Adverts you hate #3

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So many adverts are just grim and biological now. I'm so pleased I'm spared watching them with my late mother 😂
Shaving pubic areas, people sitting on the bog, period blood, sweaty balls.
 
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I don't hate them so maybe is the wrong place to share this thought but it's the only thread about adverts so sorry 😂

Why do eg KFC, Macdonald's, coca cola etc advertise? Who sees that and thinks bleeping hell d'ya know what I've never had a can of coke, I'll get one next time I'm thirsty. Do adverts actually work for well known brands like that?

I'd understand if it was a new flavour or a special thing they'd advertise it but it's just the standard stuff we all know about. Maybe it's a tax thing!
 
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So many adverts are just grim and biological now. I'm so pleased I'm spared watching them with my late mother 😂
Shaving pubic areas, people sitting on the bog, period blood, sweaty balls.
Amen. It makes me queasy.
"Butt pickers. Wedgie checkers"
It's tattooed on my brain now.
IMO it's a facet of the general trend toward Infantilism in society.
Kind of surprised there's not been one with someone just repeating "poo,poo,wee wee,poo poo" like a mantra.
Give it time.
 
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Amen. It makes me queasy.
"Butt pickers. Wedgie checkers"
It's tattooed on my brain now.
IMO it's a facet of the general trend toward Infantilism in society.
Kind of surprised there's not been one with someone just repeating "poo,poo,wee wee,poo poo" like a mantra.
Give it time.
Well there’s the Pepto advert sung in such a jolly happy way with a little dance to go with it which is close enough:

“If you’ve got Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhoe-aa-a” (with added pointing to the bottom on the last word)
 
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Well there’s the Pepto advert sung in such a jolly happy way with a little dance to go with it which is close enough:

“If you’ve got Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhoe-aa-a” (with added pointing to the bottom on the last word)
That one does my nut in, we were witching about it a while back on the MAFS threads.
 
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I was going to mention that one. It's like furry porn or something.
it reminds me of one of those late night chanel 5 documentaries about some sexual deviant that you stumble on whilst channel hoping (which everyone at work has also watched and it's the talk topic of rhe morning 😅)
 
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it reminds me of one of those late night chanel 5 documentaries about some sexual deviant that you stumble on whilst channel hoping (which everyone at work has also watched and it's the talk topic of rhe morning 😅)
Oh I remember those there was a glass dildo one
 
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I'm too tight to pay for Youtube Premium, or at least I have been, but I an thiiiiiiiiis close to paying for it, because of those ads for mobile games where there's constant shooting sounds and bleeps, those adverts make me jump every time, especially the mid-roll ones. I guess they do this on purpose!
 
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I'm too tight to pay for Youtube Premium, or at least I have been, but I an thiiiiiiiiis close to paying for it, because of those ads for mobile games where there's constant shooting sounds and bleeps, those adverts make me jump every time, especially the mid-roll ones. I guess they do this on purpose!
I pay for it and it's one of the best things I have ever done. So many films, interesting documentaries plus you get YT music thrown in. I absolutely love it. Well worth the money IMO.
 
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Just seen another wierd Lynx one. Lynx Lower Body Spray. The advert is a woman sniffing a man's bumhole as he squeezes past her in the cinema.
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That annoying woman on the Numan weight loss advert. The aggressive straight to camera rant about being large shamed. Stop stuffing your face then you large mess.
 
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