A County Down Under

[Girliegirl]

Oh no not only did she live there…she has citizenship

I didn't know that now... She's never mentioned anything about having two passports

 

[Thegoodelife]

"Learning to be okay at 31....."

Picture the scene in her hotel room: setting up her ring/camera stand, checking herself out in the bikini, tossing the hair, is it sitting right? Is my thong wedged up enough? How does my bum look
Does several takes walking in and out that door, slow and poised, watches each take until she believes she's got the right one to post. Cuts the video, taking out her walking back and forth from the camera looking like a desperate hun. Slaps on a caption about soul fucking searching, life not where she thought it would be at 31, when all she really wants to say is...

CHECK OUT MY BUM! Oh and ask me if I have a discount code.

Desperate craic love

Oh god it’s the most awkward video why did she walk outside just to turn around and look at the camera with a face like a slapped arse and then walk back nah I’m dead

 

[goldfishbowl]

What we all already knew is now confirmed

 

[LurkingLuke]

Maybe I am a pessimist but I don’t see the gap for her new venture if it’s going to cost parents quite a bit to send their kids there.

I know the parents that do send their children to tutors will go for the specialised subject tutors rather than a general literature and numeracy one after school. It’s not really worth the money then.

Unless it’s a charity and free and in that case I guess it would give an extra help to some families

I don’t follow her closely but did she work in a private school?

If so, that will be her target audience - if parents are paying private school fees in Sydney, they will easily splash out on extra help if their kid needs it. Some of Sydney’s best schools might be 15-20k a year (I think). Now not sure why she thinks they would choose her & her more general tutoring but she might be using connections from the school she used to work in?

 

[rupertbear1]

Everybody commenting inspirational…. I’m thinking more along the lines of stupid?! Why oh why would you pay to freeze to death! Seems like a weird creepy cult type thing. Makes me cringe watching them do silly moves and make silly noises in the snow!!

 

[goldfishbowl]

Very sad about her dog. Although she posted yesterday saying she would take a few days off social media because of it. But now has deleted those stories and has a story up this morning about her ebook launch. Plugging your dead dog for sympathy and likes is a new low

 

[TattelDoDonkey]

Letting on she's raging the Daily Mail mentioned her in an article, when really it's coming across very "oooo ME! Look the Daily Mail wrote an article about ME. Featuring ME. Did you see I'M in it!" She couldn't be more desperate if she tried! Sooooooo just wants to be famous now

 

[Thegoodelife]

Well guys I called it LOL
Who would’ve thought jumping on a plane to go to New York right after doing her weird cult thing would be a bad idea? Like wtf you didn’t think your body might need time to rest and heal at home? She is DUMB. everything is such a DRAMA with this girl. She would be an exhausting friend

 

[TattelDoDonkey]

Well, her latest reel was a treat She is the gift that keeps on giving!
Full of self-deprecating humor - her coping mechanism for all insecurities and feelings of being inadequate.
FYI, I don't believe there is anything wrong with living at home, however Carol doth protest too much. Its easy to recognise what eats away at her as she plasters it on the gram as something she's feeling okay about ~ Being single, Not having the marriage and children already, Living with her parents, Being in her 30s and not being considered as young as she would like to think......can anyone else add to the list? For a pretty woman she's also insecure about her looks but she gets it wrong at every turn with the hair and makeup

 

[irishnosebag]

You’d think she was the only one to move to Australia

 

[irishnosebag]

'I'm going to show you the world baby girl'. Weird comment to make on her Christening Day. Caroline is her aunt, not her parent.

I would say she’s secretly jealous of the sister. I mean Caroline is so desperately single and childless.

 

[milkywaymelon]

Is darkness into light not an event that's been happening years now? I swear my sister went to to it at stormont a good few years back.

 

[irishnosebag]

Only 5 months out of date… Or is she just rehashing old photos for shit content
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Oh what a dosy c**t

 

[Totallygobsmacked]

No good coffee in Ireland you know!

In fairness I've struggled to find a decent coffee in the uk too since being back
But no idea what she's on about, sydney coffee isn't half of what the melbourne coffee is like


I see she finally admitted to moving home. I don't get why its such a "big reveal". Does she legit think she is a celebrity?!

 

[Irishdd1]

She’s definitely sending herself those questions ffs

everyone one of the answers had something to do with a collab she could plug and tag 🥱

 

[Totallygobsmacked]

"I'm not an influencer"
"You won't see me at an Awards ceremony"
........sure Caroline

HAHAHAH I literally just took the same screenshots to post here! What an actual idiot, how was she a teacher?! She's so thick. Those poor children.

 

[Lollipops23]

Wtf is her new business…? And surely if it’s launching in a few short weeks she shouldn’t be pissing off back to Oz?

 

[realtalk364]

Honestly why is she posting this when she DOESN’T DRINK ANYMORE

Not drinking is literally her whole personality

 

[irishnosebag]

She looks like bloody Indiana Jones going into the jungle rather than to yo climb a mountain
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Shall we make predictions on what dramatic thing is going to happen on my kilamanjaro that will give Caroline the next 6-12 months of content??

Doesn’t have to be dramatic…going is just enough for her to bang on about it

 

[MaryJones1]

That latest reel is one of the worst things I have ever seen. My eyes 🫣 I'm all for body positivity but she has enough confidence for every woman in Ireland.
She harps on about being happy sober and not wanting a man but her Instagram tells a very different story