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Ffs might have known she’d be all over Kourtney & Travis. It’s about as trashy as I imagine Vicky’s wedding will be. She’s wearing lingerie to her very catholic wedding. Also “your travis is out there”?! No thanks. I like my men to have some self respect & dignity, I wont be dry humping in front of my family/children/real estate agent thanks very much. CRINGE.

I literally see that dogs dick more than I see my partners.

Advice please, I've got to go to asda tomorrow, does anyone know someone who can come and do my hair and makeup? I'll give them a shout out on tattle to make it worth their while.

Boozy brunches for someone who struggled with booze themselves and now barely drinks? Oops

lollykins11 said:

She’s got a right drink problem, who can be arsed going out as much as she does?! Especially when hungover and doing it again the next night doing shots and that?! She needs to grow up! I’m only 34 but give me a night in with my boyfriend and my pjamas with snacks anyyyy night of the week. She seems to live in this constant state of being seen to be having “fun”. Sad life.

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I'm 28 and knocked alcohol on the head wouldn't say I was an addict it was said I was a binge drinker and dependent on it and am 80 days sober and it's honestly the best life ever I don't miss alcohol whatsoever I just don't get why you'd want to live a early 20s life in mid 30s pathetic really

Must be awful suffering from PMDD, but thankfully for Vicky it only seems to rear its ugly head when she's at home with nothing planned for a few days. So she still gets to enjoy all those gifted holidays, trips away and nights out symptom free. And when she's back home and it can sense it, curl up on the sofa and taking cwying for the gwam

Bonkersbear said:

Apparently she has a new show about her fertility journey

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Fuck off! There’s nowt wrong with her fertility! It’s a lifestyle choice for her, the same as millions of other women. Is it BBC by any chance? This could back fire on her massively if not done right.

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Gifted Hotel again . She's a freeloading twat . Im Working 40hrs a week teaching kids...collapsing at home exhausted to see this binge drinker make up to the eyeballs on a gifted stay...again

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Your being polite about her, I would call her a freeloading cunt

Winning thread title goes to @Beaology at the request of @HeyGoodLurking

Most liked comment was @ChastityDingle of the infamous Charleston scowl!



Wor Vic has been buzzing like an old fridge of late stomping, gurning and launching herself at almost anyone on Strictly for the past couple of months now. She was thrilled to ribbons when she was able to portray her ‘idol’, fellow Geordie head basher Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini Cole Tweedy…. or just plain old Cheryl!



Tess and Claudia also announced they’re leaving Strictly at the end of this series, step away Vicky, this gig ain’t for you love!

She’s a medical marvel is wor Vic as her PMDD seemed to have taken a back seat yet again to let her participate for so long on the show! She was also reallllyyyy reallllyyy nervous guys! Like realllly nervous like y’know…. She’s such an anxious overwhelmed ‘ickle bear. Really pushed the sympathy vote to the max with several interviews with the likes of Women’s Health, Daily Mail etc. Oh and she’s a proper humble Geordie lass in case ya didn’t know!

We had no idea how Vicky seemed to be getting all the high scores, we’ve discussed a few conspiracy theories - were the judges drunk, were they afraid of getting impaled by a shoe, was it in her contract to ‘be kind’ to her since she’s such a wallflower?

But….. just as we all shuddered at the prospect of her winning the whole bloody show, justice finally prevailed and wor Vic got booted out on week 7…. The week before Blackpool AND the night before her birthday She can now drop the act and go back to shagging Erc in the spare room! What’ll she do with herself now with all this spare time on her hands? Let’s have a poll!

Our like minded pals over on the Strictly thread were of the same thinking as us! Here’s a reminder of some of their cracking Vicky posts….



In other news…. Vicky launched another straight off the line from a Chinese sweatshop Little Mistress clothing line. She had a big launch party to celebrate, here she is with preferred husband Pete Wicks…



Still alluding to ADHD, oh and she has some new ones - imposter syndrome and high functioning anxiety…. Like most people have Vicky and we all just get on with it pet! Also disclosed she’s had suicidal thoughts recently…

Erc is still in the spare room with the slanty roof getting no sex, poor fella! He’s been on a few trips away during Vicky’s Strictly stint which would have been good respite from tip toeing around madam all of the time. Poor Kai took over for that, poor sod!

Getting more involved with M&S Food which we’re all mad about as it’s our fave food shop! Blagged a trip to Italy for a 2 minute ad on their pasta sauces! Also blagged a night out at their recent Christmas Feast night. Erc also making sure he’s getting in on the action as well… Give yourselves a wobble Marks!

