Adverts you hate #3

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I've just seen the Holland and Barratt one someone mentioned a few posts ago - What. The. duck.

I will genuinely pay double to buy the stuff I want elsewhere than buy anything from them. I hope they used AI to create that and didn't pay someone.
 
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Jonathan Ross once admitted that adverts paid two terms of school fees for his kids. I don't blame celebs tbh, it's easy money.
 
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That one that Usain Bolt does for..Persil? It always sounds like he's saying "I am disabled" at the beginning 😂
Yes! I thought I was the only one who heard that! If I'm not looking at the screen that's what I hear every single time!
 
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That one for ... Asda? with the baby/toddler talking like an old man at the end. Gives me the heeby-jeebies. <shudder>
 
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The Will Ferrell PayPal+ advert with him basically playing the character he plays in everything. And the weird bit of licking the pencil
 
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What is this Sparks rewards rit all about?

The most I've ever got after 5 years being on Sparks is £1 off £7 chicken breasts. (Remember when M&S chicken breasts were £7/kg?) I haven't seen a single reward on my Sparks since they had that hacking meltdown around this time last year.

Now they want me to get their credit card so I can get rewarded with more of nothing? :cautious:
 
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What is this Sparks rewards rit all about?

The most I've ever got after 5 years being on Sparks is £1 off £7 chicken breasts. (Remember when M&S chicken breasts were £7/kg?) I haven't seen a single reward on my Sparks since they had that hacking meltdown around this time last year.

Now they want me to get their credit card so I can get rewarded with more of nothing? :cautious:
on my birthday I had the choice between a packet of chocolate biscuits or some grapes, that was okay but I’ve not seen anything worth it otherwise
 
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Just seen the Tesco Fruit and Veg Monster 😳 It's advertising their free fruit and veg for kids scheme. I'm afraid, as a child it would have traumatised me and put me off fruit and veg for life 😂
 
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Just seen the Tesco Fruit and Veg Monster 😳 It's advertising their free fruit and veg for kids scheme. I'm afraid, as a child it would have traumatised me and put me off fruit and veg for life 😂
Loved the bit where he chucks unsuitable large vegetables at a classroom full of school children. "Here small child, have a large head of raw broccoli to eat."

Ads to make kids eat more fruit and veg are always creepy, like the "eat them to defeat them" advert where the vegetables are zombies. I never see it except after the watershed, which defeats the point of it.
 
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Loved the bit where he chucks unsuitable large vegetables at a classroom full of school children. "Here small child, have a large head of raw broccoli to eat."

Ads to make kids eat more fruit and veg are always creepy, like the "eat them to defeat them" advert where the vegetables are zombies. I never see it except after the watershed, which defeats the point of it.
Reminds me of I think power puff girls where the brocoli turns people into zombies
 
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The latest Santander advert with Ant and Dec. The opening line is "We're not going to be funny today!" News flash - you never were funny.
 
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The Morrisons advert. The lady sounds like she's singing Morrisons to shop at Morrisons rather than more reasons to shop and Morrisons and I know it shouldn't bug me but it makes me want to rip my ears out and use them to beat my brain to death to erase the memory of ever having heard it.
 
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