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I’ve tried not to comment for months well because of my job but tonight’s comments on her stories have fucked me off something rotten.

qualified MW here and her comments and her fuck all knowledge on midwifery piss me right off. Midwives don’t just spend 3 years at university then a following 12-24 months on a preceptorship for some one who’s read a few books and given birth once preach about an evidence based degree that she knows fuck all about.

You go ahead hen and eat your dates and have your perineal massage and hypnobirth and don’t listen to your midwife because of course feebs knows best. You can plan all you want for your perfect birth and I’m so happy you got it the last time but stop trying to lure other women into a false sense of security that there birth will be plain sailing because who’s the woman going to blaim when your stupid obnoxious recommendations go wrong and she ends up with failure to progress and a cat 2 section and maybe piles for good measure.
Not you, but her midwife.
You stupid fucking arse.

Glad that’s off my chest 😅

Also i just want to point out that I am in total support and advocate for women and it’s there birth, their choice and informed consent is so important, but there are evidence based guidelines and procedures we follow to the core to prevent maternal mortality for a reason.
Most of the vibes that I get from her posts is, please ignore all medical advice given because it’s your baby your birth and listen to moi because I am the font of all knowledge and of course have a medical degree in PREACH. It’s so dangerous and I would never in any circumstances listen to a ‘SW consultant’ on the gram.

Think I have over done it in comments tonight, I apologise.
 
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justfortonight

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Congrats to @Virgin Media Fan for a fab thread title 🥳

Quick recap if you’re new to the world of feebs.

• In the last thread, we learned feebs had quit her job as SW consultant. A real shock to us all considering she was guzzling a litre of vegetable oil the week before for a Tesco ad.

• Our budgeting Queen bought 8 pairs of vans, at the cost of about £60 a pair. One of our most hilarious members questioned if Feebs was moonlighting as an octopus, which was a personal highlight of the thread for me.

• Herbivore has started his weaning journey on Bruce Bogtrotter size portions of wanky veg and fish pie.

• Feebs posted some photos of her crusty nipples and the whole internet vomited.

• The aptly named smug snug is coming along nicely. We should be treated to a full reveal when the solid marble angel with real gold wings is flown in from Russia (ok I made that up.) Still, so great to see our poverty queen making what she can of her paltry 6 bedroom mansion with staff quarters 😔

• Oh, and her kid pisses in in the front garden.
 
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Stimpii

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Thread suggestion.

Phoebe Court #23 She’s making a list, she’s checking it twice, money saving tips, who needs her advice.
 
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swipe_up

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Salt laden meals, hideous reels, there is nothing about Smugnalls account that appeals
 
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Nixen

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Another stupid name. Poor kid. Especially since he’ll likely be the size of a Volkswagen Beetle by the time he’s 5.
 
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Oneforthemoney

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I dont think she’s overweight just she has her mums horrible tubby cheeks, massive head and little rat nose. Poor girl
I think shes a sweet looking little thing! She's always very smiley and looks like she's having fun and interested in things. Bit of a dick move to mock how a little child looks.
 
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Notforthegram

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I mean all she did today is complain about how fucking hard her days been and it looks like all she did is:
-get up and get 2 kids dressed (ok I know it can be frustrating but come on)
-Drive to nursery and get rid of one of them
-Go for a nice lunch and look around some shops. Made sure her offspring made the biggest possible mess that no doubt some poor fucker had to clean up off the floor.
-Sit in the car for an hour chatting shit on her stories complaining about how hard her life is.
Oh do fuck off you entitled smug flatfaced shitbucket. Some of us mortals don't get thousands of pounds as 'birthday money' (are you 5???) to spend on a new wardrobe of clothes, but instead we need to do ALL OF THE ABOVE except instead of getting a nice lunch and walking around shops WE NEED TO WORK FULL TIME!! So, in conclusion, shut the fuck up!!!
I apologise for my language I really needed to get this out.
 
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Wophie

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Was just preparing dinner and looking through the freezer when old Mick popped into my head.

Why does she make such a big song and dance about freezer meals? She subtly pushes the idea they're bad and shouldn't be done. When reality for a lot of families is they have to buy frozen food and meal prep for the freezer or they won't afford bills etc.

But then my brain went deeper. She loves banging on about energy saving too, childcare costs, and now the new thing is the fucking secondhand freezer she doesn't need. Yet she lives in a huge house, has two cars, endless holidays and spends £5K a week on the weekly food shop (you can't include gifted Hello Fresh in that).

So I have come to the conclusion that Mick is getting some sort of sexual thrill by roleplaying as working class. She probably fills in a Universal Credit form in the bedroom whilst being mounted from behind by Jimbo
 
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Why is she trying to turn into a parental advice account? I’d rather seek out Joseph Fritzl than ask her what to do but also I know how to parent my own kids
 
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francesthemute

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It’s not even about the fact that she opted out for Vesper really imo.

It’s the becoming-a-fucking-expert-on-the-ins-and-outs-of-the-whole-fucking-thing.

She forms an opinion and then declares herself an authority who is here to inform everyone else about it.

I declined my (incredibly average 😂) kids being weighed, my reasons are my own, what I didn’t do was lecture the fuck out of everyone else and tell everyone my way is THE way.

How-To Life by Phoebe Court
- lost weight
- become an expert on it
- get pregnant
- become an expert on it
- give birth
- become an expert on it
- breastfeed
- become an expert on it
- wean a baby
- become an expert on it
- etc etc

- buy an electric car
- become an expert on it
- plant hanging basket
- become an expert on it
- buy clothes
- become an expert on it
- clear out a drawer now and then
- become an expert on it

Until the very end of time.
 
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swipe_up

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Awww I properly feel sad for Mick tonight, clearly a fan of the queen and was most likely at her coronation 💅
 
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