The Chateau Diaries #25 The Church Of Stephanology-Stephanie Unwrapped! Tattle peels off the layers of grift!

[MojoDublin]

Thank you @Gibson for the new title!
Thank you @Hercule P for compiling a Chateau dictionary!
Thanks to @ploppityplop2 for the intro.
Thanks to @MojoDublin and @Rory for Glossaries.



Glossary

CD - The Chateau Diaries
Tarts boudoir - Chateau de Lalande
HMN - heap in the middle of nowhere
Flat 34B - bolt hole SJ

LOTL/LOTLL - Lady of the (Lost) Lake, aka Stephanie (b.1975)
SSB- She Who Shouts from the balcony, SJ
QBC- Queen of bed chambers - SJ
MB - Madame Boneyparts -SJ
SJ - Stephanie Jarvis
Fanny - Stephanie Jarvis

MMAF - Mad Man's Arse Face, i.e. mummy
Mini Apron - Isabelle Jarvis (nee Biggio, b.1942) married 1962/3 to Derek Jarvis, widowed 2009, married to Percy Atfield year???

Potty/MP - Michael Potts
Cinder-Ruth- MPotts current squeeze Ruth Kelly (b.1981)

Nitti/Nutty - Nati Oliveto

Floral Roadkill (FRK / RK) - Marie Wiik (b.1991)

BJJ - Baby Jesus Jeans, aka Philip Janssen
PP (Nostril of Lalande) - Prince Philip
UH - Uriah Heep - Philip
Renfield - Philip

MP/MP2/MPK - Michael Petherick (b.1986)
MOLD: Man Of LOST Design - Michael Petherick
Crybaby - Michael Petherick
Sir Trotter BDSM - Michael Petherick
Teabag Trotter - Michael Petherick
Master - Swedish director of Elias Truedsson
BS - Billy Spielberg - Billy Petherick (b.1990)
Trotter, Petherdick - any Petherick family reference
Ma Trotter - Sherrie Petherick
Pa Trotter - Mr Petherick Esq
PILF: The only Petherick I'd like to be filmed with - Pa 'Mick' Trotter

Dear Brenda/BG - Brenda Gibbons (superfan/Facebook admin) from Donegal Ireland
Karen Cbomb - other superfan/admin, Canada
Jumpsuit Jill - rabid serial deletor of unfan comments on premier chat - Jill Scott, New Zealand

Donegals - Limericks (renamed in honour of Dear Brenda)
Agents - Tattlers who find out juicy background info

Chat O (or variations) - Chateau (how Brenda says it)
“BuyMeACoffee” - give me money (no, really, give me money, I really need it)

MBNS;GF - more boring narc stuff; gimme facts

PSDFHB - princess shouting down from her balcony
PRSDBP - princess in her robe shouting down from her balcony at the peasants

Wet Blanket - Fun hoover
Mickey Dodger - Woman who avoids sexual encounters

Thanks to @Rory for the SSB Main Squeeze Glossary:

1. Gregory Mason Clark - Husband and boyfriend, on and off at uni. SJ approx 18
2. Nic Larkin - apparently just friends at uni (but also dated according to CB?)
3. Married Husband 22-24??? (wedding registered in July 1999, she was 23 at the time)
4. Michael Potts met through Oliver Strong on and off 10 years. Open relationship in the end. Buys Chateau 2005 during relationship age 29.
5. Edmond Fokker van Craayenstein (player in tight trousers who pretends to be an aristocrat-BF with guy who said "let the 80 years-olds die off")
6. Mason Dwinell on and off (last we heard he is still staring at the sun?)
7. Ludwig Norweigner (otherwise known as Nordic Weirdo, alcoholic friend unceremoniously dumped at the train station without a ticket)
8. James Jardine (turned out to be "too much" for the girl who never has enough)
9. Daniel Hengeveld (nicknamed Druggy Daniel, because of his not so secret habits. IJ was furious about that romance and the fact that he introduced narcotics into the shat-o. Christmas 2016)
10. Various volunteers ad nauseum (bread oven guy Walton, Christian We etc.)
11. BJJ (any port in a storm, eh Stephanie?)

