Heffalump

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More fatties.
Wha? You serious? You throwing shade at people who have just pushed humans out of their vaginas? Who have done nothing to any of us?

Just want to take this opportunity to remind everybody that I couldn't give a fuck that Trisha is fat. I don't go around pointing at fat people and calling them fatties!
Trisha is a fucking prick, who happens to be fat and brings the bile up on me, but why on earth just comment "more fatties" on a pic of sisters that just had babies!
That's the sort of crap that gives us all a toxic name on here.
 
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BobBlobLaw

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You know how its gonna go though don't you? Like everything else she does she ll spend more time self praising than doing any actual graft. She'll launch whatever it is by saying : So lads as you know I'm a chef and i cook constantly ...I mean I'm never done making delicious meals cause i just love love love cooking. BUT as a chef I just wasnt able to find the perfect ( insert random product here ) so i decided i needed to save the world and invent it myself . SO after a lottttt of research ( first thing that came up on Google) I found and developed a relationship with the most perfectly delicious and dedicated supplier ever (cheapest one i could find in China). And now Im going to share it with you cause I just wasn't feeling the Aprons/Knives/Pots/Pans i had been using before but now I've personally developed and tried and tested over these last months and I'm now launching my own Merch ...The Trisha Lewis Collection. Send me money for tat u could get in dealz so my Ma will get off my back for not having a real job. Now I can shout back from under my duvet MA i cant help you hoover don't you know I'M a Business Owner. I can now add CEO M.D. Entrepreneur Girl Boss to my insta bio and talk endlessly about how far I've come from that fat pic from 2015 which looks exactly like a still of me in the gym a week ago but say nathin , we ll used a cropped filtered t'fuck pic of me taken from a height to show I'm practically chisel jawed in the advertising ! I'm just so proud of how far I've come !
 
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I can see the Lanzarote post now in Jan.....

"The old Trisha came out here on a holiday in 2014 and hated it.I only wore the same black maxi dress,Evans cardigan and shoes from Angela's ashes as that's all that would fit my swelled feet.
I cried most nights into my chips on the way home while the rest of the family enjoyed the strip.
Now Shes back!!I'm alive and delicious and the sea air is stunning.I went for a walk last night and even the Lucky lucky men said Trisha girl you look amazing,you must feel delicious.Im sure they meant it and were not just trying to sell me a bag for a tenor.Im going to go now and just unwind and enjoy this glorious time with the family.
DMs are turned off.Beat the bulge.
 
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Lads are chefs(in general) cunts or what?

This is from TeaSpills latest stories....an English actress called Louisa Connolly Burnham is coming to Ireland and she sent the same message to a few Dublin restaurants looking for a free meal in exchange for social media coverage....the restaurants called her out on Twitter over it and here is the response Chef Grainne o Keefe sent her and shared publicly on Twitter....I think all in all she was a bit sharp in her response..
I mean all a restaurant has to say in response is it's not our policy to gift free meals for pr/social media coverage...I think it looks very unprofessional to be sharing this stuff on Twitter.....
I actually like her response... I'd say restaurants, hotels etc have a pain in their balls with greedy grabbers looking for freebies...that restaurant Grainne runs doesn't need coverage from a beggy Mitchell.. I like her response.. we need more of that imo
 
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Half_Pint_1213

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I'm a total tattle lurker and I've never posted anything before but following this thread for a while. I'm sort of shocked at how Trisha has managed to grow such a flourishing community on insta when her message is so flawed. If she wants to pivot her page into a lifestyle, cookery page then that's grand off you go and do that. But she is preaching this message of constant reset to an audience that presumably are looking to lose weight or get healthier.

Her message would seem to me to be nearly dangerous for people who are struggling to lose weight. The constant going off plan then reset message is harmful to those who have an unhealthy relationship with food. If these people are following Trisha and taking on what she is saying at the moment, this is what they're learning: she's lost 2 stone since Xmas and yet has had how many days 'off plan' as she puts it and 'reset' afterwards with no repercussions for her weight loss journey, her mental health or her relationship with food.

Sorry but this cannot be true. Either she is in a severe calorie deficit when on plan which has enabled her to drop the weight, which she has not been clear about, or she's lying about going off plan so frequently which I don't think is the case. If anything I'd say she goes off plan more often than she says. I mean we heard all about this artisan Easter egg she ordered on line but when asked to show it at Easter turned out she'd already secretly binged on it the second it arrived. So her audience will be left puzzled when they mimic these behaviours she shows of one or more days a week off plan followed by instant reset, but aren't losing weight.

