Congrats @curious cookie jar! 
I couldn't see any title suggestions in the first few pages of most-liked posts so I've used this quote instead (the 2nd most liked post of the last thread
) - a reminder of just how these poor children are exploited on a daily basis.
It shows how bizarre and manipulated those kids' lives really are, being worked to deliver lines and plots instead of having the freedom to express themselves naturally and just be...and for the younger kids, this Black Mirror/Truman Show type of existence is the only way of life they've ever known.
TLDR
They're settling back into the sweaty way of life at their 2nd home (IN DOOBEYE), with the usual exciting content of price checks in the supermarket, bigging up the Doobeyean lifestyle whilst bashing the UK at any opportunity, malls and shopping hauls, the same old naff footage of high-rise buildings and city skylines to crap music and complaining about all the sand despite living in the desert.
Lazy is apparently fasting for health reasons. Presumably this happens while she's sleeping because during waking hours she seems to be shovelling away all the sugar and greasy fast food they'd usually consume.
They were apparently going to move to a bigger, better house but got gazumped before they had a chance to view it....luckily for Isabelle, as she apparently loves her dinky dot maid's cupboard and hit back at criticism although still no room tour!
thanks for this screenshot @thegreencow
The Creeper got himself a new motorbike for Jace's birthday. It's only tiny, so it'll really suit little Chrish....especially as it only needs 2 strokes to get it going but it smells offensive and is bound to be the most disappointing and embarrassing ride you've ever had the misfortune to endure.
Do they issue ASBOs in Dooobz? Thankfully Jace wants nothing to do with the noisy, smoky, potentially lethal, 40mph motorbike and is sticking with his babyish ride-ons. It's a small bike but marketed for children much older than Jace, hence many Tattlers felt it was inappropriate, particularly as Jace can't even ride a normal pushbike without stabilisers.
I've not been following closely so feel free to add what I've missed!
I couldn't see any title suggestions in the first few pages of most-liked posts so I've used this quote instead (the 2nd most liked post of the last thread
) - a reminder of just how these poor children are exploited on a daily basis.It shows how bizarre and manipulated those kids' lives really are, being worked to deliver lines and plots instead of having the freedom to express themselves naturally and just be...and for the younger kids, this Black Mirror/Truman Show type of existence is the only way of life they've ever known.
TLDR
They're settling back into the sweaty way of life at their 2nd home (IN DOOBEYE), with the usual exciting content of price checks in the supermarket, bigging up the Doobeyean lifestyle whilst bashing the UK at any opportunity, malls and shopping hauls, the same old naff footage of high-rise buildings and city skylines to crap music and complaining about all the sand despite living in the desert.
Lazy is apparently fasting for health reasons. Presumably this happens while she's sleeping because during waking hours she seems to be shovelling away all the sugar and greasy fast food they'd usually consume.
They were apparently going to move to a bigger, better house but got gazumped before they had a chance to view it....luckily for Isabelle, as she apparently loves her dinky dot maid's cupboard and hit back at criticism although still no room tour!
thanks for this screenshot @thegreencow
The Creeper got himself a new motorbike for Jace's birthday. It's only tiny, so it'll really suit little Chrish....especially as it only needs 2 strokes to get it going but it smells offensive and is bound to be the most disappointing and embarrassing ride you've ever had the misfortune to endure.
Do they issue ASBOs in Dooobz? Thankfully Jace wants nothing to do with the noisy, smoky, potentially lethal, 40mph motorbike and is sticking with his babyish ride-ons. It's a small bike but marketed for children much older than Jace, hence many Tattlers felt it was inappropriate, particularly as Jace can't even ride a normal pushbike without stabilisers.
I've not been following closely so feel free to add what I've missed!
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built like a brick shithouse as my old nan used to say