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Hey Jenn, that strange feeling is adult responsibility. I’m sure it was terrifying for you.

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TTT#171 You've been hosted for events before as media, right Tim?

hcslacs said:

I seriously cannot understand how anyone could hang out with Tim. He constantly talks through the ride lines and he has to either talk or woo hoo during the entire ride and it's just all that stupid, idiotic nonsense that he thinks is soooo funny but in reality he's just majorly annoying. I can't even handle watching a few minutes of him on video, I don't know what I'd do if I was unfortunate enough to be in a line or on a ride with him.

On flight of passage they are doing this bullshit flailing their arms and legs around. And you can see there are others in the chamber with them. How old are these assholes again?

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I’ve mostly been lurking lately and just reading but I had to share, my family and I had the misfortune of riding with him right in front us on Living with The Land at Epcot as well, he talked so loudly to his camera the entirety of the boat ride that my then 5 year old got mad because he couldn’t hear about the plants, we talked to a cast member after and they let us ride again with no wait because at that time we were only there for the day, we didn’t have passes yet, and I had won a raffle from my job for 2 days at 2 parks and we were taking advantage of all the rides we could get done with my little one. but it just goes to show how inconsiderate they are! They don’t care about the other people in the chamber with them because it’s the Dim and J4D show no matter where they go!

Poor Dick, the negative comments about him are really affecting his mental health. The stans don't like him. Instead of reassuring Dick and paying him some sort of compliment like--I enjoy the perspective that you bring to our conversations, Tim just sits there uh-huh, yeah...checking the texts coming in on his watch and looking at his phone. Tim's an asshole. His stans are fucking crazy. Dick really needs to disassociate with him if it's messing him up.

I think I've zoned out through most of the first 25 minutes because this is some boring shit but my favorite comment was from Tim:



I've met a lot of our trolls. He knows this because they read here. Many of us have said that we've met them. I have met and spoken directly with them several times. He needs to clarify that statement by saying--I've met a lot of people who have turned into trolls because they see through our ridiculous bullshit and don't like the way we constantly lie and treat our children like crap.

And Tim and Nick--1000% I would walk up to you and tell you exactly what I think of you both. Nick, i would say you need to get the fuck away from these people because they are absolutely toxic, especially if this little venture is affecting your mental health the way you claim. Tim, I would tell you that you need to do something about your useless wife because she's going to put you in an early grave. And I would say this, out loud, to both of you directly. Name the time and place.

Guys! Guys! Guys! It’s happening!!! These twats have been stuck at 904k subs for months on end and I just found that instead of their typical bump up they bumped DOWN to 903k!!! T&J, no one cares about your awful content anymore, time to start looking for real jobs assholes!

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They fucking suck.

What I'm gathering out of the comments here is that they did Thanksgiving the same way they do everything else, half assed and wasting money.

Oh fantastic! My son, an Air Force veteran, can’t get a reservation at Shades of Green but so glad these idiots can. How do they not see how offensive this is to those who have actually served their country and they are taking up a spot??

xmasbdaygirl said:

I just came here to suggest it as the next thread title but the screen shot was giving me a hard time or I just need more coffee.

TTT #153 Our vid will be out at some point, we're busy being outclassed.

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Or, combined with a gem from a page back:

TTT #153 Our vid will be out at some point; we're busy making foam core memories

Ok, now that we're on our umpteenth "we were infertile - don't ever ask us again - Jackson would have loved it - we somehow got pregnant with two boys we toss aside to go to Disney alone" trip to a party that is pretty much GEARED toward children and spending quality time with them as a FAMILY, please explain to me how ANY stan can continue to use the ol' "bedtime" excuse for them and not fucking see this for what it really is?!?!?!?

TIM AND JENN ARE SURROUNDED BY CHILDREN AT THE PARTY AND THEY LIVE HERE.
THEY CAN FUCKING TAKE THEIR CHILD TO THIS FUCKING PARTY.

THEY. JUST. DON'T. WANT. TO.

This person is 100% right! How can the stans not see this?!?

Another Disney staycation coming up. According to Jenn, this will include “a lot of outdoor time.”

The entire family went to the grocery store because they need groceries for their upcoming staycation. They don’t buy anything at the store other than baby food and more hot wheels for Jackson. Jenn says they ran out of time and have to go back tomorrow for the groceries because they have to get home and make dinner. How does that make sense? They can’t push dinner back 30 minutes to avoid another trip to the grocery store tomorrow? They are fucking morons.

