Alexa Chung

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She's obviously extremely fortunate in her head region lol. Fullness combined with great bone structure. She also has a naturally petite figure (very narrow shoulders, small waist and wrists etc), unlike someone much taller and broader, who would probably look gaunt very quickly. I'm troubled by her muscle mass, which is pretty non-existent now and will only get worse as she gets older.
 
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She's obviously extremely fortunate in her head region lol. Fullness combined with great bone structure. She also has a naturally petite figure (very narrow shoulders, small waist and wrists etc), unlike someone much taller and broader, who would probably look gaunt very quickly. I'm troubled by her muscle mass, which is pretty non-existent now and will only get worse as she gets older.
I also think, contrary to her "effortless" image, she moisturizes like crazy and gets vitamin shots to still look as healthy as possible. If you look at Alexa's arms and legs she doesn't weigh much more (if at all) than Leandra Medine does, but clearly takes very good care of herself besides the not-eating aspect & has good genetics... everyone in Alexa's family looks pretty young.

While Alexa's great genetics have seemingly helped her keep up the appearance of functionality for this long, unfortunately she will start to have serious health issues in the upcoming years.
 
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She almost always uses filters on her Instagram posts, too. I used to be amazed by her perfect skin, especially since she's been a smoker for most of her life, until I saw some un-filtered photos she was tagged in and the difference was quite noticeable. She still looks great, but her age is more apparent.
 
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That orange hair does nothing for her but she's living my dream life prancing aimlessly about in nice dresses let's be real
 
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Apparently it was "creamy red"?? Erm, which is just strawberry blond. Anyway, so glad she's back to brunette.
 
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She's done another collaboration with Madewell. I'm underwhelmed. Her original collections had lots of fun pieces (granted, they were of the time and not something I'd want a repeat of) and were more affordable. This is just some straight-leg jeans and an $850 coat 😳 Also, her hair is brunette in the campaign photos but that weird brassy red in the style video :LOL:
 
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She's done another collaboration with Madewell. I'm underwhelmed. Her original collections had lots of fun pieces (granted, they were of the time and not something I'd want a repeat of) and were more affordable. This is just some straight-leg jeans and an $850 coat 😳 Also, her hair is brunette in the campaign photos but that weird brassy red in the style video :LOL:
I don't get it. WHO is this frumpy rit being marketed to? Is it for people who find themselves too beautiful to survive and WANT to be unattractive? Those jeans will not look good on anyone shorter than 5'10" weighing more than 49kg. What is going on with these brands?? Why is everything so baggy and unflattering and hideous on the high street? And if it's not that, then it's just hooker wear. Who is wearing this stuff?
 
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Just saw her birthday Instagram post with that beautiful cake made to have fags stubbed out on it 🤔.. if smoking is the main focus on your birthday cake 😔
 
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I used to work in social for a brand and Alexa was doing an event for us. She was chatting to someone before the event started and I was nudged to go and speak to her to ask if we could get some pics for our social channels.

I really didn’t want to interrupt, but I suppose in that job you sort of have to, but it was SO AWKS and she was pretty rude and basically just told me to go away 😩 which in a way, fair enough, but also….come on, I’m a 25 year old social media exec working for the brand that is paying you, could you maybe see that I want the ground to swallow me up right now and just be nice?
 
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Just saw her birthday Instagram post with that beautiful cake made to have fags stubbed out on it 🤔.. if smoking is the main focus on your birthday cake 😔
Apparently the cigarettes are fake. Why though? It still looks absolutely disgusting, but I guess none of these size 00s were planning on eating it anyway. So much narcissism and lack of self-awareness.

I used to work in social for a brand and Alexa was doing an event for us. She was chatting to someone before the event started and I was nudged to go and speak to her to ask if we could get some pics for our social channels.

I really didn’t want to interrupt, but I suppose in that job you sort of have to, but it was SO AWKS and she was pretty rude and basically just told me to go away 😩 which in a way, fair enough, but also….come on, I’m a 25 year old social media exec working for the brand that is paying you, could you maybe see that I want the ground to swallow me up right now and just be nice?
I'm really sorry she did that to you, and it's inexcusable given she was there to do a job.

Maybe it's time to move this thread out of the Rave section. 😆
 
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It's super campy, which I kind of love, but you're right that none of these women will eat any of it. I think it's her friend's birthday though, not hers, as Alexa turned 40 last year.

