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Chapter 1. Making your Guinea Pig feel at home.

Introducing your pet into a new environment can be tricky, however I've found in my time as a professional guinea pig whisperer that showing them around their new house while having them wear an item of your clothing really helps them adapt quickly and form a lifetime bond with their new owner.



Chapter 2. Food for thought.

In my vast and lengthy experience communicating with guinea pigs (on a level most could only dream to achieve) its become apparent that the usual foods of straw and vegetables aren't actually what they crave, in fact they've indicated to me during my thousands of hours of mind reading sessions that "Cheese Slop" is essentially the caviar of the pig world. Feed it to your pigs at every opportunity and they'll thank you for it when it comes time to clean out their cage. It's a wondrous experience.



Chapter 3. Grooming
Guinea pigs love spending time bonding with their owners. Why not make the most of your own personal grooming time and involve your pet, I've shared several hair colouring sessions with my own pigs and it really gives them a confidence boost when you cover up those greys in favour of a glossy "Just For Men" (and guinea pigs) black.


Chapter 4. Piggy holidays

I've planned many a holiday with my guinea pigs in mind, one place they seem to enjoy the most is Disney Land. They're more than capable to going on most rides, and rollercoasters make them squeal with joy! Here's a cheeky little snap of us just before leaving for our last Disney adventure.


Chapter 5. Bonding time with your best friend.

A well kept secret about guinea pigs is they love nothing more than listening to music turned up full blast. Noise, noise and more noise (especially children screaming and shouting) really helps them relax. In my many years of in depth research, hours of communicating telepathically, and scientific observation, I've discovered that the ultimate way to keep your pig happy is to play Roxette, turned up as high as your music player will allow, on loop, whilst feeding them cheese and onion Pringles. The little rascals can devour entire tubes in a matter of seconds.



I hope you have enjoyed my blog on caring for guinea pigs, the Rosabelle Manor way. It has been a culmination of many years of research and hard work. If you have any questions feel free to hit me up (especially if you like dropping towels) at GroomingPig @ twatmail.com, thanks

HAHAHAHAHA! Thank you Merlin! I knew they didn’t have the right to film in there; we’ve asked before and been told no. No reason they should be treated any differently.

Postman just knocked on my door, so I've called the police and told them I have a stalker.

Van name? How about Shitty shitty bang bang. Child catcher included free.

Someone asked for this a few pages back so I thought I would oblige

Ok, so I’m going to say this once and once only because I fucking HATE being “that” person and acting like a jobsworth, but I’m a midwife for my local hospital. Worked all through covid, apart from the TWO times I contracted COVID-19. (Both times before vaccine) and can I just say,
The pressure on us to keep our mums feeling like they weren’t alone, was unreal. We tried so unbelievably hard to do all we could to ease any fears about giving birth during a pandemic and with the visiting/birthing partner restrictions and changes. So to hear these two imbeciles disrespect the treatment they received, boils my piss. even though from what they showed of the midwives in the RAW birth Vlog, was totally professional and without fault.

Had Mr cuntychops actually BEEN in the medical field (and no, not a trolley boy) he would have known that giving an epidural that far along in labour, may increase the chances of it actually slowing her labour and contractions, sometimes even stopping the labour altogether, which is damaging for both mother and baby and often results in more intervention needed, including the chances of Caesarean section!
But he didn’t explain that did he?! Mr fucking expert. It was well within Sarah’s interests to let her body just finish the process it had already got so far into doing naturally for itself.

would Mr medical expert and mother Teresa have complained if they were offered an epidural against ‘protocol’ as he says, and it made things go wrong?! Yes they fucking would, and then the prick would be saying “she shouldn’t have been offered an epidural that late on”

also - I can totally tell these dickheads haven’t got genuine complains because if they had, they would do the right thing and contact their local hospitals Patient And Liaison Service, or asked the health visiting team when they got discharge from the hospital, for what’s called a maternity Debrief.

sorry guys, hate to be that person that flaunts their job, but we work bloody hard, especially during this virus, and to see it be slated is infuriating. Yes we get it wrong and some people are WELL within their rights to complain and we understand that, but this is them! It’s T H E M

Me and my partner love watching The Inghams, this is his birthday card he got this year

Hello tattler friends I haven’t posted this week but I have been reading
my husband of 50 years died last Friday
my husband had Alzheimers diagnosed 4 years ago.
R went into hospital on the second of April and died 6 days later.
Shocked to discover colon cancer caused his death not Alzheimers.
Happy I had cared for him at home and he never went into residential care.
Keep up the good work friends exposing this beanie man and his enabler wife

mags said:

Still rumbling on. Apparently they've been contacted for comment.

YouTube family reinstate Loch Lomond paddleboard vid after deleting it in safety row

YOUTUBE family The Inghams have reinstated their controversial Loch Lomond paddleboarding video after deleting it in a row over safety. We revealed the family were blasted for ‘risking their …

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Let's hope he's learned his lesson after last time



(From Twitter)

Got to be done

The Ingham Family #239 Rough as... Avoid

Childish of me? Yes.
Deserved? Yes.

Trigger warning



I’m not saying her feelings aren’t valid but she’s not mourning ffs. Mourning is giving birth to a baby you know you’re not taking home, it’s going through the pain of labour and leaving the hospital empty handed. It’s having to listen to the new babies cry while yours lay lifeless in your arms, mourning is getting in the car and feeling your chest get heavy seeing an empty car seat. To then go home and walk past the nursery that will never be used, it’s closing the door so you don’t have to see their little sleep suits folded, waiting to be worn but never to be touched. It’s sleeping next to an empty bassinet. It’s packing your babies things into boxes because it’s to painful to see them every single fucking day. It’s just a reminder of the life you nearly had but was so cruely taken away from you. Mourning is wanting another baby but being scared of feeling like you’re replacing the little girl that you left behind that day. Mourning is going to the funeral home to give your freezing cold baby one final kiss, mourning is getting the call to come and pick up your daughters ashes. And while you have your 6 kids and you check on them at night, and their little bodies are snuggled up, sound asleep. Remember there are women like myself, who have to say goodnight to an urn, that sits on a shelf.

That awkward moment when you're fresh out the womb and you realise that your dad is a butters balding middle-aged just for men user wannabe gangsta emo skater boi who dm's teen girls, whilst your mum is a lazy diseased foghorn shopaholic who sells chinese tat for a living, can't spell for shit and they're both about to the exploit your every move and memory for cash £££


best of luck kid

#178 Chris still wont admit hes a ginge, but will happily show us Sarahs minge

‘It‘ll Blow Over’ - A work in progress, Malcolm Conkers 2023.

Last Easter vs this years. One year difference for Isla. She looks and acts like a completely different girl, it's all her parents fault. I really feel for her.

I just came on to say I will be taking some time away from posting on here for a while - I lost my beautiful boy and best friend unexpectedly a couple of days ago, and my heart is broken.

Rest peacefully until we meet again, son.

Fixed it for you.

Danielleintheusa said:

If am are giving up at this point

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Next thread title, lol.

Pretty pleased with how this turned out. Got a mate who does t-shirt printing if anyone’s interested.