Magnum. That sound of breaking chocolate makes me gag.
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I've always thought there is something very slappable about Owen Wilson's face so I hate the Sofology ad too.
Muller Light, both the Nicole Scherzinger ones where she's trying to be funny, cute and ditzy, and the Katerina Johnson Thompson ones because she's really wooden in them.
Muller Light, both the Nicole Scherzinger ones where she's trying to be funny, cute and ditzy, and the Katerina Johnson Thompson ones because she's really wooden in them.
yes totally weird! and a massive peeve of mine where advertisers take a classic or decent song and get someone else to sing it and turn it into a wishy washy durge! in this case the proclaimers and there another one where they've turned born to be wild into almost a nursery ryhme !I saw a new one for Viagra earlier, it was a deep, cartooned couple with sad music in the background, me and my mum were like wtf
just waiting for someone to do this to Motorhead Ace of Spades
I don’t watch live TV so thankfully miss out on most of them. YouTube adverts annoy me a lot. I keep getting Data Camp ads that take 10 secs to skip and are super boring, obviously my cookies think it’s relevant (because of my job) but when I’m watching YouTube I don’t really want to be reminded of work. Plus they’re basically selling something that you can figure out yourself for completely free.
What about the Kevin Bacon ad’s 
The hipster twit in the launderette that starts jamming away on his guitar with the noise of the machines, then joined by more hipster twats who have a full session dancing. I think it's Nescafe azria.
The silly witch in the oral B advert who "didn't even know oral B did a toothpaste!" What the duck did you think they sold, custard?
The irritating as duck, trite Nationwide adverts with the dumb poems.
The Always bladder control pants "A little bit of wees not gonna stop me being me.." Really? Why does she need to say it almost seductively while looking in the mirror?
Also wanna add "perf with surf!" I literally want to shove a sharp pencil up her nose.
The silly witch in the oral B advert who "didn't even know oral B did a toothpaste!" What the duck did you think they sold, custard?
The irritating as duck, trite Nationwide adverts with the dumb poems.
The Always bladder control pants "A little bit of wees not gonna stop me being me.." Really? Why does she need to say it almost seductively while looking in the mirror?
Also wanna add "perf with surf!" I literally want to shove a sharp pencil up her nose.
That stupid Frylight advert with the family sitting at the table
Mcdonalds adverts as the mans voice gets on my nerves
Jet2 as it plays that awful Jess Glynne song
Microsoft teams, although I haven't seen that in a few weeks
Mcdonalds adverts as the mans voice gets on my nerves
Jet2 as it plays that awful Jess Glynne song
Microsoft teams, although I haven't seen that in a few weeks
Spotify ads
The yogurt one with nicole sherzinger i would love to see her actually eat a yogurt properly and not get it half way up here nose or be real and lick the lid
One that used to drive me nuts was the creme egg "how do you eat yours?" The same as everyone else take the flipping paper off and hope none gets stuck to the chocolate shovel it in the gob (if it fits) otherwise you risk breaking your front teeth trying to bite the bloody thing! chew and if anything like me cry 20 minutes later with chronic toothache
One that used to drive me nuts was the creme egg "how do you eat yours?" The same as everyone else take the flipping paper off and hope none gets stuck to the chocolate shovel it in the gob (if it fits) otherwise you risk breaking your front teeth trying to bite the bloody thing! chew and if anything like me cry 20 minutes later with chronic toothache
The one for Numan boner pills. It is always on at dinner time and the guy at the end has this gross ‘yeah look at my stonking boner’ look that makes me cringe. I stupidly told my husband this and he does the look at me every time it comes on 
I hate the lockdown Nationwide adverts with a passion! The one where the couple are describing their crappy upcoming wedding in particular as the woman seems so smug.
Hate all of the nationwide adverts. I can't stand the one with the woman who is talking about her work trousers not fitting and how she misses her mum and asking how everyone is, as everyone means it at the moment
. Shut up!
“Do something about your erectile disfunction”The one for Numan boner pills. It is always on at dinner time and the guy at the end has this gross ‘yeah look at my stonking boner’ look that makes me cringe. I stupidly told my husband this and he does the look at me every time it comes on
*proceeds to say erectile disfunction several times within 10 seconds*
The Galbani adverts that are always on sponsoring come dine with me!
I find them offensive and Galbani really isn't a difficult word to say!
I find them offensive and Galbani really isn't a difficult word to say!
I find that one proper funny just because it's SO ridiculous that someone would even think that concept up and then proceed to put it on the telly
deffo the Galbani adverts as above
add to that the Gala Bingo advert with that girl from tattoo fixers playing the guitar with her feet
oh and that ducks in a row advert that I think is for an estate agent company
add to that the Gala Bingo advert with that girl from tattoo fixers playing the guitar with her feet
oh and that ducks in a row advert that I think is for an estate agent company
The radio one with Stacey Solomon about butlins it’s so cringey I have to switch it over
HATE the Galbani one. Ga-baaaan-edeffo the Galbani adverts as above
add to that the Gala Bingo advert with that girl from tattoo fixers playing the guitar with her feet
oh and that ducks in a row advert that I think is for an estate agent company
There's also one about releasing equity from your home and the stupid family are singing in the street. I just googled it and it's called 'Key equity release'
I hate ALL ADVERTS
Very rarely watch anything live so that it can be recorded and all adverts will be forwarded
Very rarely watch anything live so that it can be recorded and all adverts will be forwarded
The virgin media one which has the kid in the bedroom watching something on her laptop and then it goes all “spaced out” and “whacky”. The sound to that advert is just nail curling. Literally makes me smash my remote in a rage to change the channel as soon as possible
This is probably going to sound a bit sick but I'm not sure what advert it is but there's an Irish lad who says something along the lines of "providing care for people with multiple sclerosis" the way he talks just gets right on my tits. And my husband is Irish so it's not anything against him it just really irritates me
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