@Cloak that sucks that she was so rude to you! People don't realize that you always remember that kind of thing. Especially since she was once a clueless 20-something whose job it was to bother bands and musicians for interviews they didn't want to do.
 
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Anyone else feel like all the video campaigns Alexa is in sound the same? It’s the same “I know you know I know this is dumb but the camera’s rolling so I’ll play along for laughs” kind of vibe.
 
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Anyone else feel like all the video campaigns Alexa is in sound the same? It’s the same “I know you know I know this is dumb but the camera’s rolling so I’ll play along for laughs” kind of vibe.
Yes and it's annoying. I was going to get this month's Elle Magazine 40th Anniversary issue with her on the cover but the interview put me off. She's obviously gone back to modelling for work, but once again it's the usual "ugh, modelling, not interested, I want to do other stuff" yawnfest.

I remembered this thread after watching her in Lisa Eldridge's makeup video. Still very beautiful and seems to be leaving her face mostly alone as she ages, but comes across as having never shown any life growth or self-reflection?

They make a joke about her never growing up ... But I'm like, okay, har-de-har, it's fine to be childlike in your 40s but not immature? Kinda coming across like a gob, to be honest.
 
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Yes and it's annoying. I was going to get this month's Elle Magazine 40th Anniversary issue with her on the cover but the interview put me off. She's obviously gone back to modelling for work, but once again it's the usual "ugh, modelling, not interested, I want to do other stuff" yawnfest.

I remembered this thread after watching her in Lisa Eldridge's makeup video. Still very beautiful and seems to be leaving her face mostly alone as she ages, but comes across as having never shown any life growth or self-reflection?

They make a joke about her never growing up ... But I'm like, okay, har-de-har, it's fine to be childlike in your 40s but not immature? Kinda coming across like a gob, to be honest.
I saw she had done another video with Lisa Eldridge. I was curious yet also dreading watching it. She's also releasing another collection for Madewell, which will likely be just as poorly made and reviewed as the last one. I get the same sense you do that she's a Peter Pan who's always a multi-hyphenate, never an expert at anything. She writes here and there, dabbles in photography, did a few TV gigs, and "designs" clothes sometimes, but nothing ever really seems to stick. She's desperately clinging to relevancy by doing all these weird little vanity projects, but I think brands partner with her not because she's particularly good at anything, but because she's thin and pretty and coasting on her It girl reputation.
 
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I saw she had done another video with Lisa Eldridge. I was curious yet also dreading watching it. She's also releasing another collection for Madewell, which will likely be just as poorly made and reviewed as the last one. I get the same sense you do that she's a Peter Pan who's always a multi-hyphenate, never an expert at anything. She writes here and there, dabbles in photography, did a few TV gigs, and "designs" clothes sometimes, but nothing ever really seems to stick. She's desperately clinging to relevancy by doing all these weird little vanity projects, but I think brands partner with her not because she's particularly good at anything, but because she's thin and pretty and coasting on her It girl reputation.
The phrase jack of all trades has somehow transitioned to multihyphenate and has deluded many celebs that they are actually doing do something by flitting from party to podcast to photoshoot
 
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I used to work in social for a brand and Alexa was doing an event for us. She was chatting to someone before the event started and I was nudged to go and speak to her to ask if we could get some pics for our social channels.

I really didn’t want to interrupt, but I suppose in that job you sort of have to, but it was SO AWKS and she was pretty rude and basically just told me to go away 😩 which in a way, fair enough, but also….come on, I’m a 25 year old social media exec working for the brand that is paying you, could you maybe see that I want the ground to swallow me up right now and just be nice?
Not surprised at all! I met her too in London during an event : she did a Collab for an eyeliner brand Eyeko (?) ages ago and well I ended up telling her happy birthday since I remembered we were born the same month and back then I was mildly fangirling since I was blown away by how pretty she was in real life! I was also shocked how slim she was....
she looked down at me with a weird air of disgust and say ahhhh. Thanks. That was about 10 years ago but I still remember how humiliating it was. Well I was just trying to be nice. I never ever bought and cared about what she did after that encounter. I was about your age too 25 or 26!
she was with her friend daisy lowe who was really sweet and my boyfriend was very charmed by daisy!
 
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I will say I met her when I was about 15 or 16 and she was really nice to me and said something about my hair being beautiful
 
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That clip she posted of Bella Freud’s Fashion Neurosus podcast was the most self-indulgent garbage I’ve ever heard. I can’t even explain how irritated I was listening to that. People need to realize that nobody else enjoys hearing about your dreams.
 
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