New thread, thanks to @Jammydodge for the most liked title!
Recap:
Jess claims to schedule her life around washing her hair, which we all know occurs only once a month, if she can be arsed.
She made a reel of her sporting a hideous dress akin to a 1980s SCS leather sofa in the shade 'pink salmon'.
She spent over £600 on an Asos haul and in true Jess style, sent it all back.
She ate her's, Milli's, her best mate Poppy's and Poppy's brother's body weight in chocolate, cakes and other shite.
She has more skincare products than the entire Boots distribution centre, not to mention their shops, to use on her greasy, pock-marked face.
Recap:
Jess claims to schedule her life around washing her hair, which we all know occurs only once a month, if she can be arsed.
She made a reel of her sporting a hideous dress akin to a 1980s SCS leather sofa in the shade 'pink salmon'.
She spent over £600 on an Asos haul and in true Jess style, sent it all back.
She ate her's, Milli's, her best mate Poppy's and Poppy's brother's body weight in chocolate, cakes and other shite.
She has more skincare products than the entire Boots distribution centre, not to mention their shops, to use on her greasy, pock-marked face.
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