Vicky attended the Pride of Britain awards with another recycled wedding dress… Here she is with her preferred husband Pete Wicks again….



Vicky also called an audience with Health Secretary Wes Streeting to discuss the poor handling of PMDD and women’s health diagnoses.

I think a collective sigh of relief came over us all on this thread last night! Thank fuck she’s out!



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Just caught up on her stories. Is this arsehole for real? Since she has had to declare how much she is #gifted, you really realise just how much stuff she gets for free. What I don't understand is, why?? She is an absolute nobody. Why are people following her insta and not seeing through this bullshit on display on the daily? She is so shallow. Imagine living your life like that. Why would you go on 'a very much deserved' (pah ) holiday to get your hair and make up done to sit by a pool and write an essay on Insta v's reality? This is anything but. The woman is a walking contradiction and she needs a big reality check. She brings nothing to this world. What an absolute waste of space. She deserves none of what she gets for free. She is a freeloading slapper always on the beg for anything and everything she can get her shovel claws on.
I'm losing more and more respect for Ercan as well. Imagine being on holiday with that? How draining.
They deserve each other the absolute scrapings on the bottle of the barrel. Nothing irks me more than people getting things for free that they don't deserve. She flew business class. I fly business class...the only difference is....I actually fxxxing pay for it.

I went to school with Vicky Pattison and she was an absolute bully. She was mates with the popular kids from the year above. It irritates me how she pretends to be a “girls girl” when it couldn’t be further from the truth.

"Influenxers stuck in dubai" was the latest headline i saw. No-one gives a shit about infulencers. People who have their lives there, families, not attention seeking twats like vicky

If there isn’t a #gifted balloon arch present did that event even happen?

Me neither. Not a chance I'd marry a bloke willing to put me through months of injections and egg retrieval. Then the whole process when he does decided he is ready to grow up. When it's compleatly unncessary. She is going to be putting her body through so much. Mentally and physically. And all he will be doing is wanking into a cup. I can't imagine anyone allowing their partner to go through IVF when it is not necessary. He's with her for the freebies and making an absolute mug of her

I’m so glad I got engaged when I did, had kids when I did. All this shit show for likes and validation, I can’t take it. It’s not real. She just craves the little hearts going up and up. It’s so sad. If you’re in love with him then congratulations, well fuxking done, but c’mon, you’re chatting shit for all your followers and to get in the daily fail. This poor cow won’t be with him in 5 years. I’m not having it. They only seem happy surrounded by fellow numpty influencers and lavish gifts. Strip all that back. What do they have? Free meat and potato pasty’s, a mental dog and cream carpets. No ta.

geordiegirl said:

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Pete’s still not going to shag you hun

I'm from the NE and Greggs is like family but even I think that's the tackiest fucking thing I ever did see, everyone knows you do the wedding then go eat your saussy roll at home in your sweats when everyone's fucked off

I don’t think she’s ugly. I don’t think she needs all the filter. Especially the face changing apps. Think she’s a normal looking girl who strives to be what she’s not. The pressure must be exhausting. She needs to accept who she is before ramming it down people’s throats about insta vs reality. Reality is looking nice and put a bit of effort in before going out, not gurning at the camera hungover. It’s one extreme to the other. That’s not keeping it real.

Notaninstamumeither said:

But he’s not making her. He doesn’t want kids, she does. I don’t think either party should be forced into something they don’t want. It’s on her to accept it may not happen with him & to make a decision about her future based on that.

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I’ve known so many people who’ve been with a bloke and he’s said he’s not ready for/doesn’t want kids…they split up and less than a year later he’s with someone else and she’s pregnant….I think the statement is he doesn’t want kids with her, she needs to stop flogging the proverbial dead horse and he needs to grow a pair and end it…although he’ll have to pay for his own tuna baguettes if he does that

Gosh I usually find her so irritating but today I’m struck with sincere sympathy for her. I can’t even begin to imagine how empty and sad her life must be! To orchestrate every detail of a forced engagement, just so that her life is “perfect” for instagram. The amount of videoing and promoting she is even doing of the hotels in Dubai ! Those types of videos take time ! And they are off on the vacation of “their dreams” , getting engaged and she is just posing all over the place with aircan trailing behind … that’s supposed to be a truly happy special time in a couples life , but for them it’s all promo, PR and pretend! They are constantly surrounded by their friends, binge drinking…They can’t even be alone as a couple the day after they get engaged ! And god forbid they hang out with people without bottles of vodka and god knows what else.
Instead of checking into gifted hotels , she should try checking into rehab.