Château dictionary


GAG: Grab a Gift @Mrs O

Dadification: The attribution of Derek's nature or characteristics at each and every opportunity. @Jeeves

(A) Fouquet: as in to pull a Fouquet. The act of using public funds to finance once lavish lifestyle, in honour of the Great Nicolas Fouquet, Louis the XIV’s finance minister and builder of celebrated Château of Vaux-le-Vicomte (the most ostentatious Château of its time, pre-dating the Versailles renovations) who finished his life in jail being accused by the King of mismanagement of funds. @justcommonsense

Gustavo: male prostitute with expensive tastes @Hercule P

High Priestess Skankadankadingdong: SJ's name @lalablahblah

Madrid syndrom: stricto sensu, long journey to have some bedroom activities in a very expensive hotel in the middle of a pandemy
Flexible version, long journey to have some bedroom activities in a very expensive place @Hercule P

Petherfending: defending Petherick @Joy no toile

Selmobile: Selmar’s camper-van vehicle of love and adventure @Princess and the Pea or @Gibson ?????

Spored: bored with Spode, I am so spored right now, or Diesel is spored; he wants his old dog dish back. @ProfessorPlum

Stephanese: What would be your definition? @mummydearest

Stephfending: when I actually do feel the need to defend SJ. @Milre

Stephiphany: a sudden awareness of the chance to swindle @ProfessorPlum

Trolliosis: a debilitating condition caused by Tattlers asking questions or making observations relating to grifting @lalablahblah

To Versailles: to behave like Marie-Antoinette (Sofia Coppola’s dancing, dressing-up, gambling, romanticising nature version of Marie-Antoinette) As in They Versailled again all night yesterday! @justcommonsense

To Versailles up: to make Versailles-inspired design choices that, depending on taste and budget, may result in a nouveau-riche or tat-like look. As in They Versailled up the entrance, it looks [insert preferred adjective]! @justcommonsense

ArtWork @Linus

and yes I counted all the thumbs up ....

in future page 25 we need to get a series of titles to vote on

 

[Viva La Loca]

I always wonder why Dan his fly is open most of the times..so strange..

because he has a dodgy zip on his work jeans - happens to the best of us

 

[Its-me]

Only fans..so Gustavo is making money from behind the webcam...and i guess no cooking..or how to use an Aga..

is there a link to his onlyfans so everyone can go subscribe lol

 

[Jeeves]

I always wonder why Dan his fly is open most of the times..so strange..

because he has a dodgy zip on his work jeans - happens to the best of us

Not as strange as looking most of the time!

 

[Viva La Loca]

By any chance, do you remember when was this vlog ? I'd love to watch it again but can't find it.

This one .. she is on her yearly visit




BTW - she has been editing her old vlogs - eg. flappy bird vlog ... she has edited out herself cleaning the cage with wire wool on her lap without a piece of paper or cloth to catch the dirt and wire wool bits. MOLD tells her to use a towel as she is making her dress dirty. At the end of the vlog she says about having wire bits go through her dress and are itching her skin. That's because she didn't use paper or an old cloth on her lap at first. She did use a pure white blanket in the end though. Always the sensible choice!!

 

[ComtesseRose]

For those who asked.
Here is Gustavo's second Instagram account, it seems to link to his Only Fans - I do not know if it is a fake, using his pictures...

 

[Midnightcowboy]

Brain overload....can't keep up, so need to print the glossary ..... I was lost in France, Spain, South Africa, America, in fact anywhere the thread goes......

 

[Viva La Loca]

Christ on a cracker ..

Why did Christine McConnell keep measuring and draw the wallpaper design by hand onto the grid !!?!!

An A1 piece of tracing paper is a much quicker method to make the stencils and keeps the design dimensions completely accurate.

 

[Gibson]

Many thanks for the votes, it was an accidental title

Has anyone heard from @Princess and the Pea ? I feel we need a Father O' Malley input.

