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Those dresses are awful. She looks like one of those old toilet roll holders dolls

Look at me everyone!! Look at me!!!!! 2 hours sleep and I’ve still managed to organise this fantastic party, with co-ordinated rose gold BALLONS and these perfectly positioned teeny tiny borrower sized picnic benches with teeny tiny borrower sized nibbles and PROTIEN CANOPAYS so that I continue to tag JD on my insta stories, and be top of the class at the Cumbrian school of eating disorders. Also, can you believe I am MAMMA to a 13 year old?! I surely don’t look old enough!!! We won’t mention the botox I have monthly. Now I must dash, and clean up after the party. I’ll sweep up with the eucalyptus stuck up my badly photoshopped arse, before running my espa bath and soaking my pointy shaped legs. Tomorrow, I will need a rest at Low Wood Bay #ad #aff #foreverspa #tiredmamma

Runforestrun said:

As someone not far from Gem I can tell you it’s fucking Baltic today and blowing a gale. Certainly not weather for a spaghetti strap thin dress, no matter how ‘cosy’ she claims it to be!
Normal folk would be in joggers and a sweatshirt.

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Aaah yes love cosy days lounging around in my full face of make up in my skin tight dress where I have to suck my belly in 24/7 and can’t eat anything solid. So cosy.

The likeness is uncanny.

Does anyone remember that time she was in a car accident and took a photo of herself strapped onto the spinal board?

“Because I’ve never met a more determined person than me”

Determined to what?

Put yourself in an early grave? Leave your child without a mother? Cost the NHS a fortune through your own negligence and stupidity? Sacrifice true happiness for a life that looks good on instagram? Wreck your marriage by shagging your trainer?

ITS ONLY FUCKING FLOWER FRIDAY

Sorry somebody please correct if I'm wrong.

Gemma is upset that she can't do running club.
Gemma is upset she can't go to her favourite spa.
Gemma, who has a pacemaker and is always in and out of hospital due to being a vulnerable adult is about to climb a mountain this weekend???

Good grief. I dunno what's worst watching, the virus unfold or these damn idiots online!

“ She reads books like one would breathe air

Please fuck off with this utter bollox Gemma. And then fuck off a little bit more you absolute ballbag.

How utterly depressing! On holiday after recovering from major surgery and you’re up at the crack of a sparrows arse to do steps and be in the gym. This woman seems to have to so many lovely things in her life - a job, a home, a daughter, husband, sister and family, yet all she can focus on are the numbers on her watch, scales and clothes. It just all a seems so desperately sad, vacuous and empty, but it’s dressed up in expensive trinkets and shiny wrapping for instagram.
Life is so precious and short, soon her daughter will be off living her own life, I’d want to cram every second of a lovely holiday like this into being with her and making real memories, not just a few posed photos with fake smiles for the grid.
For the first time in my life, my New Year’s resolutions have nothing at all to do with weight or numbers on the scales because I just cannot buy into this bullshit any longer and I couldn’t stand my entire personality just being how much I weigh, workout or walk. I’m just gobsmacked at this, I really am. How much damage these people do to themselves and others.

I used to really like Gemma, I thought she was beautiful and always put together really well but I started to feel bad sometimes when I looked at her. Every day she leaves the house perfect, I used to be like I’d ran through a hedge.
I watched a make up live once and she showed what she used to do her make up and I looked at my primer, foundation, powder, blusher & mascara (which are all expensive) and thought I wouldn’t even know where to start putting on all of that never mind pay for it all.
I would say I have a really well paid job but I can’t afford to spend the way she does and it made me question what I was doing wrong. I know it’s probably a bit of jealousy as well but I do think these influencers need to think about how they make people feel.
Declare those #AD, declare when they are getting a discount, show that they are not buying those gifted items & be genuinely happy and show they are grateful for everything they receive, it might make people feel that wee bit better.

AFlyOnYourWall said:

Nearly choked reading that
Is Andrew still in the picture? She's such a doormat staying with him after he cheated. Although she hasn't given him any children of his own yet...

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I'm no fan of Gem's but I fail to see how the fact "she hasn't given him any children of his own yet..." is relevant or fair game. Nobody knows anybody's circumstances or decisions around pregnancy or children.

Hope you all enjoy my poetry

Sunset steps and moonlight miles
Filtered pics and big strained smiles
She be busy and she be tired
She posts for clout, to be admired
Perfect this and perfect that
Get a life you boring twat!

throwmeaway said:

Her toes are very square; must be a witch!

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Matches her jaw

Who lives by prison and not by the sea?

Sponge Gem Square Jaw!

I don’t want to accuse her of fucking her trainer but I definitely think she’s fucking her trainer.

STIs?

#aff said:

What’s he doing to them?

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Gemma has, wait for it ... 4 pairs of trousers! 4 pairs! Gemma you mad bastard you need to calm down!

MrsM79 said:

What exactly does she do for a living? She drives me INSANE with her constant moaning about how tired she is and wishing her life away. She must be working from home to be able to cook and eat the same repetitive food she cooks, looking after her sisters baby, taking in deliveries and advertising her tat on her website. She’s clearly not out of the house for 12 hours a day like some of us. She kind of sounds like she has it quite cushty.

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How rude Our Gem runs a marathon every morning, preps Insta worthy breakfasts, complete with eucalyptus. Makes herself look pristine. Drives 5 hours, works 27 hours, then drives back & has wine for tea. Then an Espa bath. Then runs her own business.Every day. She be super woman

ChubClubThug said:

What happened to flower Friday?

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Probably having flower Saturday as she's so overwhelmed and exhausted. She'll be able to face the florist tomorrow after oat pancakes with that all important 1 tsp of melted nutella that she can seemingly spread over the entire length of the M6.