporter and Head of social media for the King. She certainly has a high opinion of herself, for someone married to her brother

Or someone who until this week didn’t realise there was two verses of the national anthem….

 

[Here-For-The-Dresses]

Imagine being in the Royal Enclosure and having these two gauche try-hards lip-synching for their reels all over the place! I cannot comprehend Natalie: She has premier access to things via her FIL and husband’s work, but she acts like someone who is desperate to climb up to lower than where she is just by waking up in the morning.

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Tell us you read Tattle without telling us you read Tattle

 

[tcaketess]

Ascot have just released the royal carriage line up and Kate & William not attending today another stalker fail from LauraAnn

 

[MrsH71]

Is it just me or so Camilla look disgusted to see her?! lol
probably thinking “why does this strange woman keep popping up and smiling like a crazed loon”

 

[Cutthebull]

Why is she even trying to pretend to hide the dress you can see it all in the reflections!

Let’s hope it’s better than Natalie’s garb last year which did nothing for her. Although looking at the reflection, I’m not hopeful. Is it just me, or is that a little bit patronising to take your friend to watch your dress fitting at Catherine Walker? Especially when that friend just paws all over the dresses that the late and current Princess of Wales has worn and gets her photo taken. Just seems a bit cringe to me.

 

[theoppositeofinfluenced]

Is she taking those children out of school again? I don’t have kids so I wouldn’t know but I wasn’t aware kids are off school this week?!

Don’t worry she likes to do 30 mins of school work during the school holidays to make sure they don’t forget what they’ve learned #ad

 

[SpanglyPinkFish]

What way is she standing?