The Holland & Barratt one, with the singing body parts.
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I hate that one too. I don't know why, but knees weird me the duck out.
The jingle drives me mad because nobody pronounces Morrisons like Morr-ISS-ons.
Radio adverts when they say the terms and conditions so fast annoys me so much. Either say them so you can actually hear them or duck off saying it as all
The one for Tena something-or-other. Do advertisers think we don't have any imagination? I don't need to see a close-up of a woman's crotch, thank you very much. The only saving grace is that at least she's wearing knickers and not a skimpy thong. But jeez!
Oh, and the one for sanitary pads with the period GUSH! Just how much more revolting can these adverts get, ffs???
Oh, and the one for sanitary pads with the period GUSH! Just how much more revolting can these adverts get, ffs???
The Gillette Venus one can be added to this, I can see the shaving bumps on her bikini line, why is that necessary! And whatever the one is where the man deodorants his pen, bloody hell.
Err, what's that ad?
I can't be sure (pun intendedErr, what's that ad?
) but I think it's sure. Possibly lynx though. He's wearing pants and he pulls them away from his body and sprays deodorant down there (he's obviously not anticipating any blowjobs coming his way). I've just googled 'deodorant ad, man sprays deodorant down his pants' (you'll need to vouch for me with my husband if he sees my Google history) and it says it's sure and lynx that have ads where a man does that, so I could be remembering either one. There's some posts on forums and social media that come up about it as well, so at least I know I'm not the only one that finds it gross.
I'm hoping for a dove advert next where a man goes to spray dove deodorant down his pants then picks up the bar of dove soap and says 'only joking, I wash my gob and you should too' so men don't think it's acceptable to just lynx their pen.
Ahh right, I've seen the ads before but my brain was trying to protect me by not recalling them!!
The thing is, body spray was around decades ago - there was anti-perspirant/deodorant and there was body spray - everyone knew what it was for without any graphic ads of spraying down your shorts or sniffing someone's a. It's as though body spray is being relaunched and needs OTT ads for to explain what it's for - maybe they are meant to be funny?
I don't mind a little more clarity about sanitary products for women - I can remember blue water being used to represent periods and there was no mention of blood or periods or women for that matter.
Must Have Ideas.
Are they the new JML?
Are they the new JML?
This is very specific but on the Where There's a Will There's a Wake podcast there is an advert for Fage yoghurt enacted by the host and the producer discussing the pronunciation of Fage, and it ends "and it's pronounced Fage for a reason, we got there in the end" but doesn't explain the reason???? Drives me nuts!!
Why is Elle Fanning in it??
It’s awful, I hate that song, but it’s not Neil diamond,
The cheese strings ad
“Fun om nom nom”
Can't stand it
Hateful Hateful ad.....................Ocean Credit Card.................in which we not only get bellowed at, but they overact as though their audience was a bunch of 6-year olds. And what's more, I reckon it's the same bloody director as those ads with the nodding girl with the over-filled chicken fillet cheeks and smelly clothes, because Frebreeze makes that OK (oh yeah), because the obnoxious boy who yells his head off also nods in self-satisfaction. What the duck. What a wick. I have to hit the mute button and avert my eyes until the ad break is over because the crappy series of ads tops and tails every bloody ad break.
The bloody card's a rip off too, you borrow £5 for a year and discover you owe them £208, or borrow £50 for a year and it'll cost you £2085. (if my online calculator is right!)
The bloody card's a rip off too, you borrow £5 for a year and discover you owe them £208, or borrow £50 for a year and it'll cost you £2085. (if my online calculator is right!)
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this is me every ad break - I can't bear them. The sound chops and changes every 2 seconds, they sing at you, adverts are all just so annoying - that Corsodyl mouthwash ad where the woman appears in the mirror and then they both scream at each other is the absolute worst ad at the moment, but they are all awful 