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Freebie Phoebe forever flashing her tit, dont you dare suggest hypnobirthing is shit!

Vicki has a pet peeve with shortened names

Spending money, buying things she doesn't need, to fill a void.
Eating crap, overeating things she doesn't need, to fill a void.

It's complete consumerism. Her life is about having things, and feeling better because of having things. That's a bit sad too really, doesn't she ever just do something quietly for herself without it being a fucking hashtag, challenge, sped-up story for engagement?

Give me tea cups and saucers
Give me My Little Pony plastic crap
Give me free deodorant
Give me Hello Fresh
Give me commission
Give me likes

I'll give you:
My children's privacy
My dignity
My problems
My self-congratulations
My failings
Mememememememememe, me, all the time me

Give me validation
and more free stuff, so I can declutter it again
and again

She's fucking rank.

I should unfollow her and this thread but you lot are too funny and she just gets more and more unbelievable so I shall unfollow nothing

Thread suggestion: Phoebe Court- look what she’s bought, she thinks she’s thrifty, and she looks fifty!

"It honestly feels like I've blinked and this last school year has gone"

Blinked which time?

Maybe writing AD at the start of a paragraph wasn't on one of her to-do lists. To be fair she's got a lot on her plate. Literally.

Notforthegram said:

Every now and then, when I'm going on about my life, I stop and gasp in disbelief that she called her children Vesper and HERBY My brain can't process it

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I think she named Vesper after the character in Casino Royale then tried to re-enact the Venice drowning scene in a pool in Lanzarote

Thread title suggestion: Stole a freezer from the poor. Jim's giving Alan what fore 🏌🏽️

Jemi85 said:

@ChubClubThug where art thou?

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I'm alive! I've neglected my Tattle like Mick neglects her feet and kids!! I've had back to back weddings and a holiday that's killed me off

Looks like I've got a Swan banquet and a half to get through

She’s blocked me she asked on stories if people want more SW content and I replied saying not from a consultant who doesn’t even pretend tonfollow the plan....

These “influencer” cunts who record or take pictures of themselves crying are just the most attention seeking people on the planet

Guys I’ve been laid in bed since I woke up at 645am because I tried to follow Micks lead and wrote a list, but I didn’t put ‘get out of bed’ on there. Oh well. Tomorrow is a new day!

EyeSpy88 said:

Why does she always have her front door wide open? Is it normal behaviour and I’m just weird having mine always locked? Lol

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So Vessie can go for a piss in the garden

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What's the third child going to be called - mobility scooter???

Nooo she has got to be trolling us!!!!

Put a ginger wig on tuk-tuk and she's her mother's double - the poor sod!

She's like a little fat war evacuee nah, that pic fresh from an Enid Blyton novel I refuse to believe she's younger than me!

I know I’m early but new thread title suggestion

Swfeebs #3 she’s thrifty, she’s grifty, she’s actually fifty

WhatABore said:

I guess they don't have arcades wherever it is she used to go as a kid abroad

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Christopher Columbus still hadn’t discovered America when she was a kid so im guessing she didn’t go too far

Omg she has really got to me tonight.
"WE" no thats just you that thinks like that. There has been a 9 year shot dead near me and this so called mother is complaining about queuing for ride.

cantinfluenceme said:

Guys not sure you're ready for this woman but there's this Irish 'instagrammer' her handle is my_solo_journey_to_mom. Had ivf twins and is now the oracle of all things motherhood. Anyway she gets compared to Lewis Capaldi a lot on her thread too! She's like a poor man's Feebs..

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I ran there to find this and you are spot on!