If you think about it, off plan and reset is basically another way of saying, binge then purge. And if you do that, you're eating in a disordered way which won't result in healthy weight loss and more importantly is detrimental to your mental health and absolutely will result in a worsening relationship with food and therefore further issues for you down the line. To see Trisha held up as a paragon of healthy living and a person who's lifestyle is to be praised and emulated is frankly disturbing. So much progress has been made in areas of disordered eating and weight loss but Trisha is doing her best to drag us backwards to the old days, not show positive and healthy behaviours. Which is fine if that's how she personally wants to do it, but not acceptable when she's held up as an example for so many struggling with these issues. I think Trisha has her own struggles and clearly has a lot of issues with food and I feel for her on those fronts. I don't think she's helping herself with her carry on online, and I think she's dug a hole for herself now that her 'transformation' is her only way of generating income for herself.

Sorry that this post is so long but I've been observing what's going on for a while now and wanted to share!
 
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Heffalump

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Her "love handles" or whatever, extend way beyond her arse.

She has the body of a lad you'd see back in the 90s who had driven trucks hauling livestock since he was 16. But that wasn't his full time job. He'd also fatten 5 heifers every year, and was a good lad to do a dry stone wall. And was also the lad to call to get chimney swept. And also has a set of rods for the septic tank.

Drivers belly. No arse. Tiny legs. 20 box of Carrolls in the pocket. Orders jelly and ice cream to have after his mixed grill in Mother Hubbards.
Apple tart and custard on Fridays.
Two litre bottle of cidona in the cab of the truck.
Has 68 neices and nephews he do throw a fiver to each at Christmas.
Has a Jack Russell called Jack.
Goes to mass every week but has never sat down in a pew.
Is an averaged sized man in all ways except for the swollen drivers belly which is the result of 40 years of snack boxes and driving.

Is probably called Timmy, Johnny, Jimmy or Dinny.
But is likely known by his nick name which is likely something like the The Cowboy, The Duke, The Boss or Rashers.

She has a body like "Timmy". Every village has a Timmy.
 
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My crystal ball tells me we will have a post today :

‘back running, I ran 4Km in 57888hours. It was delicious. I have the bug! I’ve signed up to do mount Everest but I won’t be able to fly out so my sister will video me going up the stairs at home. I love exercise #BeatTheBulge’
 
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Heffalump

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The thing I always find so hilarious about her followers is that most of them are private accounts, like a crazy high majority.
And the ones that are open, its a poor soul who has put up 7 photos of a potted geranium by accident, and then a badly cropped headshot of likely their nanna with whatever banner is fashionable at the time - I stand with nurses/She went for a run/I say no to an Incinerator, some still with the French flag overlay from the Charlie Hebdo incident in France in 2015.
I am not saying there is anything wrong with these people, I am just saying that I fucking know that they drive a Yaris and never want anything from the chipper "just a few chips will do me", they are never ever happy with how the hairdresser does their hair and they can't wait to wash it and do it properly themselves when they get home....And wasn't €36 very expensive for what she did, and they definitely know somebody called Marcella, Babs, Val or a lady named Pat.
 
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BobBlobLaw

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Someone in Failte Ireland is getting a bollocking this morning in the Monday catchup meeting. So Louise, how did you wan Trisha get on in her tour of Dublin? Well ... she went on a trip on the dart. Oh did she get some nice out the window footage of the coast on it ? No but she was terrified and didn't get mugged so that's a plus. Then she went to the Guinness storehouse. Oh good ...so a few pics of her the gate and all the fancy bars yeah ? No but she did get her face on a pint so she was defo there. She went up a mountain then. Fabulous....The dublin mountains ...johnnie foxes...always a good tourist selling spot. Well no... see she climbed a hill in Wicklow by mistake...but to be fair you could see dublin through the fog if you tried hard enough to see past her head in the selfies. Oh btw she fell up the hill too so we ve a solicitors letter in the post probably. Right so has she submitted receipts yet ? Yes she just sent me a speeded up video of her sticking them all in an envelope actually as thats her thing. So we have 3 nights in a luxury hotel she barely mentioned photographed or named as she's so famous she has to check in under an alias for fear of throngs of press and superfans camping outside....€850. Room Service €240 The entire contents of the minibar €500. Meals in restaurants she again couldn't tag for fear of being papped €400. A ticket to My Fair lady in the Bord Gais...at least I think it was the bord gais ...in reality it could have been a community hall in ballygobackards given the one shakey Pic of people's heads taken from the back row. €50. A visit to a&e €150 . Petrol tolls and chicken fillet rolls €6435 and finally a late night visit to Paddy Powers € 785. So basically it all tallies up to €35,653 for the 3 nights. But we DEFINITELY got our money's worth. The yanks are booking flights as we speak!!
 
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Heffalump

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You'd swear the mother was on a make a wish trip ffs.
All this shows is how little all 37 of them have done for her over the years.

She'd probably prefer a weekend in Kilarney like....
 
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