 

[Clara Burnett]

BG's last little project, still in its infancy, the private humble nonsense group she started to attack the Petherdicks with, also has a public facebook page, on which I found this announcement from a couple of weeks ago. Seems like our dear old BG is still not willing to give up the tit-show-tour-alliance with SJ, the notable absentee from her list of people she talks about. For a loyal Tattle reader that's disappointing, to say the least, when she could be spreading some of the juice details, right? Does that make her complicit to the tit-show-shat-oo scam? You tell me, but the stench of her conflict of interest is definitely pungent...

Has anyone heard from @Princess and the Pea ? I feel we need a Father O' Malley input.

Not for days! I was wondering this myself...

 

[Jeeves]

Many thanks for the votes, it was an accidental title

Has anyone heard from @Princess and the Pea ? I feel we need a Father O' Malley input.

I was thinking the same thing earlier. She had some sad news about about a friend didn't she - maybe having a little quiet time?

 

[ProfessorPlum]

COVID Comes Home

When VillainNaughty flew up to join Freckles and Beatrixxx Trotter in Madrid, they found that all three men shared something in common: they really, really like icing. Beatrixxx had made a stunning rose petal cake once, never to bother with anything beautiful or creative ever again. Freckles likes to eat his icing straight from the bag. The more intellectual VillainNaughty saved 382 icing ideas from Pinterest for a new book he’s writing, Let Them Eat Cake (White Cake). Tattle gossip has it that the three men are now a throuple and they will return to live together at Chateau de la Basmaignee (don’t tell Billy). A commitment ceremony is in the works. Mummy will play the flower girl, whilst Princess is responsible for keeping everyone plumped and taut with injectables, her gift to the grooms. As is traditional, Freckles and VillainNaughty will take Beatrixxx’s last name, Petherdick, so they will be the three dicks, for short. Michael has always been a dick, but now they will be the three dicks.

 

[Viva La Loca]

"As this is the first page of a thread please do give a TLDR / recap of the last thread if you can and if someone hasn't already, thanks "

ISABELLE JARVIS IS AN ACTIVE RACIST WHO WENT OUT OF HER WAY TO RALLY SUPPORT FOR THE EXPULSION OF A BLACK SA STUDENT FROM OXFORD UNIVERSITY. SHE DID NOT KNOW HIM. HE DID NOT AFFECT HER LIFE. SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH OXFORD OR OXFORD UNIVERSITY. SHE BROUGHT SA POLITICS AND A 'WHITE' SA PERSONS OUTLOOK TO THE UK.

THERE WAS NO NEED FOR HER TO GET INVOLVED THIS.
By her actions she is perpetuating a situation that is already deeply entrenched with ongoing and escalating anger.
By her actions she has tried to wield power and control reflecting the politics of the country she lives in. This is the UK, not SA !!
I am not saying that the way he treated the waitress was right (obviously not) but there was no need for this ferocious white French woman to get involved.

The situation is highly complex and emotive.
To for forward we need understanding. The SA students concerned in this situation carry a lot of residual anger and life experience that no-one can understand until they have lived it. The young men should have been put in touch with people who can help nurture clarity and channel anger with intelligence. (maybe they were idk)

If anyone is genuinely interested in reading deeper into the subject of colonialism and imperialism from the perspective of a Caribbean / African person then I would suggest the writings of George Padmore.

BTW - I can't stand the language 'black' and 'white' in relation to people. Always have done, always will do. We are all brown. Some lighter than others, some darker than others.
Especially @MojoDublin when she applies fake tan

 

[ComtesseRose]

COVID Comes Home

Don't forget the blessings of the two popes and the (sacred) exchange of pearl necklaces.

 

[ProfessorPlum]

Don't forget the blessings of the two popes and the (sacred) exchange of pearl necklaces.

The religious conceits don’t speak to me much tbh (and that’s OK!). Pretty sure pearl necklaces are created on the cake with a piping bag..? I did neglect to add the mother of the douche, our sweet Sherrie. Isn’t she lovely? Sherrie has been told that she will be permitted to attend the throuple’s wedding dinner if and when she learns how to hold a knife and fork.

