Adverts you hate #3

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Staysure Travel Insurance. Ageist and patronising. And the singing woman is extremely irritating.
 
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It’s just bn on 🙄 the train(?) one with the dancing red haired puppet. It’s was gone for a while but seems to be back
 
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Any animal cruelty adverts (advertising the charities, not the cruelty!). I know they're (sadly) necessary, but they hurt me every time. I have to mute the tv and look away until the images have gone.
Agreed, but the RSPCA ads make me feel particularly annoyed as if you do call the RSPCA to report neglect, they say they can't do anything or try to refer you to much smaller charities who do not get a tenth of the donations the RSPCA do. guys!
 
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I thought the Felix cat food ad song was the best thing Robbie Williams had ever done (after I had googled to confirm it was him) but I’m bleeping livid now cartoon Robbie has turned up. Yes, well done Robert you’ve ruined it now.
Also what were GoCompare thinking with the opera fella? The first ad was funny because a coffee shop customer punned “He’s only a tenner” while his table shook itself to bits. Why they decided to make the large wanker their company image for years I never understood.
 
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Has anyone seen the Numan's weight loss programme advert on YouTube? It consists of a man larking around in a costume, with what looks like a three course meal attached to it. I mean what the AF? Not only is it disgusting to look at, it is frankly unfunny.
They really don't know how to make good adverts anymore.
 
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I don't even know what the advert is for which says nothing for the company whose name I can't remember but there's an advert where people ask questions eg is it for me? Is it expensive? Is it safe? And a voiceover woman says 'don't worry, we have all the answers'... Ok, well can you tell us what they are? It never says what 'it' is or what it's supposed to do.
 
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I thought the Felix cat food ad song was the best thing Robbie Williams had ever done (after I had googled to confirm it was him) but I’m bleeping livid now cartoon Robbie has turned up. Yes, well done Robert you’ve ruined it now.
Also what were GoCompare thinking with the opera fella? The first ad was funny because a coffee shop customer punned “He’s only a tenner” while his table shook itself to bits. Why they decided to make the large wanker their company image for years I never understood.
I'm sure there was a Go Compare advert years ago where he died. Was hoping that would be the end of him and the awful adverts
 
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The guy in the mutti adverts loves San Marzano tomatoes so much that his nose is shaped like one.
 
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I swear to GOD if I see and hear that Golden Slumbers AirB&B advert again I’ll riot 😂 What a way to kill a Beatles song
 
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There is an advert I laugh at every single time much to my husband's bewilderment.
Its the meerkats one when Sergei drops his towel and his bottom is pixellated.
Every. Single. Time.
 
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There is an advert I laugh at every single time much to my husband's bewilderment.
Its the meerkats one when Sergei drops his towel and his bottom is pixellated.
Every. Single. Time.
Reminds me of the sims I love this advert
 
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Agreed, but the RSPCA ads make me feel particularly annoyed as if you do call the RSPCA to report neglect, they say they can't do anything or try to refer you to much smaller charities who do not get a tenth of the donations the RSPCA do. guys!
I used to donate monthly to SSPCA decades ago until the first and only time I called them to help a fox I saw injured under a bridge, and they said "sorry the animal will just run away if we come!"

.......even though I was reporting that its hind leg was clearly broken and maimed, and it couldn't move.
 
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Same here! I called the RSPCA about an animal in distress and they refused to help. Shitbags.
I complained about a local country fair where they had a tray of day old chicks you could pick up.
All those cute little fluffy chicks being picked up and squeezed by little children. The poor chicks were probably terrified and suffered broken bones.

Got fobbed off with a “ you don’t actually know they are suffering”
 
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The RSPCA gives guidelines on how to gas
day-old male chicks that are surplus to requirements in the egg industry. Or macerated them. They are a disgrace. I don't know anyone who's had a good experience with them.

The advert I hate is the Many Pets one and YouTube has decided to show me it at every opportunity. The song goes through me
 
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The RSPCA gives guidelines on how to gas
day-old male chicks that are surplus to requirements in the egg industry. Or macerated them. They are a disgrace. I don't know anyone who's had a good experience with them.

The advert I hate is the Many Pets one and YouTube has decided to show me it at every opportunity. The song goes through me
I don't remember what it was (possibly Asda chicken) but I've bought meat before that said it was RSPCA approved, I thought that was a pisstake. Fine, I eat meat, fish and dairy but I am not an animal welfare charity, they're approving animals being killed for me to eat and they're an animal welfare charity...
 
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Show me the moolah
show me the moolah
show me the car moolah

This has been annoying me for weeks and it’s only the other day i realised it’s not actually an advert for Muller rice.
 
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