Badirene
VIP Member
Does this Jess person not have any family to slap her around the face with a haddock in an effort to instill sense, cop on or just a bit of wake the fuck up? Imagine your daughter bringing that home for tea?
"What do you do for a living Stephen?"
"Well I ram dildo's up my arse on the internet Mrs Smith"
"Oh, well oh"
"Yeah, it's a growing market, all the geezers are doing a bit of anal, made 7.50 last week"
"Well"
"Yeah, anyway Mr Smith your daughter could suck the chrome of a trailer hitch"
Mrs Smith: Faints into gravy jug.
"Yeah, your daughter goes down easy like that and all"
Mr Smith: Combusts.