 

[FrenchGirl123]

"As this is the first page of a thread please do give a TLDR / recap of the last thread if you can and if someone hasn't already, thanks "

View attachment 492688 ISABELLE JARVIS IS AN ACTIVE RACIST WHO WENT OUT OF HER WAY TO RALLY SUPPORT FOR THE EXPULSION OF A BLACK SA STUDENT FROM OXFORD UNIVERSITY. SHE DID NOT KNOW HIM. HE DID NOT AFFECT HER LIFE. SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH OXFORD OR OXFORD UNIVERSITY. SHE BROUGHT SA POLITICS AND A 'WHITE' SA PERSONS OUTLOOK TO THE UK.

THERE WAS NO NEED FOR HER TO GET INVOLVED THIS.
By her actions she is perpetuating a situation that is already deeply entrenched with ongoing and escalating anger.
By her actions she has tried to wield power and control reflecting the politics of the country she lives in. This is the UK, not SA !!
I am not saying that the way he treated the waitress was right (obviously not) but there was no need for this ferocious white French woman to get involved.

The situation is highly complex and emotive.
To for forward we need understanding. The SA students concerned in this situation carry a lot of residual anger and life experience that no-one can understand until they have lived it. The young men should have been put in touch with people who can help nurture clarity and channel anger with intelligence. (maybe they were idk)

If anyone is genuinely interested in reading deeper into the subject of colonialism and imperialism from the perspective of a Caribbean / African person then I would suggest the writings of George Padmore.

BTW - I can't stand the language 'black' and 'white' in relation to people. Always have done, always will do. We are all brown. Some lighter than others, some darker than others.
Especially @MojoDublin when she applies fake tan

View attachment 492782

I had never heard of this student and this campaign before.
So I asked my friend M. Wikipedia.

Maybe Isabelle (a French woman as you said) was reacting to this ? (from Wikipedia). Just a thought

Response to 2015 Paris attacks[edit]
Two days after the Paris Attacks of November 2015, Qwabe posted a message on Facebook saying he did not stand with France and calling for a ban on the French Tricolour flag at universities, describing it as a symbol of a state "that has for years terrorised – and continues to terrorise – innocent lives in the name of imperialism, colonialism, and other violent barbarities."[8][9] In a subsequent interview with The Sunday Times, Qwabe compared the French flag to the Nazi swastika.[10]

 

[Viva La Loca]

I had never heard of this student and this campaign before.
So I asked my friend M. Wikipedia.

Maybe Isabelle (a French woman as you said) was reacting to this ? (from Wikipedia). Just a thought

Response to 2015 Paris attacks[edit]
Two days after the Paris Attacks of November 2015, Qwabe posted a message on Facebook saying he did not stand with France and calling for a ban on the French Tricolour flag at universities, describing it as a symbol of a state "that has for years terrorised – and continues to terrorise – innocent lives in the name of imperialism, colonialism, and other violent barbarities."[8][9] In a subsequent interview with The Sunday Times, Qwabe compared the French flag to the Nazi swastika.[10]

Blimey O'Riley, that young man sure does like to court controversy.
Still, no need to join a campaign to try to get him expelled from university.
I don't suppose she ever considered opening the debate around the subject instead of going for the punish and remove route.

Only used the term French in this context to highlight her context.
I don't honestly give 2 figs where people are from, only what they are about

 

[484858282]

BG's last little project, still in its infancy, the private humble nonsense group she started to attack the Petherdicks with, also has a public facebook page, on which I found this announcement from a couple of weeks ago. Seems like our dear old BG is still not willing to give up the tit-show-tour-alliance with SJ, the notable absentee from her list of people she talks about. For a loyal Tattle reader that's disappointing, to say the least, when she could be spreading some of the juice details, right? Does that make her complicit to the tit-show-shat-oo scam? You tell me, but the stench of her conflict of interest is definitely pungent...


Not for days! I was wondering this myself...

Sorry if this has already been addressed, but does anyone know what started BG’s hostility towards the Pethericks and is she still friendly towards SJ?

 

[Viva La Loca]

Does anyone know who this is helping Selmar remove the shutter in August 2020 ?? A guest? A volunteer? A workshop musician?

 

[FrenchGirl123]

Sorry if this has already been addressed, but does anyone know what started BG’s hostility towards the Pethericks and is she still friendly towards SJ?

If memory serves, I think it started with her châteaux tour ? But not sure. It's all blurred at this stage