Adverts you hate #3

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I have to instantly mute the TV when I hear ghastly Stacey Solomon saying 'I. Love. Christmas'.
Of course she does. Any excuse to be ridiculously excessive and no doubt get lots of free stuff. Just what Christmas is all about :rolleyes:
She hardly works has no money trouble doesn't have to do tit Christmas hours Christmas eve and boxing day. I would love Christmas if I had all the time and mo ey she does
 
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For the life of me I cannot work out the significance of the ice cream cones
I think it's a way of saying "look at these boring (i.e. vanilla) devices that everyone has, they look nice but are useless compared to [whatever phone the advert is promoting]"
 
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Should be reported since wit isn't clear what it's advertising why are ads so confusing just say I'm advertising this why the songs and the crappy confusing messages
 
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That perfume ad featuring Natalie Portman is utterly appalling, with that 'singer' screeching 'Oh baby' throughout. It really drives me doolally. I certainly will not be buying the perfume, whatever it is.
 
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That perfume ad featuring Natalie Portman is utterly appalling, with that 'singer' screeching 'Oh baby' throughout. It really drives me doolally. I certainly will not be buying the perfume, whatever it is.
That singer is Janis Joplin, not to everyone's taste perhaps
 
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Should be reported since wit isn't clear what it's advertising why are ads so confusing just say I'm advertising this why the songs and the crappy confusing messages
It happens quite regularly that an advert ends and my OH will say 'any idea what that was for?'
 
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The wren kitchen advert where at the end it says something like 'for the kitchen you've been dreaming of' and a couple go and stand in the kitchen and smile at each other. If you look at the kitchen there's about 6 different styles/colours of cupboards.
 
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It happens quite regularly that an advert ends and my OH will say 'any idea what that was for?'
But surely that's like when Insta huns don't put ad on things it's confusing etc what is it advertising
 
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How many bleeping adverts is the Grinch in this year? Asda, McDonalds, what's bloody next?? 😠
 
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That perfume ad featuring Natalie Portman is utterly appalling, with that 'singer' screeching 'Oh baby' throughout. It really drives me doolally. I certainly will not be buying the perfume, whatever it is.
I can't stand this one either, the way she asks "What would you do for love" at the end too, just urgh. 🙄 Perfume adverts have led me to believe that there are way too many people on random rooftops.
 
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I can't stand this one either, the way she asks "What would you do for love" at the end too, just urgh. 🙄 Perfume adverts have led me to believe that there are way too many people on random rooftops.
The obsession with rooftops is weird. The only things that should be on roofs are pigeons and snipers.
 
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The Lurpak "and just coo-ook" ad where the voiceover artist can't make up his mind whether to sing or not and does a half arsed, rubbish in between attempt. FFS man, commit either way!
 
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