So he fucked off to Dubai in the middle of a pandemic, took the piss out of everyone back home and claimed we were just jealous. (Because we all really want to stand on a balcony of an apartment we pretended to own and shout Dubai every morning..) Humiliated Georgia, refused to take any blame at all, took the piss out of her crying and claimed she just wanted attention whilst upping his OnlyFans prices because people wanted to see it. (knobs.)
Posted a video claiming if he was to try and commit suicide; we would all be sorry and take our words back - then proceeded to upload a video about suicide (and even uploaded a remix version that weirdly included him at a water park a couple of days later like a 12 year old who’s just found YouTube.)
Touched women when they asked him to stop & filmed it.
Lied about moving to Dubai, lied about buying a place, lied about the raffle thing - basically did everything he fucking could to get money so he didn’t need to come home and face the music.
To finally having to admit defeat and try and sneak home, being arrested, on his birthday, dressed like a fucking traffic cone. I hope he absolutely shit himself for the whole flight home incase the police happened to be there.
Lockdown in your own home doesn’t seem so bad now does it Bear?! Happy Birthday fuckface!