Adverts you hate

[Rbarb-bkini]

That one with the bolshy woman in the very pink hair salon who says "Kenco duo cappuccino, how do you make one do I hear you ask?" or something like that. She's just so annoying

That bloody Persil advert with that wispy song "Soon you will be running, running, runniiiiiiing"

 

[antisocialmedia]

There's so many insurance adverts that grind my gears. Especially the one where the old wife is in the tent and says she's 50, she hasn't seen 50 for 20 years I'd say

 

[bubbadabut]

Sorry if either been mentioned but:

The one with that SIA song that goes ‘show you how strong I am .. I’m unstoppable’ etc etc

Honestly just makes me cringe it’s a shite song and over used

I think the "I'm unstoppable today" bit is the only time I've ever heard Sia and understood what she is singing.

 

[hehehe]

That pointless TSB ad with Ross off Friends

Just saw a YSL fragrance ad with Lenny Kravitz where he takes off sunglasses and a random young guy's face pops up -- is this meant to be him as a young un? or he's dreaming of this young un? Unnecessarily vague and corny.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Any where they eat or drink loudly.

I get really annoyed by that ad for the dinners-in-a-box, Hello Fresh, showing them excitedly opening their carton then Mummy dishes it out to her little nuclear family.
Have you seen the boy with the long scruffy hair and a little scrunched-up face who picks at his like a bird on a bread crust just pretending to enjoy it? He has to be a potential pupil at the School for Cardboard Actors thus guaranteeing him a shot at the Verisure ad campaigns in the near future

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

There was an article on one of those houses someone won in one of those competitions, I think it was the cotswold one? House is built on a floodplain that has flooded so no luck selling it lol

The place with its own stream (that turned into a raging torrent to wash away 3/4 of the gardens)

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

They are keeping the School for Cardboard "Actors" in business

Oh they've been back to the School for Cardboard Actors again though to present a new offerring featuring a couple eagerly welcoming the Verisure man and their sheer delight when he says he can install their stuff there and then! Woo hoo!!!!!

 

[SwimmingPigs]

The Tesco ad with "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen (unoriginal) and Father Christmas with a Covid passport...

 

[bubbadabut]

The LG one with the awful rehashed version of "It's a Hard Knock Life", as if that song needed making any worse.

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

Mines a radio advert, a Government one about socialising after lockdown was eased, its the voices on it.....
"A beer in the beer garden."
"Fish and chips pleeeeaase!"

We have the radio on all day in work and i really want to smash the radio up come 2pm and that advert has been played over 334556 times since 8am

My dad used to hate Gillette adverts where the guy sweeps the razor down his face. He used to say "yeah right, you'd rip your face off if you did it that quick."

 

[Jelly Bean]

That bloody Hellman's one where they all have a fridge full of stuff but apparently can't eat it unless they add some mayonnaise - 'turning nothing into something' Aaaargh.

 

[HaloGirl]

So many but the Rylan radio for Cinch drives me nuts. I said/ he said. And it’s on every 15 minutes.

 

[Apple In My Pie]

WTF is the new compare the market advert with not just meerkats but a load of other evil animals?!

 

[Inforapenny]

The one about climate change or something where they have a bunch of children badly singing ‘what a wonderful world’.

Ha I literally just came on here to say that shite advert.
I don't have kids. I won't have. Surely not having kids is the best thing for the environment.

 

[Rainbow1]

It might have been said before, I haven't read the thread but the Asda one with that god awful man. Is it supposed to make us all hate Asda?! Whoever thought that advert was a good idea needs sacking, I want to rip my eyeballs out and ears off when it comes on

There’s another one now they have a confetti canon like a baby gender reveal it’s just as bad as the first

 

[Cantdecide]

I had to find and post a link to show this, it's an absolute atrocity.

Totally agree

 

[devilleil]

I HATE the Mr Kipling ad, where the sweet little boy brings the cake home from the party, to his little bee-atch of a sister, who tells him to 'get out!' of her room. She, specifically, makes my blood boil. Poor little boy.

PS slight exaggeration.

THANK YOU. I hate the advert, and I don’t even understand the purpose.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

That reminds me a bit of my honeymoon where within the first four hours of being in the room, whilst my husband had a very long nap, the pool/bar (which you could hear from the room) played Pokerface by Lady GaGa almost every other song. The hotel left us a bottle of some fruity sangria type shiz as a gift. Needless to say my husband didn't get any. I'd previously quite liked the song but couldn't listen to it for years afterwards.

I cannot listen to that song without seeing Lesley from Benidorm doing it

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

yes! And the fact the first thing they respond with is “it could be us next!”
no mention of “oh how awful, how are they?” or anything. Callous bastards!

Well from what I see all you have to do is get that sign that says Secured by Verisure and no burglar EVER will come near your place

 

[NapQueenReturns]

Peloton makes my blood boil.
“hErE fOr It BeN!”

Get in the fucking sea.