Backyard Renovation
Pool bird cage: $35K
Patio/pool pavers: $25K+
Draining/cleaning/refilling pool cause you couldn’t bother to cover it up prior to paver installation: ???
BBQ unit & musical island counter: $20K
Ceiling fans installed by Tim: $1K
Patio furniture: $5K+
Bar Stools: $1,200

THIS $20 “heat shield”:

PRICELESS!!

The Tim Tracker #143 - Always late, never great, less media invites than Nate

YesNow said:

I’m still trying to figure out why they can’t stagger bedtimes. They each are in charge of 1 kid at bedtime and it must occur at the same exact times or J$ can’t handle it. They also can’t seem to leave either child until they are completely sound asleep. Weird.

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I don't understand why neither kid can be left sitting by themselves (without being held not totally alone) for the 15 minutes it takes to get the other one down. At 5 months, Big Baby should be able to sit in his bouncy seat, in his pack n play, in something long enough to get J$ into the bed and snuggled in. Then hold Big Baby and read J$ his story, chat, sing a song, whatever it is they do. Or vice versa. Let J$ sit watching his ipad (we know he does this well) while Jenn gets Big Baby down and settled. Then do J$ routine.

This is not rocket science and parents--single parents and parents who do not have both mom and dad there for bedtime have been doing this for hundreds of years. So many families have a dad or mom that doesn't participate in bedtime routines too. Because two parents aren't necessary. Parents with 1 kid, 2 kids, 6 kids can do it solo if needed. No one in the universe has to hire two people to get two kids to sleep. That's just over the top ridiculous.

Can you imagine interviewing for that job. Jenn: You will be one of two babysitters for the two children. Your job will be to get J$ to bed. This other person's job will be to get Big Baby to bed. I will be there to watch you both do the job you have been hired to do while I do absolutely nothing, which is what I do best.

Ginn whenever she breastfeeds: “oh no golly gee I sure hope no one’s looking at me! (please look at me)”

VloggerCritic said:

Pride celebration continues at WDW.

Isn't it odd nobody ever accuses JennBo of cheating or being a lesbian? Guess she'd have to actually leave the house by herself to cheat. Or hire an employee she's attracted to...

Yes this is a outlandish theory but those are ok here. Lmao

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As a lesbian, we do not want or accept Jenn.

Guys, I’m not on Facebook, but I made this fan art myself and was wondering if someone could put it on the Tracker Facebook Fan page for me?

From the infertility “vid”

Portions taken direct from transcript –

Jenn: For us, specifically, we can’t have children... It’s like having 200,000 mother-in-laws asking 'why aren’t you pregnant yet'? It’s just tough because it kind of makes me feel, like, incomplete, in a way. Almost like I failed. ‘Jenn, you look pregnant’ [laughs] I get that a lot...which is, like, really crappy.

Jenn: We have tried. We’ve been together for almost 15 years now. And we’ve been married for what? 7? 5? 6?

Tim: 2011.

Jenn: It’s not for lack of trying. We’ve tried for many years... honestly [looks at Tim] … we…we…did all the things. We made sure it was the right day…you know, all that [waves arms around] … all that fun stuff.

Tim: All the scientific stuff.

Jenn: [nods] We did, yeah.

Tim: And I will say this too, I don’t want this to be an invitation to tell us different things we can try.

Jenn interrupts and shakes her hand as if to say "no": Please don’t.

Tim: We’ve made peace with it. Like, it’s just the way that it is. Such is life.



Jenn in April 2023 while nursing 2nd child in less than 4 years

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Jenn: Yeah, the other thing that's catching up to me too is just the fact that, like, like, Tim is going out and doing all these fun things which you know it's part of what we do and normally I would be a part of those fun things too but right now it's just the baby is too little to go out… um …and do those fun things and you know it just makes sense for me to stay home and I totally… like, like, I know what I signed up for. You know, like, I get it …I'm… I'm happy to do it but that doesn't again mean that it's not hard, and so sometimes like editing these really fun videos, I'm just like - man I really wish that I could do those fun things too …and I think it's just another thing that's kind of weighing on me, like, emotionally.

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Those are NOT the words of a previously "infertile" woman.

Face it, stans. Your idols are full of shit and have been for a long time.

Left my little love note for these dipshits... Only a matter of time before it gets scrubbed but I know it will be appreciated here. Also will they ever swap out the 2 dead dogs for their 2 live paychecks [read: children] on the logo?¿?