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The next few days are going to be extremely annoying.

ChastityDingle said:

She lives to gurn another week. Who the fcuk is voting for her?

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Honestly don't know how she even makes that expression.

I can just imagine it now. The Haribo kid as flower girl but instead of scattering petals she'll scatter gummy bears. The two boringasfuck dogs will run riot and the reception will be sponsored by Wenzel.

SandALS must be buzzing they gave this div a freebie and he can’t even spell the name

Trying to convince everyone she’s off doing her own food shop round M&S today.. and the food is out of date by a week what a bellend! Why the fuck is she posting old shit like a fucking dip .. what a moron

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Horseyhelen said:

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The irony!! She is describing herself

I didn’t realise it was a mother and son shoot

I really didnt know Vicky and (Gunther) James Michael Tyler were good friends. She gave a remarkable speech on her feed which surpassed those of his co stars of Friends. I thought Jennifer Anniston, Matt Le Blanc and Courtney Coxs two lines of sympathy were nice, but Vickys paragraph just shows how much he meant to her. I hope she gets through this difficult time. A minutes silence please for gunther and Vickys frienship.

hands up if you’re shocked!

The fucking face on it
She's got the ugliest mouth I've ever seen in my life

In a strange way she is doing a disservice to all women by inferring that we all collapse in a crying mess for a week once a month when in reality we all just have to suck it up and go to work, cook… Not everyone has the luxury of crying a river and eating their body weight in gifted M&S treats sadly.
I imagine she will see this as trolling but as someone who works full time I still have to turn up even if I’m off my tits on paracetamol.

How odd… not a single post about leaving the show… any of her team mates done any gushing posts about losing her like she did with them…?

It’s a good job she doesn’t run an MLM booking travel isn’t it! A travel agent who can’t research travel, it’s almost like it’s a massive con from a total freeloader

frankie32 said:

So, will she have hair and make up done for the funeral??? Will there be a ballon arch at the wake?

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When they lower the coffin will she be filming herself shouting "Go on me son!!!". Will she be writing out her obligatory essay saying about how her grandad is looking down at her making all this happen for her and he's reunited with her nan...how she's going to do them proud... I dunno its going to be some copy and paste bollocks from Pinterest. Hope she reads all this and think fuck I can't use that now. Keep speculating guys!!!

Her recent stories are SO un relatable. Most women who have actual FERTILITY issues (and have had to save damn hard, or even take out a loan or remortgage their house), are now waiting for embryos to be put back in before the dreaded 2 week wait to find out if they are pregnant… our Vicky is travelling first class to Dubai (which she’s been able to afford to do many times before) for a hen party and get off her face, but the poor lass - her airport transfer hasn’t turned up, so she’s had to slum it and get an Uber. There’s an actual cost of living crisis and she’s posting this shit!!?? People need to open their eyes and see she’s not like them as she portrays she is.

It really does take the shine off if you have to beg and plan your own proposal and pay for your own ring

I don’t understand?? If Ercan was so overjoyed why wouldn’t he just impregnate her normally? Has she got some reason she can’t conceive normally that I’ve missed??

annabelle_bronstein said:

We must have missed the bit where air con went off to St Martins for three years

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Or the Royal College of Art, London College of Fashion or Parsons School of Design…

Or even via the Saville Row Bespoke Association apprentice programme, which can take 3 - 6 years to compete… or a 2 year course at the London School of Tailoring.

With over 30 years experience in Fashion - but I can’t specify on here, for obvious reasons

I am telling you all now. Without any formal training in Fashion Design and without any formal technical training in Bespoke, Couture, Production Tailoring etc, there is NO WAY, he has ‘designed from scratch’ any Suit and they will be produced from the finest Wool blends but be affordable?

So, it’s Made to Measure? Which already is way more costly than Off The Peg and then bulk production would mean pre-ordering in an array of sizes, design styles, fabrics etc.

It’s actually scary how beyond deluded these IG muppets really are!

All his energy, time and effort will be put into the business… are you a sole trader?

What about the dogs and Mama Dog and all the travelling on grifted holidays and what will happen when they decide to defrost a

Honestly, if he had said, he was doing a range of gym / leisurewear related products, then you know, he wouldn’t have to lie about designing and manufacturing of ranges, as that’s what most people do for their Shopify stores…

I didn’t see him at Pitti Filati in June, so will be interesting to see where he has sourced these affordable but finest Wool blended fabrics and I know pretty much EVERY Tailoring Atelier and Factory, so will be interesting to see where he manufactures said Suits

Honestly, I don’t recall him EVER wearing a decent Suit…

I WROTE ALL THAT BEFORE LOOKING AND HE’S AT A SUIT SUPPLIER

He ain’t ‘designed’ nothing, what an ENDRICK

Just think of the word DICK when you read it

Get the out, the PATTI-RAMS continue to fail is gonna be hysterical

Surely after all this she has to go sober now??

Michelle Heaton (the reformed alcoholic) has now given her high praise so it would just be a complete kick in the teeth for people like that if she just went out and caned it this weekend surely??

As a side note, how horrified and disgusted did Rochelle Humes look by Vicky’s very existence? Imagine someone who’s been married 10 years with 3 kids having to fake some understanding for this absolute cretin who’s 35 and still lies hungover on the sofa in an undressed duvet eating free baguettes and microwave meals every weekend?

A polite smile, eh?