Adverts you hate

[Lb21xx]

Ok, it’s a radio one, but the cornetto advert. Some bloke singing down the phone with his mum and then she sings her bit and cracks up and calls her a ledge or something

 

[grumpy-nosy-cow]

That viagra one, I would have thought that was one product that never needed advertising.

is that the one with beardy older bloke undone shirt prancing about with socks on ? it makes me shudder (urgh) its so cringe!

 

[Hello Kitty]

The TV Halifax advert 'we're the people here to help'
and now the one on the radio 'we picked up the phone and called our customers' Great, good for you

 

[whisperchat]

I'm glad they left this in 2020 the song used to get stuck in my head for days

 

[Mike Ermintrude]

Not seen it for a while, but the one where the dude forgot to pack his pants.

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

I’ve just seen an ad that shouts all the names for a mans bits. Finished off DONG DONG DONG DONG. Like what in the hell just happened

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

The soddin bloke Jeff Brazier!its voice is bloody terrible,awful on the ears just so nasal.

I'm wondering how the hell he got saddled with Jade Goody to begin with but that saying, he has been a good dad to their sons

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Bloody Vax adverts that are mostly played during Sunday Brunch ad breaks. They go on for HOURS! Give me the absolute rage!

And why do Dior still champion Johnny Depp? Surely commercial suicide?

That ad of his for Sauvage.
Cue Depp (it means idiot in German BTW), leaps into his muscle car then drives away like a maniac from the city. He sees a Buffalo. Stops car, gets out, takes a spade then digs a hole into which he throws his jewellery after which he stands there looking all mean and magnificent; EH???

Then theres the Armani Code one - it seems it makes you commit double-suicide with the office temp.....................................

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

The Government Covid advert on the radio where the woman says 'I want to see everyone wearing a face covering unless you have a good reason not to'. Her voice is so annoying.

There's another radio advert that was on when lockdown was eased where a womans voice would say "fish and chips pleeeeeeease." When you have heard that for the 99th time that day in work you feel like flushing the radio down the toilet

The Apple Mac advert is so annoying too.....Imaginaaaaaaation the black and white one.

 

[antisocialmedia]

The stupid advert for Citizen Penn, "I'm not a good doer or a bad doer" didn't Sean penn beat up his exes??

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

Any holiday advert which will invariably have a shot of someone jumping into a completely empty swimming pool.

Expectation v reality. The pool is never empty and to do a running jump into one will inevitably result in a large unwelcome splash and a punch up with a wet pissed up scouser.

When I read your first paragraph I thought you meant a swimming pool empty of water, I now know you meant a swimming pool empty of people

 

[WilmaHun]

The yodelling Dominos one.
The advert where everyone says "Oooooooooooooh"
"Taking care of invoices"
The new Lidl ad with the farting baby

that dominoooooooooeeesss one gets right on my tits

 

[Apple In My Pie]

The cornetto advert

 

[Sticks&Stones]

The Cadbury Secret Santa advert predominantly because the singer absolutely does my head in.

The Asda Christmas advert just feels incredibly dated for me and bland.

 

[Pat the Dog]

Apologies for not reading all 22 pages of this thread, so possibly this has been mentioned before: The Dancing Frogs! Would be rubbish enough if they had real frogs pretending to dance, but people dressed up as frogs...!!!

The biggest joke is I still don't know what it is advertising

Apologies for quoting my own post. It gets better, or worse - I've only just noticed they are dancing toads and not frogs! It even says so in the advert but if proves now little notice I took until now. Still don't know what is being advertised.

 

[Catgirl57]

Can't stand that advert either.

That L'Oréal advert with Eva Longoria (I can't stand her anyway) but when she says Hya-lur-onic - shut up

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[ChampagneBox]

I especially despise the Australian one sitting on a fence snarling with her lip all curled up laying out her accusations. She ought to be pushed backwards into a pile of sheep shit

‘Sustainable farming…iTs a ThInG NoW’ fuck offfff

 

[Penisdlite]

The Peppa Pig wash your hands advert seems to be played during every ad break on All 4 atm and it’s really starting to boil my piss.

 

[Amyx1518]

The life insurance ad where 2 dads get chatting to each other at a dance performance or something their daughters are in.... like that would never happen?! Same for all life insurance ads really!

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

this is one that made me laugh from years ago, it was an advert for twix which was in colour but the main guy was in black and white and called the norm. Anyway, we had a history teacher at school who was the norms double and we would be like oorr we got double norm now or here sir have a twix